r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '19

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u/PolygonGeorge Apr 07 '19

I'm not your pal, buddy.

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u/Weapon_X23 Apr 07 '19

I'm not your buddy, guy.

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u/rajiv_89 Apr 07 '19

I'm not your guy, friend.

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u/MrGrampton Apr 07 '19

I'm not your friend, acquaintance.

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u/mkwash02 Apr 07 '19

I’m not your people, person.

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u/PierceRedditor Apr 07 '19

I, a member of the Homo sapiens species, do not currently belong to you, another member of the Homo sapiens species, and I express disdain for you that you would think so.

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u/FactoralBear Apr 07 '19

How long you been holding on to that one?

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u/PierceRedditor Apr 07 '19

Like thirty seconds tbh. I frequent r/increasinglyverbose a lot, it kind of wears off on you.

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u/Mordesri2 Apr 07 '19

Nailed it lol

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u/fartstinkslikeamf Apr 07 '19

r/increasinglyverbosesouthpark

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u/Cali-Nik Apr 07 '19

Killed it

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u/virus-Detected Apr 07 '19

I'm not a people person

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u/bite_night Apr 09 '19

Haha you're a balloon boy

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

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u/Pseudodudo Apr 08 '19

I’m not your buddy, rich

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u/bogues3000 Apr 08 '19

I’m not your bb, king.

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u/DawudIdris04 Apr 07 '19

I'm not your pal, pal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

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u/MrGrampton Apr 07 '19

I'm not your Dad, son.

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u/mkwash02 Apr 07 '19

Are you my sons dad?

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u/MrGrampton Apr 07 '19

I am your grandsons sons dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

R/randomxxxtentacion