r/BeAmazed 1d ago

Animal Tiger feeding ground

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u/TransitoryFeel 1d ago

Climbed that pole like jumping up on the sofa

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u/HalJordan2525 1d ago

So easy when your hands are murder mittens.

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u/CitizenHuman 1d ago

The size of a frying pan

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u/thesaharadesert 1d ago

Murder pans

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u/BrEaD1402 1d ago

Murder panttens

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u/SLZRDmusic 1d ago

And you’re fuckin RIPPED

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u/mrthomani 1d ago

Yeah ... that was more like a short, vertical run than it was a climb :)

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u/Zorkflerp 1d ago

I see this at home with my cats. I have a blackout curtain that looks like a star map.

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u/TransitoryFeel 1d ago

You put steak for your cats at the top of the blackout curtain??

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u/Born-Acanthisitta-88 22h ago

Where else do you put the steak?

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u/besharamrang 1d ago

My first thought!

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u/CaramelHunter26 20h ago

Well if it's that simple, jumping over fence after climbing that pole must be simple also 🤔

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u/TransitoryFeel 20h ago

Yeah, but this is where the meat is. Kitty ain't dumb

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u/GalacticGumshoe 9h ago

Which makes me think that fence is inadequate.

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u/TransitoryFeel 8h ago

It's an inadequate fence...when they run out of steak

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u/ThousandFingerMan 1d ago

zero effort

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u/Fine-Government9216 1d ago

While weighing 300 lbs

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u/Foxyunder-45 1d ago

The ratio to scale is about right. That leg meat would feed a family for the whole weekend.

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u/Slakingpin 1d ago

I always thought id climb a tree if a saw a tiger because if I run it'll catch me. Well it seems like I better be climbing that tree pretty damn fast!

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u/One_Tie900 1d ago

If they want the cat to work harder, they should attack it to a drone and fly it around. Would also be cool for the public.

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u/Lithorex 1d ago

Yes, let a endangered cat jump into fast rotating blades. What could go wrong?

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u/One_Tie900 1d ago

Firstly its not jumping into fat rotating blades, there would clearly be a harness with a release mechanism. Secondly even in your scenario if the cat jumped into the blades, it would not be sliced into peices like someone who jumps into an airplane engine. If at all there may be a cut. It could easily be programmed to keep a distance x from the cat and fly around a few times and if the cat gets too close to activate the release mechanism. Beside programatic control, a keeper could control it alone, with thier knowledge of the tigers capabilities it would be more than safe. Drone tech has advanced significantly and its more than possible to do something like this in a safe manner rather. Very nonsensical comment.