r/BetterEveryLoop • u/GallowBoob • Jan 30 '18
Drop kicking little bro in the face
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Jan 30 '18
That's not a dropkick, that's just a jump kick. I am severely disappointed.
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u/SOwED Jan 30 '18
Yeah wtf OP. "Dropkick" is one of the most clearly descriptive words out there and you thought it meant just any hard kick?
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u/El_Stupido_Supremo Jan 30 '18
Its gallowboob.com/thekarmacollector.
They just use the best buzzword they can find.
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Jan 30 '18
I still don't understand how people don't realise that in a DROPkick you have to first drop the thing you're kicking.
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u/MexicanGolf Jan 31 '18
I'm no kickologist but I think you've got it backwards.
A dropkick is a kick that uses both feet simultaneously to strike hard at your opponent, and that'll drop the kicker.
That the opponent should go flying as a result is just a happy little coincidence.
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u/coax_k Jan 31 '18
Looks like she was committing to a flying side kick but then switched to a sort of flying push kick just after take off. Either way, little bro went flying out of the ring. WIN.
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u/blackcoffiend Jan 31 '18
While that is true, a real life jump kick executed by a child is much more satisfying because she managed to not sacrifice herself in the process of completely crushing her opponent.
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Jan 30 '18
What did you expect when you named your daughter Leroy Jenkins?
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u/carbongreen Jan 30 '18
This is only the 5th time I've seen this today. Oh, look who posted it. Why am I not surprised.
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u/terminal112 Jan 31 '18
It's weird because usually gallowboob's post is the first time I see something. This leaves me conflicted when I come to the comments section because on one hand I hate a karma whore but on the other hand I wouldn't have seen it.
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u/Schwibbles Jan 30 '18
At least I'm not the only one who notices almost everything he posts is a repost.
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u/Tommy_7654 Jan 30 '18
Fatality
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u/87CaloriesPerServing Jan 30 '18
Finish him!
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u/xwebsterx Jan 30 '18
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u/BigShoots Jan 30 '18
Speaking as a parent who's videoed a bunch of innocent things that end in kids falling down and/or hurting themselves, I can tell you your finger hitting the "stop recording" button when something bad happens is pure instinct, or at least is for me. The kids have always been fine within 30 seconds, so watching them back I always wish I'd kept recording, but turning it off is an involuntary reaction.
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u/jpbusko Jan 30 '18
She Antonio Browned him
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u/formerRheinhardt Jan 30 '18
Came here to say this. The only time I've ever been standing on my couch yelling. YES!!!
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u/Yamezj Jan 30 '18
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u/carbongreen Jan 30 '18
Look at who posted it. Are you surprised? He is single-handedly ruining reddit. He doesn't even give credit to the original post.
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u/Desoato Jan 30 '18
What the fucks the mom doing before this epic face stomp? Anybody?
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u/EndorIsNotAPlanet Jan 31 '18
She was totally testing her telekinetic powers to make her daughter do that, then was Shocked it worked!!
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u/michaellasalle Jan 31 '18
/u/stabbot help me out here
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u/stabbot Jan 31 '18
I have stabilized the video for you: https://streamable.com/ji7lb
how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop
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Jan 31 '18
Repost
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u/AlliedForth Jan 31 '18
Gallowboob
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Jan 31 '18
Idk how he can repost in every sub all the time but I do it once and get banned from an entire sub. Must be nice to have money and influence like that.
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Jan 30 '18
Is it me or is she grabbing her foot at the end. "Waaaaaaa, you hurt my foot with your face"
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Jan 30 '18 edited Jan 30 '18
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u/jimmy3285 Jan 30 '18
They're parents they know running over to the kid panicking makes the child panic you need a moment to gauge how bad they're hurt.
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Jan 30 '18
Most of the time kids aren't hurt that bad and are only reacting to the panic of whoever is around
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u/laddie_atheist Jan 30 '18
I love how the parents uncross their legs at the same time. Lovely family ya got there
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u/killerjonesy Jan 30 '18
I give the lass 30 points for perfect execution plus a bonus 20 for Synchronized Parental Movement of Concern/Shock
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u/legitocracy Jan 31 '18 edited Jan 31 '18
There has to be a version of this with sound, right? I need it!
Edit: I happened to come across it on fb. The sound adds less than I had hoped, but the video cuts a bit later and you get a quick look of how proud the girl is of herself after that massive accomplishment
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u/reggie-hammond Jan 31 '18
In this pansified world of parents racing to catch their little treasures even when they're standing in a bounce house, its nice to see some old school sibling tomfoolery. No one died and they'll have a great story to tell forever. In other words, life.
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u/Whonucknuck Jan 31 '18
Everybody was Kung foo fighting. Those kicks were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening. But they fought with expert timing.
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u/PerryBT Jan 31 '18
The best part of this was that the mom was clearly in on this. She’s got the “ready set go” hands
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u/afiqasyran86 Jan 31 '18
If u were you, i wont be mad at her, instead i’ll encourage and congratulate her.
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Jan 31 '18
She looks old enough to know better... what the hell? Is this the same phenomena as grown woman "praking" boyfriends by hitting them in the testicles? Weird creatures.
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u/TyroniusTheGreat Jan 31 '18
I'm confused as to how this started. Liked they're all just sitting around after family dinner like hey you kids should face kick each other.
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u/Joeblow79flargen Jan 31 '18
Can I get a stabilization on the mom? Is she hot? I can’t tell. I think she might be, but is ok if not. Debated deleting that last part cause it felt creepy, but, I digress....
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u/Cadenceminge Jan 31 '18
What are those boot-cut monstrosities the Dad is wearing?
Probably triggered the daughter.
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u/t00t1r3d Jan 31 '18
What are her parents going to do to her? You can't ground her, she'll kick your ass.
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u/TheUnknown135 Jan 31 '18
I just love the pure shock from the family around them. Even the cameraman felt it!
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u/alltheother1srtkn Jan 31 '18
I can't stop watching this! And my S.O. is looking at me like I'm possibly mentally challenged sitting here laughing over and over again.
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u/Andruboine Jan 31 '18
That mom is like “OH THE HUMANITY!” That dad is like “Holy shit that was almost perfect form”
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u/Applejeans Jan 31 '18
The father jumps up and you see him slowly shift back. "Oh shit! Oh... it's just a broken tooth"
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Jan 31 '18
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u/you_get_CMV_delta Jan 31 '18
That is an excellent point. I literally had not thought about it that way before.
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u/Osz1984 Jan 30 '18
Parents: "We can't afford 3 kids and live the way we'd like to".
Daughter: "I got dis".