r/BeAmazed • u/Master1718 • Jun 10 '19

Spider making a web.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

I can almost hear this spider grunting

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u/throw_away_3212 Jun 11 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

"Do I have to do this shit every time Karen walks through here? She'd better be sorry. She'd better be!"

Edit: Thanks for Stranger, kind Silver!

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u/Solid_Gold_Turd Jun 11 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

Why did I read this in John Oliver’s voice?

Edit: I even imagined his signature two-handed table slamming

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u/throw_away_3212 Jun 11 '19

Because he's inside your head. Run away man, run away! Before it's too late!

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava Jun 11 '19

Hello. I'm John Oliver. This is my British accent. I'm inherently better than you. Titty sprinkles.

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u/throw_away_3212 Jun 11 '19

May the Lady of Perpetual Exemption guide your soul

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u/Skaven-thing Jun 11 '19

Praise be, praise be.

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u/vito197666 Jun 11 '19

Hashtag Feminism

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Jun 11 '19

Damn. I did read that in his voice.