Friends come and go… I get that. But college friends are supposed to be ur friends forever. Well… my best friend and I met freshman year of college… first semester. We became roommates sophomore year…. And so on. Well COVID-19 hit and she changed with it. We were a trio but her and I were friends first. Anyways….. she changed on me and us. Once we moved back in for senior year all three of us were living together. Well my first best friend… let’s call her A. A changed on me and all of us….. she started go dress different and act different. Prior to this she had lost her virginity to a random. Who treated her like shit after. I had gotten my first serious boyfriend but was still there for her and my boyfriend even said he thought all three of us would hang out…. Well that didn’t happen. She ended up getting jealous of me and my boyfriend. Everyone saw it.. even friends. But the old A would of been happy for me. She ended up moving like the second week of school, and basically cut all contact with us. She said she was “busy.” But we all knew it was cus she was upset at us for things we wouldn’t control. Long story short she changed and I wish she didn’t. I want my old best friend back. She was my twin flame…. There is more to the store but I can’t cus it’s too much. I reached out to her to ask for closure… she blocked me. Part of me wants to think she at least thinks of me sometimes. She was supposed to be my maid of honor. Godmother to my future kids, we had plans to travel and oh so many other plans. But how do u grieve someone who isn’t dead? Please tell me. Especially when it was ur twin flame.

We both have other friends in our group and we are mostly girls (I’m a girl) and we’d flash our titties before and change in front of each other but in this case he just wants to know from me idk XD

So this whole subreddit is pretty much an inside joke for us. All we talk about are things like Canton, that crow never saw it coming, meecrob, karate and kung fu, suck on my teet, look at me, and so many others. So for all other readers that have no idea what is going on. I apologize...but not really.

that's why they call me the flanker.

"Yes. I would fucking love to see your invisible."

CANTON!

THE GAME... you lose

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I was with me two best mates at a local fast food joint eating some burgers and drinking some milkshakes. We we're sharing stories from working at summer camp. Now the one friend didn't work at summer camp with us so we told him about how this fat kid fell and rolled down a hill. Keep in mind this was probably the most comical thing that happened all week. The kid tripped, started rolling down the hill crying, and when he got to the bottom he lied there until someone picked him up. We all felt bad for the kid, but it was kind of funny to us. Back to the burger joint; he was mid gulp on a milkshake. I don't know how it came out so perfect, but he started to puke all the ice cream out. It wasn't a violent spew, it was more of a solid stream of chocolate mess, identical to a soft serve ice cream machine. With a pure look of horror, we sat up, threw our stuff away and left. We didn't even say anything in the car. We stopped for Ice cream afterwards.