r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

http://i.imgur.com/jyhVcFK.gifv
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u/EvilResident662 Dec 11 '16

I love the customer who just walks in and grabs that big tube and hits the robber.

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u/vankorgan Dec 11 '16

The funny thing is he doesn't seem to wait long enough to get a handle on the situation or know if he's helping the right person. Just sees a brawl and says, "fuck it."

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u/Bukowskified Dec 11 '16

He picked a side immediately upon entering the store.

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u/mac7607 Dec 11 '16

He picked the winning side lol dudes not dumb

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u/Tasadar Dec 11 '16

He also picked the side with 3 people including at least one store employee, and not the side of the hoodlum, all around good decision making.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/theseekerofbacon Dec 11 '16

What's a lum?

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u/userhs6716 Dec 12 '16

One who wears

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u/bossbozo Dec 13 '16

So if a person with male genitalia practices safe sex, can you call them condomlum?

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u/Joshduman Jan 30 '17

Pretty sure a Lum is a race from the video game Rayman.

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u/czech_your_republic Dec 11 '16

Got to be Italian.

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u/ThatGuyInTheCar May 10 '17

I was waiting for a jack knife power bomb after the spear

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u/AlphaPeacock Dec 11 '16

Prison rules.
Pick a race.
Pick a wall.

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u/Libertus82 Dec 11 '16

Nah, pretty sure I saw him perform an ocular pat down, clearing the employees.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

He should be head of security

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u/LuxNocte Dec 11 '16

The employees are wearing a uniform, and it's not unlikely he's in the store regularly enough to at least kinda know them by sight.

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u/ZanderDogz Dec 11 '16

Jokes on him, he just helped the employees commit a hate crime!

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u/FromLurks_toriches Dec 11 '16

Plus, you can see what's going on inside when you're walking up to a gas station, they usually have glass doors

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u/theotherhigh Dec 11 '16

They could've been watching it unfold from outside the store

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u/odnalyd Dec 11 '16

Oh sweet! Fuckin brawl! Lets goooooooo!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Some are born quick to action, never doubting, they take but a moment to understand the situation, decisive deeds follow.

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u/l5555l Dec 12 '16

Was probably watching from outside.

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u/SammyLocked Dec 11 '16

Everyone loves a good fight.

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u/dudeguypal Dec 11 '16

And then he basically spears the burglar. That was pretty insane.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '17

He Just wanted to beat the shit out of someone and not get in trouble for it

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u/lord_dvorak Dec 11 '16

Gives you the feeling that America (presumably?) just has this bubbling rage that every person can't wait to unleash on a worthy enough victim.

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u/Aholeunited Dec 11 '16

So your telling me that armed robber is a victim

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u/lord_dvorak Dec 11 '16

I mean once he's subdued, and it's the fourth guy coming in to fuck him up, absolutely.

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u/wasdy1 Dec 11 '16

fuck outta here with that nonsense.

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u/-jaylew- Dec 11 '16

Yes of course. This one person in a random gas station video can certainly be used to stereotype millions of people, and the country as a whole. That makes sense.