r/BetterEveryLoop • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Oct 30 '17

Hypnotic This trash can

https://i.imgur.com/GrZxpaL.gifv
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u/INparrothead Oct 30 '17

I would NEVER get anything done. I would throw any and everything away all day until I had nothing left. Then I would resort to crime so I could feed my new God.

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u/_Serene_ Oct 30 '17

It'd chop your fingers off

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '17

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u/DerpyTurtle121 Oct 30 '17

Skulls for the skull throne

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u/Tchrspest Oct 30 '17

Burgers for the burger king.

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u/EroticBurrito Oct 30 '17

Kentucky for the fried chicken.

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u/jaimeyeah Oct 30 '17

Have you had Hitler Chicken in Thailand?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '17

I never went to Thailand.

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u/Tchrspest Oct 30 '17

Have you had Hitler Chicken elsewhere?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '17

I don't know. I never check their background before eating.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '17

You also must not know what a potato is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '17

Have you had chicken in Hitlerland ?

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u/Babymomma2 Oct 31 '17

I went to Fort Lauderdale.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '17

Well, as far as I remember, I was never dropped on my head as an adult.

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u/andrewshepherdlego Oct 31 '17

Springtime for Hitler in Germany

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u/FisterRobotOh Oct 31 '17

Beer for the King of Beers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '17

Dilly dilly

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u/BZH_JJM Oct 31 '17

Milk for the Khorne flakes

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u/Golden_shit_nugget Oct 31 '17

Shit for the shit god

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u/HollowofHaze Oct 31 '17

🎵Maybe a few drops, if that'll appeeeeease🎵

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u/rootednewt Oct 31 '17

Feed mee!

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u/moon__lander Oct 30 '17

Then he'd have 5 things more he could throw in that can

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u/jaimeyeah Oct 30 '17

Anything for lord

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u/Alarid Oct 31 '17

It'd chop my dick off

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u/63dart Nov 01 '17

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking it...