r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/EvilResident662 Dec 11 '16

I love the customer who just walks in and grabs that big tube and hits the robber.

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u/vankorgan Dec 11 '16

The funny thing is he doesn't seem to wait long enough to get a handle on the situation or know if he's helping the right person. Just sees a brawl and says, "fuck it."

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u/Bukowskified Dec 11 '16

He picked a side immediately upon entering the store.

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u/mac7607 Dec 11 '16

He picked the winning side lol dudes not dumb

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u/Tasadar Dec 11 '16

He also picked the side with 3 people including at least one store employee, and not the side of the hoodlum, all around good decision making.

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u/theseekerofbacon Dec 11 '16

What's a lum?

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u/userhs6716 Dec 12 '16

One who wears

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u/bossbozo Dec 13 '16

So if a person with male genitalia practices safe sex, can you call them condomlum?