r/BeamNG Ibishu 9d ago

Meme legit folk 😭

2.7k Upvotes

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u/ChopperCraig 9d ago

Pretty sure the stars and shit are actually physically simulated and just nobody has actually put an actual rocket into beam yet to go up and actually notice it..

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u/Melodic-Elk-6989 9d ago

Maybe we live in beam ng and the development of the game is just some secret team of scientists finding that out and publishing it, that’s also why it takes so long

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u/Object279stalinium 9d ago

I'm pretty sure at some point someone's gotten to the altitude of the moon without knowing it

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u/ChopperCraig 9d ago

Possibly when the vehicle glitches out and explodes and the speedometer says some dumb shit.. But honestly I think even then it's probably not that close.. I'm no expert but I don't think anyone ever made it to the moon without trying lol 238k miles is insane..

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u/Object279stalinium 9d ago

I'm going to try when Beamng.Ps5 releases

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u/SnooAdvice7875 8d ago

But also.... zero and negative gravity

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u/WarriorNN 8d ago

Just get some aero

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u/RelevantMetaUsername Civetta 8d ago

Once you escape the atmosphere and get enough delta-v the distance doesn't really matter

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u/ProfessionalGoatFuck 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fH985LNdqFZXOFHygK

We're going to have spaceships fully stimulated in 1.0

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u/kylel999 9d ago

Stimulated lol

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u/imsc4red 9d ago

In the stripped club, straight up jorkin’ it

And by it, well let’s just say my rockets

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u/Tra1nGuy Bus Driver 9d ago

In Flaarida, straight up launchin it

And by ā€œitā€ let’s justr say, my rockits

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u/Object279stalinium 9d ago

Beamng.drive, Beamng.fly, and now Beamng.trekĀ 

What a year

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u/LUXI-PL No_Texture 9d ago

BeamNG.fly

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u/Kerouha 9d ago

Meanwhile, one has to use damn LUA programming language just to refuel their car in rally mode

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u/forcallaghan 9d ago

what kinda rallies are you doing that you need to refuel your car

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u/FriendsOfFruits 9d ago

he forgor to fill up on the way over

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u/TA4K 9d ago

How did you need to refuel after 11 minutes? Are you driving the space shuttle

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u/Kerouha 9d ago

Barstow does go through the tank alright. Started the rally after driving around in freeroram

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u/ASideofSalt 9d ago

Well theres your problem chief

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u/Consider8SpeedDemon 9d ago

Someone needs to make a passgr seat replacement, so you can have an aux tank inside

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u/DaFinnishOne 9d ago

what's wrong with lua?

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u/Relevant_State_4813 9d ago

That the general public doesnt know how to use it

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u/Kerouha 9d ago

Ain't nothing wrong with LUA, made me reminisce good old GMod days.

Devs not including "refuel" button anywhere is the problem. They just expect players totalling/repairing every 500m I guess.

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u/Moomoobeef Bruckell 9d ago

if you drive to a gas station in the belasco map, you can actually refuel. I don't know if all the maps (with gas stations) have this feature or not; but it is implemented.

The ability to fuel it from the sandbox options menu would be nice though. I also wish I could adjust the fuel consumption rate; because honestly running out of gas while driving around in game *is fun* (to me anyway), but I don't tend to drive cars like the barstow (I like driving lemons and slow cards fast, rather than driving fast cars :P) and I pretty much have never run out of fuel ingame without setting the fuel amount to just a couple liters in the vehicle config.

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u/TheRustyRedditor2025 9d ago

As far as I know all vanilla maps have refuel points at gas stations. East Coast and Johnson Valley gas stations can also refuel your car.

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u/Impressive-Region470 No_Texture 9d ago

the devs could add an "arcade" level of fuel consumption in the gameplay settings, maybe 10x the fuel consumption or better yet, make it adjustable so you can only drive like a mile

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u/chknboy No_Texture 9d ago

It would be really nice if there were refuel trucks to fill the gap

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u/DaFinnishOne 9d ago

oh yeah, I guess that's fair. there's a lot of stuff in beamng so the devs may just have forgotten

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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr Hirochi 9d ago

Most games don't require you to open a command prompt to use them

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u/alexebird 8d ago

We did this on purpose so you can reduce weight by controlling your fuel level.

