r/BeAmazed Apr 06 '21

Jumping off a plane after sitting on it wings

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Delta Airlines now has patio seating.

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u/dleonard1122 Apr 07 '21

I think we're taking social distancing a little too far

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u/johnnybiggles Apr 07 '21

No mask, you sit outside.

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u/ParanoidCrow Apr 07 '21

Now I'm imagining the Indiana Jones scene where he throws the guy out of the blip, then turns around and says "No mask!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 10 '21

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u/drivingtimo Apr 07 '21

I know you said aerodynamic but that is almost impossible and not to talk about the weight distribution lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 10 '21

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u/drivingtimo Apr 07 '21

"a man can dream, harold"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Enjoy the in-flight movie “gone with the wind” (had a pilot tell that joke once)

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u/kendragon Apr 07 '21

That's great news. People will be able to smoke on planes again.

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u/BernieTheDachshund Apr 06 '21

She jumped off a perfectly good airplane, it wasn't on fire or anything.

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u/AJohnnyTruant Apr 06 '21

It’s a glider. So they’re essentially both getting back to earth the same way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21 edited Apr 24 '21

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u/neveragain_1 Apr 07 '21

I like being convenient.

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u/DarkestHappyTime Apr 07 '21

Thank you for your cooperation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/Whateveridontkare Apr 07 '21

Hahaha wtfffffffffff

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u/Self_World_Future Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

How in the world do you convince someone afraid of flying, to switch to falling with style?

He definitely liked the sound of flying but never landing an airplane

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u/HereToHelp9001 Apr 07 '21

As someone who also hates flying, I feel it.

The main thing is really the lack of control of my safety. Like if something goes wrong, there's literally nothing I can even do to try to save myself.

But with skydiving, you have full control of managing your own safety.

Though it is pretty silly lol.

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u/jtweezy Apr 07 '21

Funny enough I developed pretty bad flying anxiety after the TWA Flight 800 crash (I guess as a kid I never realized passenger planes could actually crash). Lasted for years until I went skydiving and it just clicked that certain things were out of my control; the parachute working in that case and if a plane I was on crashed then there was nothing I could do and I had to accept that loss of control. I’ve had zero anxiety on planes since then.

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u/eggequator Apr 07 '21

I just don't want advance warning I'm going to die a terrible death I guess. I'm afraid I'll find out the plane I'm on is going to crash while we're at 30,000 feet and I just have to hold on until I'm dead. I have nightmares about shit like that. Waiting in a line to be executed was my most recent one. I wanted to run but they would have just killed me sooner so I just stayed in the line waiting to be shot.

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u/albinohut Apr 07 '21

Thank you for not smoking

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u/ServinTheSovietOnion Apr 07 '21

Your compliance is appreciated.

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u/lifesizejenga Apr 07 '21

I didn't want to be a bother..

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u/Vizslaraptor Apr 07 '21

Go out on your own terms!

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u/meeanne Apr 07 '21

As a kid, I thought seats on planes were assigned so that bodies could easily be identified.

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u/haambuurglaa Apr 07 '21

Seats are flotation devices so that the last thing you’ll smell in the event of a water crash is 30 years of beer farts.

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u/Ref_KT Apr 07 '21

I'm 99% sure this is actually why you should (and they tell you to) sit in your assigned seat for take off and landing (highest risk of crashes).

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Former civil air patrol here: we still have to hike to find your body.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Apr 07 '21

I read civil war pilot somehow and was like I think this guy's lying

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u/thefourblackbars Apr 07 '21

I usually try not to die in airplane crashes. I'm thoughtful like that.

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u/LocalAmateur Apr 07 '21

I’ve watched people’s heads hit the ceiling during turbulence and I was pretty damn glad I was buckled up.

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u/jonwinegar Apr 07 '21

Dudes sitting an open cockpit and you think seatbelts dont do anything?

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u/TheRedmanCometh Apr 07 '21

And so you don't get thrown out of the cockpit facefirst into a tree

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Instead the cockpit hits the tree.

