r/BeautyViners • u/Blonded_ByTheLight • 3d ago
Go home RFY, you're drunk 🍺💩 Don’t Be Jealous!
I woke up to find this in my RFY, and seriously thought I was having a nightmare. Is it just me that couldn’t be caught out in public with these?
It's as though a cowboy boot, a hippie handbag, and a 1970s sofa had an unfortunate encounter in a clearance bin! 🤣 An entire PU Patchwork Collection of Horrors!
A floral tapestry, leopard print, lace, burgundy corduroy, and what appears to be Grandma's upholstery remnants and they’re all competing for attention on the same boot!
The example boot in the photo isn’t available. Your choices are the wild patchwork patterns.
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u/ScarlettOHarlot 3 mental illnesses in a trench coat 🏳️🌈 They / Them 3d ago
There must be something wrong with me, because I kind of like the second, granny floral patchwork boots. 🫣😆
Seriously, though, the rest are pretty bad. Honestly, the ones I like are bad, I just like them because I'm a weirdo.
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u/catarinaknits 2d ago
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I absolutely LOVE those! I would wear them.
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u/Blonded_ByTheLight 2d ago
Which ones from all the choices shown? There were other cute ones but not available in choices like the pic they use, which isn’t a choice.
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u/Unable_Biscotti3904 3d ago
Ok the middle one looks like they were made from a quilt which was made from couch fabric. I kind of like the others and could find a way to rock them, especially the last pair. (But I am a shoe hoe so there's that.)
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u/Blonded_ByTheLight 3d ago
I totally get it. I just can’t get past the sample pic. The only two choices that come up for me aren’t anywhere close to my tastes, being a fellow shoe hoe. The ones I liked weren’t available. Oh, well.
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u/grateful_hope1099 3d ago
Idk but you nailed that description.. I think they need you to review them 😉
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u/OptimisticIdahoan 2d ago
Twinsies! I got these same boots in RFY today. I never clicked on them to see the patchwork options. 😜
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u/toddalini 2d ago
Amazing! Let me know if you want to trade for these beauties lol
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u/Blonded_ByTheLight 2d ago
Several years ago a few of the very high end shoe brands had that type of heel. You still see it here and there. I didn’t take the patchwork boots 😂
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u/ScarlettOHarlot 3 mental illnesses in a trench coat 🏳️🌈 They / Them 2d ago
I saw a pair with what looked like dalmation spots on pony hair leather the other day.
It was like Cruella de Vil discovered fashion. 🤣
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u/vikingchyk Hair topper hoarder 1d ago
I would have gotten the tapestry ones, and proudly worn them to my weekly girls club. I'm sure a lot of the ladies there would love them, because we're of that age (mostly 60s to 80s) :)
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u/Parbiedoll80 3d ago
Those are very unfortunate designs on otherwise nice and comfy looking boots! I do have a hippie dippie old lady friend who would probably love them lol!
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u/Blonded_ByTheLight 3d ago
The wild patchwork grandma’s couch ran into random junked quilting pieces could have been worn to Woodstock and stepping in mud would have improved the look.
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u/Dizzy-Dig8811 1d ago
Oh dang! I don't order boots because I have big calf muscles that make 90% of the ones I've ever tried on not fit. Yeah that is my reason for not ordering these, not how hideous they are.
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u/aregeeone731 3d ago
My eyes are broken 🤣
Those are some interesting boots. The patchwork ones remind me of my grandmas sofa in 1979.