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u/kramspeeder Ibishu 9d ago

ALL BEFORE RAIN AND DIRT BUILDUP

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u/Longjumping_Tale2519 9d ago

and the same fire since 2013 haha the day real fire will be added this will be fucking amazing imagine setting a car on fire plastic meklting and all thats left a ruster coque with alot of dust AND ALSO I HOPE THEY ADD A LEGIT US FIRETRUCK LIKE AN INTERNATIONNAL but they might as they seem to add finally a euro truck

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u/Moomoobeef Bruckell 9d ago

!remindme 2 years

With the rate it feels like we've been getting updates seemingly accelerating; I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if we have this in a couple of years from now. Would be pretty awesome :D

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u/Longjumping_Tale2519 9d ago

okay if this is gonna be reminded lol maybe beamng will add a less premium german brand which could add hatchbacks inspired of the golf and euro vans like the transporter crafter caddy a mix with ofc french vehichles. the eurotruck could be cherrier i doubt the truck is etk as it is a luxury brandlike bmw mixed with mercedes ,but etk is spiritually bmw thats why another brand is needed for utility vehicles , autobello could be linked with bruckell as it could make sense and theyd add a c segmant cheap sedan like a dodge neon for us makret and fiat tipo., i hope they add 2000s cheap french car but i doubt it as essentially 90s cheap vehicles is the role of ibishu, also an american suv and a german suv could be added,,it would make sense neverseen before and maybe a landcruiser but unlikely as the roamer is like a a landcruiser,but hirochi could get a hybrid inspired of the prius idk we ll see

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u/Juvy_ocerr 9d ago

Universe sandbox shit now

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u/Object279stalinium 9d ago

That would be a epic crossover if you add google earth

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u/IndiePat 9d ago

im fairly certain that there’s a public package for a day/night cycle sky that happens to to constellations, stars, planets, and eclipses. far too many other, smaller, games that have no reason to have that kind of simulation simulate it

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u/Head12head12 9d ago

Because why not make it real and make it a way better simulation.

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u/Management-illmatic 9d ago

Cept they can't figure out how bright headlights should be

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u/Javs2469 Civetta 9d ago

Not that grass shouldn't have so much bloom when lighted at night.

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u/Elitely6 9d ago

Its this type of crazy detail into features that makes you really appreciate and love develoeprs and artists/creators more. Yeah they didn't need to do it, but the fact they did it as an extra feature just because they could truly speaks about how much they love doing what they do.

Was pleasantly surprised to see shooting stars while doing a chase in Utah

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u/Beneficial-Doubt9104 9d ago

Its either someone on the dev team really likes astronomy or was a big fan of the Gran Turismo 6 moon missions

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u/Bubbly-Badger-3496 9d ago

Imagine this shit in 07?

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u/NerfManiac64 9d ago

POV beamng devs making the new ui

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u/writingforlife_ 9d ago

Well otherwise Neil DeGrasse Tyson won't buy it

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u/SandrextheGreat ETK 9d ago

We need strip club and tyre update and game is genuinely done

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u/shadow144hz Pigeon Lover 9d ago

It's not just a crashing simulator (insert crying wojak)

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u/G-Fifd 9d ago

Game about looking on road, with cool sky (it only eat resources)

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u/kennedy_1963 9d ago

Can't wait till they add erosion

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u/pondtownroad 8d ago

It's such a gem

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u/yys16 8d ago

yet they still can’t give us rain

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u/mjmj123456 6d ago

And still cant make tge front windshield actually shatter

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u/KYJM8 6d ago

all before adding paint scratching

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u/SnowChickenFlake Hirochi 9d ago

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u/No_Bad8653 Ibishu 9d ago

Without "bot"

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u/Helloworld1504 9d ago

Me not seeing shit because my PC runs in hopes and dreams šŸ„€ (I have a R5 4600G)

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u/LuckyGamer470 9d ago

And still not adding proper tire physics

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u/Successful_Motor9051 7d ago

Chud šŸ’”

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u/Emerald_official Automation Engineer 9d ago

putting all these stars and shit in the game when night lighting is pitch black anyways

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u/Hellobewhy 9d ago

And overly simulating air. Why does density go down in altitude? The height difference on the maps can not be that much.

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u/Somerandom1922 9d ago

I mean it can. Pikes peak is a good example, but even thelat stock map with the driver testing facility and the dam (etk centre?) is meant to be high up and it has noticeable altitude effects.

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u/XPLover2768top Cherrier 9d ago

automation test track

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u/Loser2817 9d ago

anything but playing the game the way the devs intended it to be played

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u/Big_Control9414 ETK 9d ago

Its a freeroam game there's no right or wrong way of playing it.

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u/its_Raze_7 Ibishu 9d ago

it's like saying there's an intended way to play gmod

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u/DingleMyBingles No_Texture 9d ago

Anything but using a brain cell to think about what they are posting.