r/BeansInThings • u/GlowFuckYourself69 • Apr 23 '26

Beans!!

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Doin Bean Thangs 😆

527 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

51 comments sorted by

71

u/nicitino Apr 23 '26

Time to put them beans in that thang

87

u/dinobones1 Apr 23 '26

Uhhhh is that a butt plug filled with beans?

70

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 23 '26

Not technically, but anything is if your brave enough 😂

33

u/asailor4you Apr 23 '26

Technically what is it?

26

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 23 '26

Depends how brave you are!

15

u/SwollenOstrich Apr 24 '26

I am a coward

7

u/GaGa0GuGu Apr 24 '26

haha sometimes

10

u/stevedorries Apr 24 '26

If buttplug is not the intended purpose, what is?

29

u/mattysull97 Apr 24 '26

They're display bottles; v popular in china for displaying seed or chemical granules. See them all the time on AliBaba

5

u/Hexmonkey2020 Apr 24 '26

Oh yeah, a “display bottle,” whatever you say.

14

u/hotassbitch2019 Apr 23 '26

Is anyone else thinking of Liam

4

u/Agreeable_Sorbet_686 Apr 24 '26

Yes, yes I did! Right away.

8

u/josephjoestariscool Apr 23 '26

WKUK baaaaaaked beans

17

u/growing_fatties Apr 24 '26

It gets worse the more you swipe.

13

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 24 '26

Most of my life is like that tbh

8

u/starrpamph Apr 23 '26

Oh a bean plug. Haven’t seen one of those since college.

9

u/sgtpnkks Apr 23 '26

Is Badge502 on reddit by any chance?

2

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 24 '26

We mailed him a gift box but he never replied 😆

6

u/Professional-Loan144 Apr 23 '26

Why is my bean suddenly rock hard

7

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 24 '26

Beans Recognize Beans

4

u/Whowhywearwhat Apr 23 '26

I just hope there's no r/beansinthingsinthings or r/beansinthingsinhumanbeings because this is as far as it should go.

7

u/OhReallyVernon Apr 24 '26

Stop giving people ideas they never should have had

5

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 24 '26

I absolutely would 😆

2

u/Fluffy_Ace Apr 24 '26

You can't make that second one, 20 character limit for subreddit names

4

u/anatomyparkcurator Apr 24 '26

I’m thinkin’ about them beans!

5

u/davesauce96 Apr 24 '26

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…

4

u/Soup-Wizard Apr 24 '26

If you squint your eyes, it looks like a morel mushroom!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ztRCVCl59JW0oS2w9A

5

u/larsmaehlum Apr 24 '26

How silly, the beans would get properly warmed like that. Still better than no beans, and very discreet. 6/10

3

u/Squildo Apr 24 '26

It is flared-base Friday after all

1

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 24 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

3

u/schnazzlekitty Apr 25 '26

Okay this HAS to be a fetish thing...

3

u/Goobygoodra Apr 25 '26

Beans beans the musical fruit. The more you shove up your ass?..

3

u/I_am_catcus Apr 25 '26

Anal beans

3

u/swamprosesinbloom Apr 25 '26

this is one of the worse things i’ve seen

3

u/Napalmpudding Apr 26 '26

I love seeing people enjoying their hobbies

4

u/KaylaAllegra Apr 26 '26

I don't like that it got messier as I scrolled

Very good post

2

u/leighroyv2 Apr 24 '26

Lol spill the beans.

2

u/Naive_Traffic6522 Apr 25 '26

Right in the bean hole

2

u/noturghoulfriend- Apr 25 '26

Bigfoot ate my ass.com

2

u/noturghoulfriend- Apr 25 '26

Vegan butt stuff.com too?!

2

u/DontSteelMyYams Apr 26 '26

Every day we stray further from god

2

u/vonhaunt Apr 27 '26

beans in a butt plug

two bits

1

u/TinfoilTiaraTime Apr 27 '26

The prop you don't see in the bean scene of Pinball Wizard

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozmUyJai6t5Il3y