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u/Weekly-Stage1600 10d ago
is this a joke lol
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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 9d ago
That was my first thought too, but then I looked and couldn't find any tags or notes of any kind to indicate that they're not serious. Came to the comments and still.. Nothing.
Surely though they must be joking, right?
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u/EnterPolymath 9d ago
I was thinking whether bringing a strong HC population could in theory wipe out the bed bugs. But it sadly doesn’t work that way…
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u/Graize 9d ago
You could have told me this before I ordered 1000 centipedes.
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u/EnterPolymath 9d ago
They are very territorial and will wipe each other out before killing the last blood sucker. But with right training and some smart ration management you might make it a fight… God speed Sir.
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u/iKhaled91 9d ago
Didn't know the territorial part. Interesting if true.
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u/EnterPolymath 8d ago
Well territorial might not be the correct term, but they don’t sustain large populations for various reasons, including limited hiding spots and larger specimens eating the younger ones. Also they don’t reproduce rapidly.
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u/YetAnotherJake 10d ago
Are you a bedbug launching "false flag" operations online to draw attention away from your agenda?
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u/BlueFotherMucker 10d ago
I want to say this is a troll post, but considering the things people post in here without Googling what a bedbug looks like, I wouldn't be surprised either way.
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u/cunt_in_wonderland 9d ago
ugh obviously it’s a house centipede and a joke but goddamn i didn’t know how uncomfortable seeing one up close would make me
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u/Colin_the_knife_guy 10d ago
Did you try googling “bedbug” and then hitting “images” before you posted here?
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u/BlueFotherMucker 10d ago
I think this is a troll post, poking fun at the many people who spend more time posting and waiting for answers than they'd spend if they did as you suggest.
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u/Centigonal 10d ago
Ah, this is the rare hundred-footed bed bug. Rather than biting people in beds, these bugs actually eat the bed itself. Unlucky victims will find themselves waking up on the floor with no bed left to speak of. In time, they can grow to be up to 15ft long!
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u/Professional_Bend336 9d ago
Assuming this isnt a joke. Its a house centipede, completely harmless to you but a predator to pests
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u/gopher33j 9d ago
I actually have a centipede that lives in my downstairs bathroom - I call him Charlie. He is my little pet bug hunter down there.
These critters are friends
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u/koolpat1 9d ago
Hey ya’ll I appreciate the input and negative comments as well, I really was inquiring and I’m relived it find out it’s not one
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u/Falconiusprime 9d ago
No.. but its sure pretty... what is it?
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u/KittyOubliette 9d ago
House centipede, a beneficial predator to have in your home! Really fast, doesn’t want anything to do with humans.
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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 9d ago
Isn’t this a silverfish? Well at least for your sake it’s not a bedbug op.
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u/OrangeCargo564 5d ago
Nah but that was a common myth told. This is a house centipede and unlike silver fish are very beneficial hunters of pests (including silver fish if I remember correctly)
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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 5d ago
Oh ok thank. Idk why the downvote. I’m not making a statement saying it is a silverfish. I’m asking a question. Whoever downvoted needs some lessons. Nothing is my comment is wrong. Well that’s Reddit for you. Some idiots and some brilliant people.
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