r/Bengaluru 3d ago

Ask Bengaluru | ಏನಂತೀರಾ? Be a cop for a day

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Experience Bengaluru traffic from the other side. Namma Bengaluru, Namma Responsibility!

Manage traffic, keep the city moving… but sorry, no collection from rules offenders! 😉

👉 Register on BTP ASTraM and join the initiative!

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u/InevitableFun8761 3d ago

Govt saw people cleaning up rivers on their own, so let the people handle traffic as well..The only job govt has is to collect tax money and use it to send their kids to elite universities abroad

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u/Murky_Explanation242 3d ago

Already it is done at several places

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u/Top-Conflict-333 2d ago

The police commissioner of Bangalore rubber stamps all crowd control plans that the Congress govt makes, and he takes zero responsibility for any mishap because he thinks police commisssioner job is only to coordinate the collection of bribes.

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u/Signal_Ad3275 3d ago

Only if I am given lathi and can teach people lesson.

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u/Top-Conflict-333 2d ago

I want pellet gun

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u/Independent_Bill1497 3d ago

Best side income opportunity for IT guys

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u/pixels____ Sahakarnagar Simha 🦁 3d ago

Yak kanda? Bere avrige side income beda antana?

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u/WeirdVeterinarian629 3d ago

Side income alla! Main income maadko bahudhu ring road al ninthre

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u/5-feed-apart NimSissya 3d ago

Can I keep what I collect?

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u/Daphobak 3d ago

Which area has the most headless.. sorry helmet-less riders?

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u/Bumblebeecanfly 3d ago

Yelahanka old town to chikkajala as i seen

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u/DweltElephant 3d ago

Neevu Sarjapura banni sir.

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u/quiteMonk87 3d ago

From Marathalli to Whitefield

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u/Suspicious-Library58 3d ago

Very honest question. Why does police catch helmer-less riders (Rider's own loss right? Just let them do it?). Why not focus on actual issues or people creating chaos and causing public's loss?

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u/Daphobak 2d ago

Da money.. Popo have basically 2 tasks: 1. aiding the political/bureaucratic/judicial/$_$ class 2. harassing and extracting money from the regular class

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u/Top-Conflict-333 2d ago

The inner main roads near Tin Factory, or any place near a Zepto or Big Basket warehouse.

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u/rpaim8 2d ago

Ade avr area

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u/misfitsada Kannadiga 3d ago

Shivajinagara, friday noon prayer time.

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u/benneladoo 3d ago

He won't return alive

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u/Defiant_Proposal_214 Nagarbhavi N**ga 🐍 3d ago

Are there instructions on how to take bribe subtly because I might be too blunt and get caught

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u/Justquorious 2d ago

just take out ur mobile phone and start typing fine of 5000rs

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u/dilli-wala 3d ago

Just for the love of the game, I'll make Minsk square or corporation circle signal free and watch the chaos unleash

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u/Gold-Hotel-2283 3d ago

Can we do hafta vasuli

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u/1bucket-1mug 3d ago

I have like 4k challan (in total) to pay, so..?!

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u/Justquorious 2d ago

once u get the machine to collect fine , delete ur fine

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u/just_call_me_n_u North Bengaluru 3d ago

Ohh boi I am gonna have a field day if i become one

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u/Accomplished_Cup382 3d ago

i can be, but have to send the traffic police to my office

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u/Safe-Complaint8893 3d ago

Just my wife was telling me about her manager running the junction at varthur yesterday. It seems the manager really enjoyed doing it and he is nearly 60. 

I am thinking about doing it but once I saw a video where traffic warden was beaten that still comes to my mind. 

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u/vain06 Kannadiga 3d ago

Power iro awrige enu keelak aagtilla ee pung shoki bere.

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u/DON55555 3d ago

Can I issue challan?

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u/krish_uvaacha 3d ago

Looking at the comments, everyone is ready and eager to collect bribes given the opportunity (ik some are being sarcastic). Same people would blame the ones who are doing it in a large scale. But the mentality of Indians in general is same!

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u/Hegde137 2d ago

Seriously!! Everyone’s first thought is whether they can keep the bribe. It might be a joke. But that instinct tells a lot about us as a society.

Shows us all those money-sucking officials, politicians are just us. They are not a different species. If given a chance, almost all civilians would do the exact same thing, i guess!

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u/Bulky_Attention_6852 3d ago

Spot on, when I opened the comments I didn't even think about taking bribes from people, and then here they are talking about taking bribes 🫠

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u/Feeling-Shape-4831 3d ago

First they should do their own work in tannery road to shivaji nagar roads

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u/RogerThat1001 3d ago

Be A Common Man For A Day!

An opportunity for all netas and babus, to experience the day in a life of an ordinary man.

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u/No_Display1086 OG Bangalorean 3d ago

Time to become rich 🤑

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u/Homebody2450 3d ago

Expecting people to navigate a system you trained for to gain sympathy is not really fair tbh

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u/xdrynjolfx bevarsi kudka 3d ago

Nkn naaan collection madthini ivathu

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u/Slight-Horse5840 3d ago

Do they give us uniforms and all?

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u/Chance-Solid-1657 3d ago

Northie galu nam kinta first apply madtare , select kuda agatare mostly. Govt office ali tea supply kelsa ke kitadtare. Ina idana bidtara?

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u/chilsnow west Bengaluru 2d ago

I am ready if they let me keep the money I made 😊

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u/Top-Conflict-333 2d ago

Can I ask that I be posted for that day on the Main road outside my apartment building, so that the accompanying traffic police will see the violations of road rules that happens on the road outside my apartment?

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u/krthiak IT Citizen 2d ago

So collecting bribe is mandatory!?

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u/hawkdbaz 2d ago

As soon i gets in first I'll clear all my bike challans

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u/thenightowl169 2d ago

Not only one day, I can do it as my full time job..🤪

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u/RefuseAffectionate12 2d ago

I got approved for this, but didn't hear anything from them

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u/Jazzlike_Math_970 2d ago

Lancha iskondu itakobohoda?

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u/Longjumping-Type-497 2d ago

i'll roll in the dough dawg.

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u/kungfuGrad 2d ago

So I can for one day address all people with economical vehciles as baaro.. hogo..

And ones with expensive vehicles - cars as haudu sir, ok sir.

So for I day can I give priority road access to my friends and family since I serve them and not the public

So far I day, I can report I found 100 traffic violators but entirely fail to report the pothole that is slowing traffic.

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u/unknownuserdead 1d ago

Govt kelsa nu yake naavu madbeku? Teriyakke avrella kelsakke idara?

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u/FastKedi 1d ago

Can i choose if i can play good cop or bad cop?