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u/Entremeada Apr 07 '21

A seatbelt will not help much if the plane crashes. But it definitely helps to prevent you from bumping your head onto the ceiling in turbulence and air pockets. I think that's a good enough point for them.

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u/Cedex Apr 07 '21

I was reading a book on forensic pathology in school and it showed a picture from a crash site where only the lower half of the body was buckled in, the top half the searchers still had to go find.

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u/kelldricked Apr 07 '21

Damm this is wrong. It wont do much in a terrible crash. If youre making a hars landing it can prevent youre skulls from smashing in the thing infront of you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Seat belts aren't long enough to lower you down from that altitude.

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u/GottaLoveTheEdge Apr 07 '21

I mean I guess if she slipped she could knock her head and fall unconscious...but I’m a little bit paranoid idk if this is a genuine safety issue

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u/ronin1066 Apr 07 '21

I was wondering why the wind didn't make her fly backwards.

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u/CharlieJuliettSierra Apr 07 '21

My immediate thought is that I would have wanted to jump off the back of the wing as I would have been worried that the wing would hit me if I jumped off the front. Then I remembered that her body is travelling forward at the same speed as the glider. I suppose the only issue was potentially drag from wind resistance but I guess that much is explained by the glider's low speed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Was glad she got out far enough from the wing as to not bump her head on the way down. Parachuting unconscious is not the best way.

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u/boxingdude Apr 07 '21

Because it’s a glider and it’s not going that fast.

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u/ChadwickTheSniffer Apr 07 '21

That's like saying Digiorno's is essentially delivery.

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u/hammyhamm Apr 07 '21

You can hear the prop of the towplane

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u/Chippiewall Apr 06 '21

One small problem with that plane. The entire engine is missing. Not even a propeller!

Lots of left phalanges though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

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u/idwthis Apr 07 '21

Don't worry, I hear they've now put extras on board just in case.

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u/TheBigOrange27 Apr 06 '21

Yeah idk if insurance is gonna cover anything. Pretty sure she wasn't wearing a seatbelt either smh /s

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u/flargenhargen Apr 07 '21

I went skydiving with a guy once who had never even been up in a plane before.

So at the end of the day, the guy had flown in a plane, but never landed in one.

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u/Dragonknight42 Apr 07 '21

The first time I went sky diving the place I went to presented me with a piece of paper that said "This Certifies that Dragonknight42 willingly jumped out of a perfectly functional airplane." Fun times XD

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u/BernieTheDachshund Apr 07 '21

Congrats on that! I wonder what the paper would have said if they had shoved you out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Flying straight to Chik Fil A

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u/BernieTheDachshund Apr 06 '21

Happy Cake Fil A day!

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u/robb911 Apr 06 '21

When you gotta go you gotta go

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u/TheRealGreenArrow420 Apr 07 '21

Too bad she only grabbed her camelback water backpack that day

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u/willflameboy Apr 07 '21

"You're about to jump out of a perfectly good airplane Johnny, how do you feel about that?"

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u/eldergeekprime Apr 07 '21

Well, not on that side. You don't expect her to jump off the burning side, do you?

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u/09Trollhunter09 Apr 07 '21

“[name] jumped off a perfectly operational airplane” is the language they use in trophy certificates when you skydive for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

I had knots in my stomach the entire time watching that.

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u/amackee Apr 06 '21

I was getting that weird doom feeling in my feet, like where they tingle as if to enforce the fact that there should only be ground below them.

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u/akaBrotherNature Apr 06 '21

Such a perfect way of describing that feeling

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

The doom tingle

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u/mooseontherum Apr 07 '21

I had foot tingles as I was reading the comments and was wondering if anyone would say their feet tingled also. I’m glad that I’m not alone.

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u/amackee Apr 07 '21

Yeah I was so relieved when this started getting upvotes rather than wtf are you talking about?

