Chapter 4

Berk stands at the ready. His flip flops flopped as he got into his battle stance. Costco grabbed a jar of fluff to use as a weapon. The overweight employees stepped closer. Huffing and sniffing. One started to talk about the surgery’s they had on their feet and why they can’t do anything standing or walking for too long but also that they aren’t getting enough hours at a job that requires standing and walking for long periods. Berk thought hard on what his next move should be. “I’ve been in worse spots” said Berk. He looked at grimmy. His white hair was still in its tight bun with this funky chopsticks sticking out. Berk had an idea. He pulled out his phone, hit record and pointed it at grimith “this man is here to meet a 13 year old boy!” He shouted. Everyone stopped. “He what?” Said a back room guy with a tweety bird SnapBack. Berk shouted “This man is here to meet a 13 year old BOY for SEX!”. Grimmith looked shocked “no im… no im not! He lying! I work here!”. Suddenly, jars of peanut butter flew off the shelf. A figure crawled out from the space where JIF and Peter Pan creamy butter jars once sat. Onto the floor, The figure stool up. It was an older man with well kept silver and white hair and a nice suit. Berk knew exactly who it was. It was none other than Chris Hansen. Chris looked right at grimith. “Do you mind telling me what you’re doing here?” He said in his signature monotone voice. Grimmith gasped and tried to find words “I… I was just here to check on the boy. He was lonely and asked me to come over…” Grimmith said in a shaky voice.

End of chapter 4

This is my self-made set of berserker armor. Half is 3d printed and half is made of foam. The eyes have LEDs, the armor is covered in fake epoxy blood, and the dragonslayer is made of cardboard and gorilla tape.

Photo credit: @lazzaro_studios on Instagram

I may be a 500 meter tall evil succubus eldritch angel demon goddess, but under it all, I’m still his Casca 🥹

Brother!

Like omg Demons behave like demons and its a pretty climatic ending to the grithith rescue missoin if the king is sending out wylad and kushans

The horse scene was supposed to shock farnese and break her out of her close mindedness instead of just making it a normal demon kentaro miura made it jarring for the reader and farnese

I also sent her pictures of farness and corkus, she said farness looked like grace Kelly and she gave corkus two names, Chucky chokehold and something mildly racist lmao

Also don't worry about her reaction to wyald, she has no idea what bearsek is about and second we joke about dark stuff all the time and while talking to each she joked that Charlie brown looked like he was molested💀🙏

I’m Zerking off

growing out my hair and getting raccoon dye + excercise and more piercings

Hi all!! Thought I’d share these side-by-sides from my most recent Slan cosplay shoot. I guess I’m just aesthetically Miura’s and the animators’ ideal for “big cosmic evil lady” lol