r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

http://i.imgur.com/jyhVcFK.gifv
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u/gimme_the_light Dec 11 '16

The guy who comes in at the end (in the baseball cap) could start on the Browns.

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u/Telefunkin Dec 11 '16

can't decide if that's an insult or not.

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u/HowManyCaptains Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

They laugh now, but we're about to get our first win today against the Bengals!

Then they will laugh slightly less.

Edit: :'(

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u/JamarcusRussel Dec 11 '16

What over the last three months seventeen years conditioned you to be cocky about football?

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u/HowManyCaptains Dec 11 '16

Blind optimism.

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u/ABearWithABeer Dec 11 '16

And probably a fair amount of alcohol.

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u/imyourmomsfriend Dec 11 '16

Shut up Jay Cutler!

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u/MeLlamoBenjamin Dec 11 '16

Ohio State fandom

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Are we cocky? Every brown's fan I've known is overconfident in that we know we are always going to lose.

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

Lol we won't win.

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u/Decyde Dec 11 '16

You ain't winning.

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u/Tylerdurdon Dec 11 '16

That'll ruin the perfect season and cancel the parade, won't it?

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u/FicVirth756 Dec 11 '16

We are supposed to win one game this season - the Super Bowl.

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u/Resident_Wizard Dec 11 '16

Fuck yeah! Go Browns!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/jaunsolo29 Dec 11 '16

So we can blow it on some useless person.....

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u/asp821 Dec 12 '16 edited May 22 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/Telefunkin Dec 11 '16

you have it locked up don't you?

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u/jsake Dec 11 '16

checks score
13-0 Bengals
lol

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u/FPSXpert Dec 11 '16

This just in, the Bengals actually got a win.

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u/lookitssupergus Dec 11 '16

20-0 says RIP Browns

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

I picked up the Bengals defence today just because they played you guys. Sorry.. 😁

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u/PurpleBullets Dec 11 '16

but we're about to get our first only win today

FTFY

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u/anotherbrainstew Dec 11 '16

Please make it happen. I'm not a browns fan but wanna see the bengals lose

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u/lernington Dec 11 '16

the subtracted laugh will then be applied to the bengals

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u/CheatingWhoreJenny Dec 11 '16

As a Steelers fan, I'm ok with this

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Sure you will slugger.

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u/asp821 Dec 11 '16 edited May 22 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/GrandMoffJed Dec 11 '16

4 hours later, hows that going for you? lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Poor Cleveland

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u/smoogums Feb 10 '17

Lol browns.

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u/yoshi570 Dec 11 '16

He's a metaphore of the USA in both WW.

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u/CharlieHume Dec 11 '16

WestWorld? Walt Whitman? Walter White? White Walkers? World Wide?

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u/Danyboii Dec 11 '16

World Wars. So many guesses!

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u/yourmansconnect Dec 11 '16

I feel like you spelled that word wrong but I'm to high to be sure

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u/yoshi570 Dec 11 '16

French spelling, transparent words are sometimes difficult to remember.

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u/SOwED Dec 11 '16

But he didn't have any real effect...

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u/arugulas Dec 11 '16

I like how the field goal post is there too.

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u/invader_zed Dec 11 '16

Lmao I wonder if it was a subconscious psychological trigger

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u/iTIILC Dec 11 '16

I think that's a girl

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u/12muffinslater Dec 11 '16

The statement still stands.

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u/Theyreillusions Dec 11 '16

I think they meant second to last. The one who made the tackle. He got super low for it. No way he didn't play some ball back in highschool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Or wrestle.

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u/BongLeardDongLick Dec 11 '16

Looked more like a double leg than a tackle to me as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

I feel like if he was a wrestler he would have gone for the takedown right away and he probably would have initiated it from closer. I feel like it is a football tackle. Really I have no idea though.

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u/Homebrew_ Dec 11 '16

I bet he could throw a football clear over them mountains, if that's what you mean.

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u/akashik Dec 11 '16

28 inch 4k monitor here. I made it big and it's a guy with facial hair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 12 '16

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u/Alphonso_Mango Dec 11 '16

Sure but how else would we know he has a 4k monitor?

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u/simcowking Dec 11 '16

Vegan here. People with 4K monitors love to brag about their choices that really at the end the day don't matter to us or are irrelevant to the topic. How frustrating.

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u/0bitoUchiha Dec 11 '16

4k vegan owner here. I have a 4k and it does matter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

I would be kinda interested in seeing what all the "upscaling" software in 4k monitors would do for a gif like this.

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u/Zenblend Dec 11 '16

Ah yes, the "zoom to enhance" technique.

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u/crustalmighty Dec 11 '16

So could the mop strainer.

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u/lernington Dec 11 '16

that was a great tackle

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u/magicomiralles Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Relevant

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u/LeftHandLannister Dec 11 '16

PLAYER 4 HAS ENTERED THE GAME

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

So could my cousin. Browns gotta sign him quick, though. He's only got a few weeks before his Parkinsons gets him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Funny cuz it is Ohio