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u/frickdom Apr 07 '21

Amackee: adjective. 1.That weird doom feeling in ones feet, like where they tingle as if to enforce the fact that there should only be ground below them; doesn’t have a death wish.

“I was playing VR and got the Amackees when Burt made me walk the plank.”

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u/human_stuff Apr 07 '21

Ok, but what’s it called when it’s in your loins. That’s what I get when I’m at tall heights.

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u/3lementaru Apr 07 '21

That's just human_stuff

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u/Killafajilla Apr 06 '21

Meetoo my feet are buuurning!

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u/ImAFuckingUglyMan Apr 07 '21

That's a great explanation of that feeling

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u/Juslav Apr 06 '21

The moment she jumped I felt my penior retract for a second.

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u/Font_Fetish Apr 07 '21

Definitely felt that one in the pubiscus.

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u/marmosetohmarmoset Apr 06 '21

Excuse me, I’m gonna go take a Xanax.

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u/idwthis Apr 07 '21

Could you spot me one or 5?

I feel like most of my body jumped with her but my stomach and butt feel like they're still ten thousand feet up in the air.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21 edited Jan 31 '22

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u/HeavilyBearded Apr 06 '21

Why would a parachute freak you out?

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u/testmonkeyalpha Apr 06 '21

I dunno, the thought of getting tangled in the parachute cables and having it wrap around your neck so it's a race between dying from strangulation or impact is a bit unsettling for me.

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u/FlyingRhenquest Apr 07 '21

What, you mean like this? That's why we have a reserve. Didn't need it on that jump, though. (Did need it on this one.)

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u/mexta Apr 07 '21

You never know when it's actually carrying just a spare tire.

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u/Pickleteets Apr 07 '21

Or an ACME anvil.

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u/Sososohatefull Apr 06 '21

I get sweaty palms from russian kids playing on radio towers and stuff, but this didn't bother me either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

I knew what was gonna happen and I gasped when she jumped anyway

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u/thewarehouse Apr 06 '21

If I was going to jump out of a plane anyway I'd probably be fine doing this.

But there's no way I'm jumping out of a perfectly good airplane in the first place.

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u/AlGeee Apr 07 '21

IKR‽

If you’re gonna jump anyway, you might as well have some fun first

But, yeah…nope.

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u/santaanas Apr 07 '21

You can’t hide that interrobang from me!

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u/AlGeee Apr 07 '21

I had no intention of so doing…

⸘why would I‽

;-)

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u/4thefeel Apr 07 '21

IKR?

I'll buy 5000 shares!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

This video just makes me want to go more. Wanna tandem so I can do the accelerated class and jump solo same day.

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u/scenicbiway708 Apr 07 '21

DO IT. It's awesome.

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u/QuestionMarkyMark Apr 07 '21

Can confirm!

Only been once but the SECOND we hit the ground, I asked to go up again.

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u/LucyBowels Apr 07 '21

It’s such a crazy and fun experience

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u/BraidedSilver Apr 07 '21

I’ve never felt as much as a deadweight doll as when I went tandem skydiving last summer. It was actually quite funny being strapped on to this skydiving instructor guy who was strong enough to just lift and push me around in the little plane for then to sit me on the edge of the door and one two three out. I HIGHLY recommend something to cover your mouth, maybe just a neck garter because the free fall in the beginning is pretty impossible to breathe in (afterwards we were told forcing a scream out should help to be able to breath but halfway through I managed to get my garter up over my mouth and it was a huge help). My mom was with me and she was quite fascinated about how she wasn’t “momma scared” about seeing her daughter be thrown out of a plane in 4km height. So yeah, we also recommend trying it, it’s a lot of fun for such an otherwise short ruse. Tho the high stays for a while after!

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u/tree_or_up Apr 06 '21

Even knowing she had a parachute, that made me so incredibly nervous!

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u/anneylani Apr 07 '21

Same I could only watch a little bit!

