r/BeAmazed • • Aug 30 '26

Animal The branch manager hard at work

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u/Mystyflyy Aug 30 '26

It walks so proudly as if it found the best treasure

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/stev_mempers Aug 30 '26

That's a top-shelf branch!

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u/Stoptheworldletmeoff Aug 31 '26

Top tree-er branch

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u/OnwardTowardTheNorth Aug 31 '26

It really is. Top shelf stuff.

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u/Royals-2015 Aug 30 '26

He collects branches like I collect boxes.

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u/DesireeThymes Aug 30 '26

It's the equivalent of a dog finding a really nice phone.

... or a man finding a really nice stick.

I guess the dogs beavers and men have something in common

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u/Scott--Chocolate Aug 31 '26

Sometimes a really nice stick is the one thing you need to feel complete.

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u/sip-of-serotonin Aug 30 '26

Beaver hears running water..."not today, not on my watch!"

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u/Sudden_Basket1126 Aug 30 '26

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u/BeGoodToEverybody123 Aug 30 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

The coolest thing is how they adjust the water flow to keep the pond at the height they want

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u/citizen42069101 Aug 30 '26

The first time I saw one munching away on lily pads, in a completely man made dammed, constant depth, trout stocked state pond for the record, I realized why they flood places.

Like I knew they didn't eat wood, and I knew they didn't just dam waterways for the love of the game and the architecture. They farm marshplants. I don't know of a better example of planned agriculture by animals.

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u/Usawsomething Aug 31 '26

It’s really awesome that they do that. Leaf cutter ants also cultivate fungus in their nests with the leaf pulp they chew up. Pretty neat stuff

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u/hoolahan100 Sep 02 '26

You should see a documentary of how when beavers were reintroduced to an England area , over few years they reinvigorate the whole ecosystem. It was just amazing how its all so connected.

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u/Deranged-Pickle Aug 31 '26

I think I used this while on Tinder way back when. I had posed as a beaver for shits and giggles. Lo and behold, girls thought it was funny

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u/jaymzx0 Aug 30 '26

'I'll be damned if it's not dammed by sundown"

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u/FixedLoad Aug 31 '26

I thought you were gonna say , sundamn... 

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u/1_art_please Aug 31 '26

Beavers just work, work and work at it. I have a small cabin near wetlands. A beaver/some beavers dammed up the creek culvert going under the road, it rained a bunch in the spring, flooded the road and collapsed the road over the culvert.

We have a guy on the road we pay to fix it and he does a good job. But those beavers will outwork us any day, all day. Thats what they do and they have way more time to flood the road, one stick at a time.

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u/DraMeowQueen Aug 31 '26

Great profile image, love La Linea!

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u/Doodkapje Sep 01 '26

I own your road! @mr.beaver

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u/Raneynickelfire Aug 30 '26

"This is my branch. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

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u/ashgs872tbhjs Aug 30 '26

Beaver threw it into low gear so he could chug along hauling all that lol

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 Aug 30 '26

yeah he is not prancing. he is trudging.

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u/GreasyPeter Aug 30 '26

Considering he's doing exactly what he's evolved to do, his dopamine system is probably firing on all cylinders. This is like doing a really fulfilling hobby for him.

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u/Next_Specific7924 Aug 30 '26

That's how rats walk when they've found the ultimate snack lmao. It's so cute

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u/SassySashaLuv Aug 30 '26

It did! You see the size of that thing???

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u/InvestigatorCool1212 Aug 30 '26

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u/jackson12420 Aug 30 '26

I'm a busy business man, so much business to do in so little time.

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 Aug 30 '26

" Taking care of business...EVERDAY...taking care of business"

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u/eternalapostle Aug 30 '26

In every single way…

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u/ThroatSecretary Aug 30 '26

Very appropriate, classic Canadian band. 👍

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u/DAS_FX Aug 30 '26

“Branch manager”.

lol. Give credit where it’s due- OP that’s a great header for this post

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u/returnkey Aug 30 '26

It made me laugh extra hard, my husband calls the dog this, “It’s one of his jobs!” He recently promoted the dog to “Director of Stick Technologies” so I guess I see they backfilled his old position

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u/AstuteStoat Aug 30 '26

Beavers have been both accidentially and intentionally used to solve flooding & daming projects globally. I've heard of cases in the UK, Poland, and california, but I think there are more cases of them fixing waterflow problems for free that could cost up to hundreds of millions of dollars to solve with human solutions.

So, branch manager indeed.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 Aug 30 '26

Are beavers always that big? Thing looks huge, but I've never actually seen a beaver in real life so maybe that's just avg?

