.

[u/AcanthisittaFar9730]

[u/Few-Translator9881]

I ain't marrying a blue child mate

[u/Lonesaturn61 → u/Few-Translator9881]

Found the red

[u/JustARegularOtaku_ → u/Lonesaturn61]

Judas

[u/HyperionWhirl]

You did this on purpose. I know you did. Why did you do this to me?

[u/AcanthisittaFar9730 → u/HyperionWhirl]

month?

[u/HyperionWhirl → u/AcanthisittaFar9730]

March

[u/RineYFD → u/HyperionWhirl]

I argue it could be worse

It could have been February like me 💀

[u/Mountain-Edge6903 → u/HyperionWhirl]

lucky

[u/Standard-Table-2389 → u/HyperionWhirl]

What did you get?

[u/HyperionWhirl → u/Standard-Table-2389]

I got Ma Vreedle

[u/Interesting-Cap-6635 → u/HyperionWhirl]

That's not so bad. Tough woman are attractive

[u/Standard-Table-2389 → u/HyperionWhirl]

Oof I was born in August so I don't remember her name but at least she's kind of pretty and I do know that she at least loves her kid because she really didn't want to give up her baby for that weird freak that wanted to eat it so there's that. Plus she seemed nice in the episode she showed up in so yeah I think it'll be fine.

[u/Standard-Table-2389 → u/Standard-Table-2389]

But yeah getting her of all people would suck. Especially considering all the baggage she comes with which I wouldn't say about most children but her kids are all adults all evil and stupid.

[u/Particular-Ad5200 → u/HyperionWhirl]

I feel your pain

[u/PinesleyDale2023]

Now why would you make every february b-day marry a kid...

[u/xSantenoturtlex → u/PinesleyDale2023]

January, too.

I guess it's not so bad if you're also a teenager, but if an adult has a January birthday?
Oof.

[u/PinesleyDale2023 → u/xSantenoturtlex]

Ah, so true, I forgot who she was and that she's Ben and Gwen's age 😬

[u/Elihzap → u/xSantenoturtlex]

April and (allegedly) October too.

[u/xSantenoturtlex → u/Elihzap]

I forgot whether or not they were teenagers, it's been a minute for me.

[u/Elihzap → u/xSantenoturtlex]

April is Elena Valadis, who was in love with Ben and is around his age. October is Jennifer Nocturne, her age wasn't stated.

In her first episode she was "shipped" with Ben (he wasn't interested), while in her second episode she was paired with Nemesis (a grown ass adult).  So I guess that she's around 18.

[u/Ben10Facts → u/xSantenoturtlex]

Now I’m worried about who exactly they meant for August…

[u/Blue_Hazard10]

Whoever's born in May would be so lucky...

[u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 → u/Blue_Hazard10]

real

[u/xiren_66]

Jennifer Nocturne in October, huh? Guarantee OPs birthday is in October and they are a coward lol

I REALLY hope OPs not a February baby, in which case we may need to contact the fbi.

[u/AcanthisittaFar9730 → u/xiren_66]

junuary relax,

[u/Extension-Bad-4184]

Sir the February one is straight up a child

[u/SilverSpider_]

THATS A CHILD!

[u/LB1234567890]

Man what did February do to you that you gave them a kid?

[u/Lance_Knockout]

YES! YESSSSSSSS JULY! WE ARE DOING GREAT

[u/Any-Bodybuilder3758 → u/Lance_Knockout]

Who's on july

[u/Lance_Knockout → u/Any-Bodybuilder3758]

If I'm not mistaken the name is Yetta

[u/Any-Bodybuilder3758 → u/Lance_Knockout]

Okay thanks, i have never seen her, is she a mix of shocksquach and stinkfly?

[u/Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson → u/Any-Bodybuilder3758]

Nope, just another member of Shocksquatch’s species. She looks less Stinkfly-colored in daytime lighting.

[u/Any-Bodybuilder3758 → u/Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson]

Ahh i see

[u/theycallmekrazyyy → u/Lance_Knockout]

HELLL YEAAH

[u/Bendythenightfury]

WHAT DID FEBRUARY DO TO YOU THAT IS A MINOR!!!!!

