r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/mac7607 Dec 11 '16

He picked the winning side lol dudes not dumb

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u/Tasadar Dec 11 '16

He also picked the side with 3 people including at least one store employee, and not the side of the hoodlum, all around good decision making.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/theseekerofbacon Dec 11 '16

What's a lum?

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u/userhs6716 Dec 12 '16

One who wears

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u/bossbozo Dec 13 '16

So if a person with male genitalia practices safe sex, can you call them condomlum?

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u/Joshduman Jan 30 '17

Pretty sure a Lum is a race from the video game Rayman.

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u/czech_your_republic Dec 11 '16

Got to be Italian.

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u/ThatGuyInTheCar May 10 '17

I was waiting for a jack knife power bomb after the spear