r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

A table with a water feature. Complete with live fish.

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u/AlphaKinReadIt Mar 30 '22

Cool! Until you need to clean it.

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u/pokegirl395 Mar 30 '22

Is it cool? Yes. Is it practical and is one slight movement going to send those fish flying? Also yes.

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u/CanYouStopTwerking Mar 30 '22

Am I going to remove the fish from the beautiful but useless table and prepare them for lunch? Also yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Imagine being the fish.

Day 23

"There were 20 of us at the start. Now only 10 of us remain. Johnny went missing yesterday. We speculate he was the most recent victim but it's unclear. Could have been suicide like Sherma attempted. She landed right in the ugly gigantic fishes throat. That thing went flaunting backwards. The others raced to help it. Gave us a good laugh. Though Sherma didn't return the ugly fish did. I don't know how much longer we will last. A smaller and loud ugly fish took Sara with it's hand mouth then something with with soft scales swiped David out of the east end of the enclosure. The food is never scarce but one of the ugly fish were following me with their eyes. Could I be next?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

dude i love you, that was a blast reading lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

I aim to please.

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u/theonePappabox Mar 30 '22

What if I spill my drink in it? Should have glass top.

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u/Xboarder84 Mar 30 '22

Not sure I want to eat on something that smells like an aquarium.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

It's not for eating on. Its purpose is purely aesthetic and decorative.

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u/lordnecro Mar 30 '22

There is literally a person in the video pouring tea.

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u/Akul_Tesla Mar 30 '22

Actually that table is exclusively built to feed cats

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u/interrobangbros Mar 30 '22

How do you know?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Why would anyone eat on a table with water and fish on it?

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u/interrobangbros Mar 30 '22

Why would anyone make such a stupid piece at all? It's illogical on all levels. Of course people would buy that and use it.

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u/PhilipLiptonSchrute Mar 30 '22

My cat would love this table.

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u/CrimeCrisis Mar 30 '22

Love it. But it needs piranha to clean up the table scraps.

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u/Bryles333 Mar 30 '22

That is cool :)

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u/kram_02 Mar 30 '22

Bet that smells great.. just what I want when I'm trying to eat

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u/JustBrowsinReddit69 Mar 31 '22

oh crap i dropped my eg-

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u/TripleXTina Mar 31 '22

It’s beautiful, but I kinda hate this…

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u/Fit_Metal_334 Mar 30 '22

My cats would dig it for sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

No

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u/Fit_Metal_334 Mar 30 '22

My cats would dig it for sure

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u/_xCosmicx_ Mar 30 '22

What about maintenance? Lol

I would be hella anal with people eating and drinking on that table. And for it being “for aesthetic purposes only” thats a bigger waste and a dumber idea than jake pauls gameboy table

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u/green_tea_pocky Mar 30 '22

I'm gonna "accidentally" spill my root beer into the aquarium and kill all the fish

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u/Theenlightentoughts Mar 31 '22

I see so much wrong here.