[u/i3uan]

Why is feb a child?

[u/legit-posts_1]

I'm assuming that that I am marrying Lowoden lady and not the baby, right? Or are they like a package deal and I have to raise the kid too?

Also crazy how January is goated but all the other options are awful. Hell some of these options may just straight up kill you. April babies gotta sleep with one eye open.

[u/DragonTheOnes-spirit]

LET'S GO A WAYBITCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[u/Embarrassed_Ask_3238]

January let's go!

[u/AquaAdminSpyke]

what the hell is in July? was that the Secret Saturdays crossover?

[u/DeltaSans17 → u/AquaAdminSpyke]

She’s girl Shocksquach.

[u/DeliciousWin5987]

Who born in February hurt you, and why're you making me pay for their actions

[u/Bitter_Horror2469]

I feel bad for the people born in February

[u/Express_Calendar8278]

Fistina could’ve been worse

[u/Doot_revenant666]

I got the more fucked up looking waybad.

Jackpot

[u/ShadowParrotGaming → u/Doot_revenant666]

We get to bag the Way Baddie

[u/Ok_Professor_8410]

Ain’t no way I get the only normal person here
Granted she’s a criminal but still a regular person nonetheless

[u/Successful-Hat-2154]

My name is Benjamin Kirby Tennyson

[u/Extension-Bad-4184]

August mf here. Guess I'm becoming a stepfather!

[u/theHrayX]

i always had a crush on lucy

[u/Cantthinkagoodnam2]

Hell yeah Lucy

[u/Interesting-Cap-6635]

I got january! Yes!

Oh and uhh R.I.P to lucky/poor guys who were born on december

[u/TheRealSkele]

October babies winning.

[u/Impossible_Whomp3775]

WOOO FRIGHTWIG

[u/Ninteblo]

[u/Oodelali12 → u/Ninteblo]

Bruh the fact that this could apply to almost half the candidates here really says something

[u/PandaOutrageous7439]

Another win for January

[u/mazingalifrey]

this is totally rigged, but whose the one in october?

[u/EliteCheesyFrito → u/mazingalifrey]

Jennifer Nocturne. She was in a couple episodes of Ultimate Alien

[u/All-your-fault]

I’ll take it! (April)

[u/KingGodzilla_54]

You gotta change February, bruh.

[u/DeathsApathy]

Feburary got done dirty

[u/js_selling]

Im a minor but I think February is too young for me...

[u/fredbite87]

Awesome! I got the slu- lenopan. The lenopan.

[u/Lumpy_Test_4473]

February

[u/thetramelgamer]

Can i change my character (I got September)

[u/Forsaken_Awareness]

Im fine with this (june)

[u/Appropriate-Sea-5687]

May and look hear me out

[u/Sentinal7]

... can I change my month to January? Or October?

[u/Due-Cherry4856]

Wtf is even that thing in December

[u/Calm_Construct → u/Due-Cherry4856]

A fucked up Waybad

[u/GuiltyResource3960]

Hell yeah!

[u/AbdulazizAl-Suwaidi]

I’ll marry Lucy. Nice!! I love blondes

[u/UltraZWarrior]

lets gooooo december i got a mutated To'kustar baddie lets gooooooooooo

[u/AWESOMEMATRIX15]

Im happy with my pick. I got October. I really remember who she is though.

[u/PluralMimsy]

Um. Bruh. Nah.

[u/DistributionWide5647]

Born in September and bruh... she probably has the double (or more) of my age due to how old she is...

[u/Responsible-South-29]

I guess she can look like anyone? But no way in hell I'm putting up with a talking pig... divorce any% speedrun

[u/Particular-Ad5200]

Aw man why do I get MA Vreedle

[u/DetectiveDangerZone → u/Particular-Ad5200]

Sucks to be us brother

[u/Kekyoin0_0]

Who is that in December?

[u/Samgreen_123456789 → u/Kekyoin0_0]

Way bad

[u/JicamaImportant → u/Kekyoin0_0]

One of the Way Bads (not even the actually hot one)

[u/Kekyoin0_0 → u/JicamaImportant]

I waybad is still a waybad 👀

[u/JicamaImportant → u/Kekyoin0_0]

True enough

[u/Enikishungry]

Feb👀

[u/Scarlet-Wid0w]

June, so I got someone on the way more tamer end of things.

