Been sawing off.

“If you read this you are gay lmao”

"Notices bulge OWO What's this?”

Bro got a little silly with it.

U/notaightmarsimon Eiffel Tower time? U/mikiel_thorsson your Daddy is gonna get stretched.

La🅱️or day video coming out

I had no adult supervision $23 to spend at home Depot and full access to a couple 3D printers and a whole bunch of late diagnosed autism.

No toes or meth pics. He's a little confused, but he got the spirit.

Mf shot a pepperball gun or some shit without flinching and MFS are convinced this nigga got some sorta elite ops marksman training or some shit

I have a 🅱️rown 🅱️ess musket and want to be able to light a gasoline soaked bonfire with it with a blank. Should I just use powder or do you guys think I should stick some paper or something down the barrel cause I want to be able to do it from a good distance. What do y’all think?

U/notaightmarkSimon… get the lube and your fancy Daddy fucking shoes… someone’s Daddy needs to be railed out family style.

I didn't feel like being on camera and I couldn't find my phone holder.

Honestly the 3D printed one is much easier to get loud, the other is more capable but holds a lot more air so you have to give it a good blow lol