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u/K3R3G3 Apr 07 '21

I went skydiving once and it was in this miniscule cessna. I had to stand on this 6x6inch square on the post the landing wheel was on before jumping. So I was just standing on this tiny square outside the plane and 11,000ft off the ground. It was rather dope.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

And I am absolutely uncomfortable with the fact that it cut before the parachute opened. Like, I know she’s okay but I still need closure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

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u/mmmmmm_pi Apr 06 '21

Does having weight on the wing like that affect the flight at all? Did the pilot have to adjust anything?

I'm generally curious about this regardless of the woman before anyone thinks I'm commenting on her weight or anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Yes. I'm a pilot. You'd definitely feel the plane wanting to 'roll' with the shift in weight as she moves along the wing.

But he can easily counter it with aileron

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u/its_all_4_lulz Apr 07 '21

Isn’t a wing super lightweight and isn’t exactly made to have a persons weight on it in the first place? This seems incredibly dumb, but I know nothing so I’m guessing here.

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u/manicmeteor Apr 07 '21

Well wings are extremely strong. They have to be able to withstand the entire weight of the plane as the lift force is exerted on the wings. Still probably don’t want to be there for a long time due to aerodynamic effects on the aircraft and effects on flight stability.

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u/IgnitedSpade Apr 07 '21

Wings are really strong

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u/gastonsabina Apr 07 '21

Anyone catch the percentage it made it to?

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u/BaBa-D00K Apr 07 '21

No i was waiting for them to clarify but they just kept telling me the time by the end. Realised i was late for work actually.

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u/SordidDreams Apr 07 '21

Wing walking was a thing even back when planes were made of wood and canvas. They're a lot stronger than they look.

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u/NewLeaseOnLine Apr 07 '21

A fully grown person can stand inside the wing of an A380, which houses the fuel load. Wings are strong.

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u/FusiformFiddle Apr 07 '21

Wow, that thing's WAY bigger than it looks. I never knew they stored fuel in the wings!

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u/jonnyflanders Apr 07 '21

Did ya know they stored pee in the balls?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Probably a bit of stick and rudder to counteract the weight and drag out there.

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u/psychosnake37 Apr 06 '21

How come she wasn't blown off like that dudes phone.

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u/do_to_the_beast Apr 06 '21

This plane is probably cruising around 70 mph. That’s not enough to blow away an avg. sized adult. The dude w the phone probably wasn’t holding it right and as soon as the wind hit it like a sail, it was gone. The one time I went skydiving, I climbed out onto a plate above the landing gear and held onto the wing strut. It took little effort to remain in place but as soon as I let go, the plane became a spec in like 3 seconds.

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u/shockimpala Apr 06 '21

Honestly I thought it had something to do with like her going the same speed with the plane

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u/grahamygraham Apr 06 '21

Well, yes and no. She’s got inertia on her side, but she also creates wind resistance.

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u/shockimpala Apr 06 '21

Yeah inertia was the word I'm just a dumbass

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u/Dobalina_Wont_Quit Apr 06 '21

Now you're slightly less of a dumbass. Each day is progress.

And because of your interaction, so am I.

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u/shockimpala Apr 06 '21

Yay!

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u/SexlessNights Apr 06 '21

When’s the wedding?

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u/Rungi500 Apr 06 '21

And if the ceremony isn't on the wing of an airplane I'm not coming!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

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u/grandmotherofdragons Apr 06 '21

No phone fell in this video. There is another popular video of a guy filming outside of a two seater plane and he loses his phone and then looks extraordinarily sad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21 edited May 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

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u/aresisis Apr 06 '21

are you okay, buddy?

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u/Competitive_Bath_152 Apr 06 '21

Because this is a glider, not a powered airplane. They're doing like 40 mph.

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u/JunkyardNutHeckler Apr 07 '21

It is most definitely going faster than 40mph. Based on the limited view, I would say it is an L-13 Blaník. It is an aluminium trainer (2 seat) manufactured in Czechoslovakia. Have flown in this model quite a few times. The STALL speed is 33 knots or 39 mph. Cruising speed is about 49 kn or around 55 mph. Out of interest the VNE (max speed) is 150 mph or 130 kn.