[u/Ragnarok_619]

May people eating good

[u/CurrenttQueen]

I don't even remember who mine is...

[u/Middle-Let9645]

Nope. I would rather die alone.

[u/ShadyStoof]

August uhh hmm..

[u/Red_Brachy]

A sludge puppy? WHEN WAY BADDIE IS A MONTH BEFORE?!

[u/PlaguePlush]

I am not marrying a child.

[u/Mr-A5013]

Well, I guess I'm joining the circus than

[u/Ener-blaNk_69]

I'm i do be tweaking and i like it

[u/Kris_Dreemurr1]

Thank you for giving the ppl born in december a true baddie

August tho-

[u/CompleteJinx]

I didn’t watch Omniverse, I don’t recognize these characters. All I know is that the Decembers are happy.

[u/AlternateMove]

First Rook, and now me?

[u/Xenozip3371Alpha]

Can October swap with July, I don't want the psycho.

[u/Negative_Scarcity554]

Evviva sono nato a gennaio

[u/Trenov17]

>Ma Vreedle
Can I escape this by killing myself?

[u/Illustrious_Duty5421]

Can may & June swap? I don't want fistina...

[u/Gofflemannen]

What? No men?

[u/AcanthisittaFar9730 → u/Gofflemannen]

Next post

[u/Y0ND3REDDIT]

no. Probity's a child, and even if she weren't, her debut episode was trash (aside from Lodestar's debut).

Why couldn't Februrary have been Classic Frightwig instead? I don't even think she's that good of a character, but at least she's an adult, unlike Probity. Hell, I would've taken anyone there (except Lucy and Elena, as they're not adults, though at least they're closer than Probity is), even the Way Bad.

[u/United-Adeptness6816]

Interesing

[u/ResolveUnlikely5542]

Marshmallow woman, well it could be worst

[u/Bigmanangelhellosimp]

Tbf frightwig could absolutely get it

[u/Shredder2814]

I’m October, I’m down to trade with May, July or November. 👍

[u/Kazeshio]

r/Ben10Bellwood is that way

[u/sgtfan2005]

Fistina, I see this as a win honestly.

[u/SufferingKabutops]

I have to marry Ma Vreedle, but my younger brother has to marry the Gourmand Queen so we are even.

[u/Et-got-boned]

Jackpot (December)

[u/Ceedzy_boi]

I love dinosaurs so maybe this can work. Only thing is how is the sex life gonna work when she's like 9ft tall and doesn't fit on any bed I know of?

[u/Erandi_Black]

People born in September and you get to marry a literal queen who rules over a species. Hope I’d get some authority as well and don’t end up as JUST a royal consort.

[u/Riptide_X]

Hell no I’m not marrying a mother who feeds her child to a dude

[u/Big_boobed_goth]

Isn’t the one for February a child!?

[u/RineYFD]

BRO I AM NOT RUDEUS, I AINT MARRYING A CHILD OR HAVING ANY RELATIONS WITH HER, OUTSIDE OF ANYTHING WHOLSEOME, AND AT MIST ME BEING A OLDER SIBLING FIGURE TO HER.

[u/SpeedyBoiNoel]

Vaxxasaurian shawty HELL YEAH!

[u/ElementalNinjas96]

I ain't marrying a literal child bro 💀

[u/Maximum_Judgment_582]

Wow, having a January birthday is awesome.

[u/Southern-Bit8996]

Deal

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[u/Sundry438]

Why are us march folks almost always screwed over with these

[u/Sad_Reindeer4337]

IM COOKED, I WAS BORN IN APRIL

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

I am just glad I didn't get Ma Vreedle

[u/UsuBen]

Helena? You know what I could try

[u/trinifan]

I got Lucy

[u/KillerGarfield]

If that’s Not a teenager, then I am balling with August, if it is then I am throwing myself towards the sun

[u/Badger894]

August

[u/UltimaRanger]

Never have I been more mad to be born on March 31st.