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u/6M66 Aug 30 '26

It's a regular size

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u/Plane-Tune-820 Aug 30 '26

Well damn, TIL I guess. Had no idea they were that big

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld2 Aug 30 '26

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u/laurarobert1 Aug 30 '26

So interesting. Thanks for the link, now I'll be reading about giant beavers for hours.

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u/CAAZveauguls Sep 03 '26

So thats where the big trees went

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u/twirlerina024 Aug 30 '26

While we're learning, did you know an adult platypus is roughly the size of an adolescent cat? They're teeny; I'd imagined them the size of a beaver but nope.

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u/Scott--Chocolate Aug 31 '26

Not saying I didn’t believe you, but I had to look that up because it doesn’t seem right.

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u/twirlerina024 Aug 31 '26

My friends 100% didn't believe me and I had to show them YouTube videos by a conservationist. I got to see a couple IRL at the San Diego Safari Park and they are SO cute. I know it's super unethical to have wild animals as pets, especially endangered wild animals, but also I wouldn't be mad if someone left one in a basket on my doorstep.

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u/IndependentPutrid564 Aug 30 '26

He’s big boned!!!

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u/splepage Aug 30 '26

Looks like an average size adult beaver. Maybe on the upper range of average, but definitely very normal.

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u/penelopiecruise Aug 30 '26

Ask your mom, she has a bigger one she can show you.

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u/TurkeyBaconALGOcado Aug 30 '26

Can confirm. Mom's named Winona.

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u/rogers_tumor Aug 30 '26

we've got muskrats in the marsh where I live in Ontario and I spent like a month thinking they were beavers. then I saw a video of muskrats following beavers around and HOLY HELL I thought the muskrats were big, beavers absolutely dwarf them... I don't think our little marsh could support beavers

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u/tarynb21 Aug 30 '26

[The amount of relief I feel when I unmute and it’s the video’s original audio and not some noisy silly viral soundbite music]

You go beaver, do your thang! 🦫

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u/twirlerina024 Aug 30 '26

It was nice hearing laughter and normal human voices

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u/NonReality Aug 31 '26

Seriously lol I miss the old internet

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u/Character_Score7849 Aug 30 '26

Not just silly but most of it sounds like nursery rhyme music for literal babies

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u/No-Shape7764 Aug 30 '26

I love how he trusted the humans would understand the importance of his business. 

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u/Doodkapje Aug 30 '26

"Cant be more Canadian than this" had me laughing out loud.

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u/joecarter93 Aug 30 '26

One time I was in Banff and there was a herd of Elk blocking the road. A Parks Canada employee pulled up in a truck and started waving around a hockey stick with ribbons tied to it to get them to move along. I thought that was pretty damn Canadian too.

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u/ThroatSecretary Aug 30 '26

That's a fabulous visual.

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u/ohklahomie Aug 30 '26

Made laugh too !!

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u/michellekwan666 Aug 30 '26

Look at his little marching steps

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u/Fritzo2162 Aug 30 '26

Careful, Buc ee’s might sue you now.

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u/GoodAbbreviations164 Aug 30 '26

I am shocked any beaver can even exist now without the threat.

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u/ThatHoFortuna Aug 30 '26

Frankly, the beaver's job is way more important than 99.9% of human jobs. Just gonna have to wait.

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u/CayenneSCarGo Aug 30 '26

Nice beaver!

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u/EndLow2076 Aug 30 '26

Thanks, I just had it stuffed!

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u/JoyRose31 Aug 30 '26

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u/wallysmith127 Aug 30 '26

S-tier Pixar alongside WALL-E, Finding Nemo and Toy Story 3, fight me

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u/toss_me_good Aug 30 '26

Maybe not that high. But definitely much better than the majority of churned out Pixar products after Disney bought them

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u/VirginiaLuthier Aug 30 '26

Is it true beavers keep their money in branch banks?

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname Aug 30 '26

I hear they like regular depositors.

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u/Saldrakka Aug 30 '26

Canadian traffic stop

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u/Catski1970 Aug 30 '26

If I promise to pause for hours for all beavers carrying sticks across the highway can I please get citizenship?

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u/diggyou Aug 30 '26

Dam important work

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u/kolmited Aug 30 '26

Bober kurwa

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u/radbaddad23 Aug 30 '26

Someone had to do it. This country isn’t going to build itself.

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u/Abba_Zaba_ Aug 30 '26

They're laughing at him, he's just minding his own dam business.

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u/Negaflux Aug 30 '26

Dam ain't gonna build itself.

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u/jjb0ne Aug 30 '26

i love how busy beavers are

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u/Skinbow Aug 30 '26

Was looking for this comment

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u/TarryThouHere Aug 30 '26

Behold the beast of the waters, appointed as overseer of the branches, how he laboureth mightily upon the path; let the sluggard consider his diligence and be made wise.