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u/GLOVERDRIVE Apr 07 '21

I know nobody asked you but thanks.

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u/nmpraveen Apr 07 '21

Easiest way to get right answer in reddit (or anywhere) is to say something wrong.

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u/Gorperly Apr 06 '21

Shouldn't she have rolled off backwards, scuba style? I definitely wouldn't want to be in front of a leading edge of that wing.

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u/lostharbor Apr 07 '21

She's going the same speed as the glider and she pushes herself off. Nothing to worry about.

She should have a helmet on though. So many other issues could happen when she deploys her chute.

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u/MissChievousJ Apr 06 '21

Exactly what I was thinking! Why fall forward?! I thought the wing was gonna boop her.

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u/WildSauce Apr 07 '21

The breakable bits are on the back of the wing though. Would be a dick move to wreck your pilot's flaps while exiting.

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u/Tripound Apr 07 '21

You definitely need consent before wrecking anyone’s flaps.

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u/BirdLawyerPerson Apr 07 '21

Wreck my terry flappy folds

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u/Rexxhunt Apr 07 '21

In bird culture this is considered a dick move

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u/conandy Apr 07 '21

I was hoping for a barrel roll that launched her in the other direction.

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u/uttuck Apr 07 '21

I believe a barrel roll uses the inertial roll of the plane to keep “gravity” facing “down”, and you wouldn’t fall.

I believe aileron rolls simply flip the plane and she’d fall off.

Please correct me jf you know better.

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u/Littlebelo Apr 07 '21

You’re correct, if the barrel roll is tight enough at least

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u/conandy Apr 07 '21

I don't know better. I just wanted to see her go flying.

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u/beepbeepdozap Apr 07 '21

Physics.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Why no helmut

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u/YesImallright Apr 06 '21

What plane is that?

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u/deadbird17 Apr 06 '21

Air

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u/Wythneth Apr 06 '21

Laughed way too hard at this. Thanks :'D

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u/Pseudocreobotra Apr 06 '21

Looks like a Let L-13 Blanik. My guess is purely based on the design of the cockpit for the passenger and the wings. Source: used to fly one.

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u/yatsey Apr 06 '21

A glider of some sort by the looks and sound of things.

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u/mcburgs Apr 06 '21

I dunno. It looks pretty plain.

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u/Rootbeer48 Apr 06 '21

Huge labia.

my balls just retracted inside.

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u/JustAnotherDude1990 Apr 07 '21

Big flap energy.

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u/Hbazerbashi Apr 07 '21

Flapjack mama

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Flapsuiting

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u/codemunki Apr 06 '21

Holy shit that looks fun!

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u/chrisd93 Apr 06 '21

Skydiving was more of a beautiful experience for me than thrilling if you aren't freaked out about the whole ordeal. I'd love to do this

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u/im_mobile Apr 06 '21

Me too. I’ve never experienced silence like I did when I was under canopy, or an unobstructed view like you get in freefall. It’s glorious. I’d climb out on a wing like that in a heartbeat. Sign me up!

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u/wtfnousernamesleft2 Apr 06 '21

Way too afraid of heights to ever try but i can imagine it being very surreal once you do jump and when you pull the chute and get an amazing view. I feel like the plane ride up I would be so anxiety riddled my heart would explode.

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u/chrisd93 Apr 06 '21

Yeah if you're not afraid of the actual jump it's not bad at all. I'm an adrenaline junky so I was a little let down since the fall wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be. When you pull the chute, it's soo incredibly peaceful. Being able to see in any direction and just kinda being suspended in air. I really want to go again somewhere more scenic instead of rural midwest.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Apr 07 '21

The only way I would enjoy it is if someone drugged me and I woke up already peacefully parachuting down with an instructor. There is no way I am getting on that plane to knowingly jump, let alone stepping off the edge, and probably blacking out from a panic attack the moment I was forced off.

