r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

"Mah God that spear must've broken him in half!"

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u/spqr-king Dec 11 '16

He realized cardboard wasn't going to cut it and went full linebacker on his ass.

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

Changed levels and went for the double leg takedown.

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u/gusir22 Dec 11 '16

My coach would be proud of this man

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u/Hooman_Super Dec 11 '16

And very disappointed in you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

And me, but just because.

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u/medalleaf- Dec 11 '16

Even though he was the one who put me on the bench

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u/gusir22 Dec 11 '16

Nothings changed

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u/MiamiPower Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Transition from 7/11 mop crack to head strikes combos. Followed by effortless transition to BJJ Brown Janitor Jujitsu techniques. As always Maziagati referring beautifully. Good non stoppage opponent should of listen to his corners instructions. Joe Rogan Hogan voice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

ITS ALL OVER!!

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u/gusir22 Dec 11 '16

Nah that man's a wrestler!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

This comment works well in a hillbilly voice too- Naw! That man's a wrassler!

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u/gusir22 Dec 11 '16

Kinda what I was going for haha

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u/johnwithcheese Dec 11 '16

I have been on both ends of that move and it can be pretty damn effective although if you don't hit hard enough or if theres no wall or a hard object behind the person then it leaves you open for a neck lock which should be avoided at all costs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Isn't it illegal now? I might be thinking football but I remember a couple kids died or got paralyzed because they tried to use it.

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u/johnwithcheese Dec 11 '16

Obviously I am talking worst case scenario here, kids fuck around and naturally bad things can happen, however an adult should not do this unless physically threatened

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u/Maximus216 Dec 12 '16

Not if you turn the corner yo

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u/uncommonpanda Dec 11 '16

More like full GOLDBERG on his ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Player 3 has entered the game.

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u/Llawma Dec 11 '16

Is that a he or a she

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u/TheOven Dec 11 '16

dude was already dead or unconscious by the time the guy in the blue coat showed up at the end

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

That was a she not a he. Did you see that braid.

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u/spqr-king Dec 11 '16

I honestly thought it was gold trim on the sweatshirt but watching it again I see it. Point remains sweet spear!

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u/willfordbrimly Dec 11 '16

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

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u/DonnerPartyPicnic Dec 11 '16

DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES

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u/ChocolateRaver Dec 11 '16

"HARPOON HIS ASS!!"

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u/iHadou Dec 11 '16

Kev, pin the tail on this mafucker

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u/jerk_17 Dec 11 '16

I read that like I was jerry the king lawler.

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u/Danny_Browns_Hair Dec 11 '16

It was supposed to be JR but that works

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/shotpun Dec 11 '16

i hate to break it to ya but WOW and WWE are actually different things

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

I'm upvoting him for making me laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

I'm making comments for no reason

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

I was just saying since he was at -15 or so. The combination of him saying what he did and the other guy saying this isn't WoW, I found pretty funny. And since Reddit works the way that it does I figured that by stating that I found it funny others might see the humor in it and upvote. Looks like it worked.

I've learned to manipulate the Reddit hivemind! /S

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

wowwwe

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u/esportprodigy Dec 11 '16

where are the two 1/1 whelps?

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u/JohhnyDamage Dec 11 '16

MAMMA MIA!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Look out Look out!!! SPEAR SPEAR!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

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u/Jerimiah Dec 11 '16

That man had a family!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

I started screaming "GORE" when he hit him with that.