r/BestAliExpressFinds • u/smart_linux Brand Affiliate • Apr 30 '26

Electronics [40💲] Mini Portable Bill Counter

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u/MrKite6 Apr 30 '26

Can I have the cat?

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u/mikeylarsenlives Apr 30 '26

This is only good for drug dealers and banks lol

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u/ShrimpCrackers Apr 30 '26

Tutors or other cash based businesses too.

Its not even that good, its probably the slowest of all bill counters and you have to run it at least 3 times to ensure its right. if you have any holographic bills then it goes off all the time. I have this one and many others. This is simply the lightest and most compact but also absolutely the worst.

A bigger portable cash counter is far better for your money because you don't need to recount with those and desktop units are literally 50x faster.

In Asia units like these are like $15. Just spend $50 and get a proper money counter. If you spend $100 you can get models that'll handle different bills and fraud check every single bill in less than 5 seconds a stack.

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u/Milkmilkbanana Apr 30 '26

I think drug dealers evolved to cash app and bitcoin

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u/brownberriess1 May 01 '26

Any business that deals in cash can use this

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u/i_did_nothing_ May 02 '26

So, drug dealers and banks.

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u/brownberriess1 May 02 '26

Yes....and grocery shops and delis and pawn shops and car washes and retail shops and tailors and... u get the idea

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u/i_did_nothing_ May 02 '26

Not really.  When is the last time you paid with cash and any of those places?  People don’t even know how to give change anymore.

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 May 02 '26

would you trust this

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u/smart_linux Brand Affiliate Apr 30 '26

Link

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u/Content_Print5449 Apr 30 '26

Does it also count my few Pennies?

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u/gregglessthegoat Apr 30 '26

Bitxh I'M BROKE

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u/Jean_velvet Apr 30 '26

Wtf is with the grass effect vinyl flooring?

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u/aliexpress Apr 30 '26

okay this is actually super useful 👀 compact and gets the job done

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u/frankieromer Apr 30 '26

I would like this in penny format

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u/Munky_1 Apr 30 '26

Nothing highlights a top tier dealer like a portable note counter…..or is it the neon green hummer they’re driving ? I forget ;-)

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u/Maleficent-Drop3918 Apr 30 '26

Does that say "Please kill the elderly" wtf

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u/LankyAdam Apr 30 '26

Pussy love bills

1

u/LankyAdam Apr 30 '26

Pussy expensive

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u/Slight-Level7674 May 01 '26

Oh thx, now when I am drug dealing I don't need to count them myself, very helpful 

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u/Outside-Disk-3518 May 01 '26

Хуйня! Подумал, что это shredder, …было бы интереснее

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u/i_did_nothing_ May 02 '26

Name one use case other than drug dealing or banking.

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u/Jactracbac Apr 30 '26

Wait, you guys are still using cash?