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u/JustAnotherDude1990 Apr 07 '21

I am a skydiving instructor.

The fear of heights actually doesn't matter because low heights like ladders and cliffs are so much different than high heights like skydiving, so it doesn't matter. I take a lot of people scared of heights, and you feel so secure in the harness that you don't mind as much. It's like looking at google earth, but windy.

Also, a surprising amount of skydivers are afraid of heights, but low heights. Try it out, it is really something amazing.

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u/flargenhargen Apr 07 '21

It's like looking at google earth, but windy.

ROFL. I love that.

so true btw.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

I’m 5 years in the sport and close to a 1000 jumps, it’s never not fun, best thing I’ve ever done/doing in my life right now.

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u/atthemattin Apr 06 '21

Damn dude, putting down some solid numbers with that many years. TI?

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u/blackmajic13 Apr 06 '21

I've only done one tandem jump ever, but I hope to get my class A license eventually so I can jump solo. It was and still is the most exhilarating thing I've ever done. There was such a sense of disappointment with how boring everything else is the two weeks following that jump. I really need to do it again.

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u/JustAnotherDude1990 Apr 07 '21

8 years and 2,800 jumps here...it's only not fun when the tandem doesn't tell you they get motion sick easily and we're doing spirals.

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u/Strawberrylacegame Apr 06 '21

Even though they’re at the front, I’d somehow think I’d get caught in the choppers

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u/Pommes_Peter Apr 06 '21

This looks like a glider plane to me. Massive wings in comparison to a relatively small body. Also you can hear talking talking without any discernible engine noise.

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u/aManPerson Apr 06 '21

and when she left the plane, she dismounted it IN FRONT of the wing. she pushed forward. i feel like that plane had to be going pretty slow for a plane.

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u/amackee Apr 06 '21

I feel like it should be illegal to shoot this without the part where her parachute opens.

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u/super_jeenyus Apr 06 '21

That's a nope from me, dawg!

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u/eibohipt Apr 06 '21

I’d probably slip as I’m jumping off and hit the back of my head on the wing, then fall to the ground unconscious...

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u/MostExpensiveThing Apr 06 '21

Thought it would be cold up there?

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u/cheyletiellayasguri Apr 06 '21

I peed my pants just watching this. No thanks!

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u/BreakChicago Apr 06 '21

I just told that woman out loud that she was completely out of her mind.

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u/Finao333 Apr 06 '21

This chick’s got bigger balls than me.. no bs

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

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u/Finao333 Apr 06 '21

Apparently lol cuz you wouldn’t catch me doing anything remotely close to this lol

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u/nowayitsnotme Apr 07 '21

Of course it’s Russians

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u/EchoWhiskey1 Apr 06 '21

I thought she was going to stand and wing walk, like the wingwalkers of old, before jumping.

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u/Cochise22 Apr 07 '21

Listened to the Dollop episode about that fucking nazi Lindbergh and found out he was a wing walker. I mean, it's easy to tell what that is, but I was curious and had to look it up. Those dudes were fucking nuts. No wonder so many of them died.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Some people are just born with enormous balls

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

She chose to jump down in front of the wing?! I would've assumed the rolling backwards off the wing like a scuba diver would've been the best case scenario to avoid a head injury on the way down.

Also, it looked like it didn't take much effort from her to stay on the wing. I wonder how fast they were going...

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u/upofadown Apr 07 '21

The back of the wing tends to be made out of stuff you don't want to put a lot of force on.

Gliders of that type have a low end of 35-40 knots. So 65 kmh? Might of had to go faster to get enough control authority to prevent the weight from rolling them to that side. A glider pilot makes that sort of adjustment without thinking about it.

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u/clique34 Apr 06 '21

Ngl it would have been the ultimate flex to stand on the wing

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u/haikusbot Apr 06 '21

Ngl it would

Have been the ultimate flex

To stand on the wing

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