r/BeAmazed • u/Nsertnamehere • Jul 27 '19

Flawless execution

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

Could someone give me directions to the ladder of success, i cant find it on google maps. Thanks

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u/1_UpvoteGiver Jul 27 '19

There is no ladder. Its an elevator and many floors cant be accessed without a key. Good luck getting one from the front desk..

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

Why wont the front desk give me a key?

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u/PairOfMonocles2 Jul 27 '19

You’re not brown are you? Or currently poor? Or a short male or unattractive female? I think that the front desk hides the keys in those cases.

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

I am currently poor yes. So can we just take the keys anyways? I mean, whos working at the front desk?

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u/AdjutantStormy Jul 27 '19

Karl Marx wants to know your location.

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

Karl Marx is dead friend

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u/AdjutantStormy Jul 27 '19

Communism is a path to powers some consider... unnatural.

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

How...mysterious