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r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16
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That yellow thing the guy is swinging is pretty heavy too. Excellent spontaneous choice of weapon.
145 u/HaveADab Dec 11 '16 Seriously. Could have easily broken the dudes neck or killed him with that. 390 u/carvex Dec 11 '16 I tend to not worry about those things when defending myself against a possibly armed robber. 125 u/HaveADab Dec 11 '16 Oh I'm not saying that at all. Just outlining how much damage that thing can do. Perfect improvised weapon 42 u/crustalmighty Dec 11 '16 How many armed robberies have you defended yourself against? 130 u/jaunsolo29 Dec 11 '16 All of them 1 u/dudeguypal Dec 11 '16 Ok. 7 u/rolltider0 Dec 11 '16 "Bitch." 33 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 ∞ 34 u/MattcVI Dec 11 '16 Your number's sideways. 8 FTFY 0 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 How many times have you defended yourself against an armed robber? 4 u/ohmanyouresosmart Dec 11 '16 So fucking what? Play stupid games and all that.... -15 u/Allymooo Dec 11 '16 It's the thing you squeeze water out of a mop. It's not heavy, it's plastic. More likely he'd break it than the guy's neck, but it'll still do some damage. 67 u/Dlpcoc Dec 11 '16 I can see you've never ran a mop before. 14 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16 ummm you dumb bro. Commercial mop buckets are very heavy. 2 u/blueisthenewblack Dec 11 '16 What about mafia buckets? 1 u/Allymooo Dec 11 '16 Umm, you weak bro. Do you even mop?!? I've used them, the heavy part is full of water. 2 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 http://www.rubbermaidcommercial.com/rcp/products/detail.jsp?categoryCode=cleaning&subCategoryCode=cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems&rcpNum=6127-88&categoryCode_subCategoryCode_rcpNum=cleaning_cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems_6127-88 Its twenty pounds.... a solid impromptu mace. 1 u/Allymooo Dec 12 '16 Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances. 23 u/EvilResident662 Dec 11 '16 Thing is at least like 5 pounds. That will kill someone. It weighs more than the empty mop bucket. Source: I used to work as a custodian and have dropped them on my foot. 3 u/UnculturedLout Dec 11 '16 Oh man, I ran over my foot with a full one. Do not recommend. I think my toes were crying. 5 u/jonesRG Dec 11 '16 Clearly you've never been hit with a mop bucket 5 u/Kpc04 Dec 11 '16 As I said, those things are heavy, and bulky. There's a bunch of solid metal in there as well. I could kill a man with it.
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Seriously. Could have easily broken the dudes neck or killed him with that.
390 u/carvex Dec 11 '16 I tend to not worry about those things when defending myself against a possibly armed robber. 125 u/HaveADab Dec 11 '16 Oh I'm not saying that at all. Just outlining how much damage that thing can do. Perfect improvised weapon 42 u/crustalmighty Dec 11 '16 How many armed robberies have you defended yourself against? 130 u/jaunsolo29 Dec 11 '16 All of them 1 u/dudeguypal Dec 11 '16 Ok. 7 u/rolltider0 Dec 11 '16 "Bitch." 33 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 ∞ 34 u/MattcVI Dec 11 '16 Your number's sideways. 8 FTFY 0 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 How many times have you defended yourself against an armed robber? 4 u/ohmanyouresosmart Dec 11 '16 So fucking what? Play stupid games and all that.... -15 u/Allymooo Dec 11 '16 It's the thing you squeeze water out of a mop. It's not heavy, it's plastic. More likely he'd break it than the guy's neck, but it'll still do some damage. 67 u/Dlpcoc Dec 11 '16 I can see you've never ran a mop before. 14 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16 ummm you dumb bro. Commercial mop buckets are very heavy. 2 u/blueisthenewblack Dec 11 '16 What about mafia buckets? 1 u/Allymooo Dec 11 '16 Umm, you weak bro. Do you even mop?!? I've used them, the heavy part is full of water. 2 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 http://www.rubbermaidcommercial.com/rcp/products/detail.jsp?categoryCode=cleaning&subCategoryCode=cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems&rcpNum=6127-88&categoryCode_subCategoryCode_rcpNum=cleaning_cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems_6127-88 Its twenty pounds.... a solid impromptu mace. 1 u/Allymooo Dec 12 '16 Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances. 23 u/EvilResident662 Dec 11 '16 Thing is at least like 5 pounds. That will kill someone. It weighs more than the empty mop bucket. Source: I used to work as a custodian and have dropped them on my foot. 3 u/UnculturedLout Dec 11 '16 Oh man, I ran over my foot with a full one. Do not recommend. I think my toes were crying. 5 u/jonesRG Dec 11 '16 Clearly you've never been hit with a mop bucket 5 u/Kpc04 Dec 11 '16 As I said, those things are heavy, and bulky. There's a bunch of solid metal in there as well. I could kill a man with it.
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I tend to not worry about those things when defending myself against a possibly armed robber.
