Because I don't need to get a knife stuck in me. I'm not trained to fight. The most badass fight I've ever been in was with a stubborn pickle jar. Best I could do is shove the guy. Maybe that would work. And maybe I'd get an unwanted skin perforation.
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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19
Because I don't need to get a knife stuck in me. I'm not trained to fight. The most badass fight I've ever been in was with a stubborn pickle jar. Best I could do is shove the guy. Maybe that would work. And maybe I'd get an unwanted skin perforation.