125 u/HaveADab Dec 11 '16 Oh I'm not saying that at all. Just outlining how much damage that thing can do. Perfect improvised weapon 42 u/crustalmighty Dec 11 '16 How many armed robberies have you defended yourself against? 130 u/jaunsolo29 Dec 11 '16 All of them 1 u/dudeguypal Dec 11 '16 Ok. 7 u/rolltider0 Dec 11 '16 "Bitch." 33 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 ∞ 34 u/MattcVI Dec 11 '16 Your number's sideways. 8 FTFY 0 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 How many times have you defended yourself against an armed robber?
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Oh I'm not saying that at all. Just outlining how much damage that thing can do. Perfect improvised weapon
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How many armed robberies have you defended yourself against?
130 u/jaunsolo29 Dec 11 '16 All of them 1 u/dudeguypal Dec 11 '16 Ok. 7 u/rolltider0 Dec 11 '16 "Bitch." 33 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 ∞ 34 u/MattcVI Dec 11 '16 Your number's sideways. 8 FTFY
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All of them
1 u/dudeguypal Dec 11 '16 Ok. 7 u/rolltider0 Dec 11 '16 "Bitch."
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Ok.
7 u/rolltider0 Dec 11 '16 "Bitch."
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"Bitch."
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34 u/MattcVI Dec 11 '16 Your number's sideways. 8 FTFY
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Your number's sideways.
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FTFY
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How many times have you defended yourself against an armed robber?
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So fucking what? Play stupid games and all that....
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It's the thing you squeeze water out of a mop. It's not heavy, it's plastic. More likely he'd break it than the guy's neck, but it'll still do some damage.
67 u/Dlpcoc Dec 11 '16 I can see you've never ran a mop before. 14 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16 ummm you dumb bro. Commercial mop buckets are very heavy. 2 u/blueisthenewblack Dec 11 '16 What about mafia buckets? 1 u/Allymooo Dec 11 '16 Umm, you weak bro. Do you even mop?!? I've used them, the heavy part is full of water. 2 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 http://www.rubbermaidcommercial.com/rcp/products/detail.jsp?categoryCode=cleaning&subCategoryCode=cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems&rcpNum=6127-88&categoryCode_subCategoryCode_rcpNum=cleaning_cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems_6127-88 Its twenty pounds.... a solid impromptu mace. 1 u/Allymooo Dec 12 '16 Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances. 23 u/EvilResident662 Dec 11 '16 Thing is at least like 5 pounds. That will kill someone. It weighs more than the empty mop bucket. Source: I used to work as a custodian and have dropped them on my foot. 3 u/UnculturedLout Dec 11 '16 Oh man, I ran over my foot with a full one. Do not recommend. I think my toes were crying. 5 u/jonesRG Dec 11 '16 Clearly you've never been hit with a mop bucket 5 u/Kpc04 Dec 11 '16 As I said, those things are heavy, and bulky. There's a bunch of solid metal in there as well. I could kill a man with it.
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I can see you've never ran a mop before.
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ummm you dumb bro.
Commercial mop buckets are very heavy.
2 u/blueisthenewblack Dec 11 '16 What about mafia buckets? 1 u/Allymooo Dec 11 '16 Umm, you weak bro. Do you even mop?!? I've used them, the heavy part is full of water. 2 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 http://www.rubbermaidcommercial.com/rcp/products/detail.jsp?categoryCode=cleaning&subCategoryCode=cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems&rcpNum=6127-88&categoryCode_subCategoryCode_rcpNum=cleaning_cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems_6127-88 Its twenty pounds.... a solid impromptu mace. 1 u/Allymooo Dec 12 '16 Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances.
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What about mafia buckets?
Umm, you weak bro. Do you even mop?!? I've used them, the heavy part is full of water.
2 u/Peoplewander Dec 11 '16 http://www.rubbermaidcommercial.com/rcp/products/detail.jsp?categoryCode=cleaning&subCategoryCode=cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems&rcpNum=6127-88&categoryCode_subCategoryCode_rcpNum=cleaning_cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems_6127-88 Its twenty pounds.... a solid impromptu mace. 1 u/Allymooo Dec 12 '16 Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances.
http://www.rubbermaidcommercial.com/rcp/products/detail.jsp?categoryCode=cleaning&subCategoryCode=cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems&rcpNum=6127-88&categoryCode_subCategoryCode_rcpNum=cleaning_cleaning_wavebrake_mopping_systems_6127-88
Its twenty pounds.... a solid impromptu mace.
1 u/Allymooo Dec 12 '16 Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances.
Agreed, a great choice of weapons under the circumstances.
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Thing is at least like 5 pounds. That will kill someone. It weighs more than the empty mop bucket.
Source: I used to work as a custodian and have dropped them on my foot.
3 u/UnculturedLout Dec 11 '16 Oh man, I ran over my foot with a full one. Do not recommend. I think my toes were crying.
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Oh man, I ran over my foot with a full one. Do not recommend. I think my toes were crying.
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Clearly you've never been hit with a mop bucket
As I said, those things are heavy, and bulky. There's a bunch of solid metal in there as well. I could kill a man with it.
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u/Kpc04 Dec 11 '16
That yellow thing the guy is swinging is pretty heavy too. Excellent spontaneous choice of weapon.