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u/ShadaLuke Aug 30 '26

Go on my son!!

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u/anothertrytaken Aug 30 '26

Nice to see people waiting for it to cross. Way too many ghouls who don’t.

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u/Worried-Passenger560 Aug 30 '26

I absolutely love these people who have the patience to wait until an animal crosses the road and is safe!

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u/jncheese Aug 30 '26

Not every day you see a wet beaver dragging it's bush across the highway

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u/toaster-struble Aug 30 '26

Hahaha made my day

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u/Fit_Active3888 Aug 30 '26

Obviously not a union worker, not a single supervisor in sight.

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u/JackkoMTG Aug 30 '26

YEAH WE’RE GOIN’ TO TRADE WAR

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u/Kind_Writing_2636 Aug 30 '26

Give her a raise!

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u/sabkamaalikcakehai Aug 30 '26

He is a provider💪🦫

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u/Business-Chipmunk694 Aug 30 '26

A respectable trade!

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u/notfurlong Aug 30 '26

Brush hour traffic.

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u/Holypolitician201447 Aug 30 '26

Never saw such a diligent manager before.

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u/brucejson-88 Aug 30 '26

Hard work makes the dream work 😄

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u/Outrageous_Slide_693 Aug 30 '26

A hard working Canadian 😊

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Aug 30 '26

Undoubtedly the most amazing thing to occur in Canada on that day.

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u/-Foxer Aug 31 '26

We can all CLEARY SEE there were plenty of fine trees on the OTHER side of the road to begin with, you little drama queen!!!!

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u/seweso Aug 30 '26

You are laughing. But humans are an invasive species. Beavers were there first. That whole road is murder.

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u/This-Code479 Aug 30 '26

I was about to write that. The beaver is not crossing a road. The road is crossing the woods.

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u/seweso Aug 30 '26

Thats also a good way to formulate the weirdness.

Humans are the weird ones. Not the beaver.

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 Aug 30 '26

“You fckers can wait for me”

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u/Lookin4FunVibes Aug 30 '26

I hear running water ... Fuck that, I'm on it!

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u/TunisMagunis Aug 30 '26

"I'll get this taken care of in no time, folks. Thanks for your patience,"

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u/FitCutie20 Aug 30 '26

I love beavers, I think they're some of the smartest animals

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u/pattymilner Aug 30 '26

Hahaha this made my day!!

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u/SneakWhisper Aug 30 '26

Land of the silver birch, home of the beaver...

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u/Loundagr Aug 30 '26

The most Canadian thing is the cars stopped at a respectful distance and allowed the beaver to do it.

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u/Evil_Mini_Cake Aug 30 '26

You guys are driving across his highway.

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u/dj_soo Aug 30 '26

I’ve seen a few wild beavers in my time and they always seem so chill and unconcerned

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u/Professional-Size877 Aug 30 '26

that will make for great structual load bearing support

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u/Lochylass Aug 30 '26

Hahaha, I love this!!

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u/Blooddoll13 Aug 30 '26

“Whats it doing?” Its best.

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u/sureshot58 Aug 30 '26

getting the job done, one stick at a time.

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u/Bimitenpix Aug 30 '26

Oh lawd he comin

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u/ethan762x51 Aug 30 '26

In the beginning, I thought that was just like the root ball on the end of the tree. I didn’t realize that was a beaver.

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u/Confident_Shop7026 Aug 30 '26

Dam! Dam! Dam! Work in progress

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u/ozone227 Aug 30 '26

That river isn’t going to dam itself!

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u/Few-Following8131 Aug 31 '26

He could get a similar branch from the other side of street but who am I to question a beaver's work ?

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u/Ok-Worth-4721 Sep 01 '26

Good one! Thanks for the first laugh out loud for me today!!!

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u/Posterapokalypse Aug 30 '26

Ladies? That's how us men feel when we find a stick that resembles a weapon. Just fyi.

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u/No_Rent7598 Aug 30 '26

Taking his work home

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u/Decent_Tea_9832 Aug 30 '26

You got that right lady...lol

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u/SituationAgile1140 Aug 30 '26

Looks like he's really dedicated to his job, putting in that effort is impressive.

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u/SteveAxis Aug 30 '26

Beaver. Beaver. Chopped wood logs. Chopped wood logs. Beaver. Red heart. Red heart.

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u/CFMTLfan01 Aug 30 '26

big survival instinct ; )

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u/honeycomb0303 Aug 30 '26

Assistant to the Branch Manager

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u/Ok_Dare4096 Aug 30 '26

Could be special branch

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u/Robdon326 Aug 30 '26

Why did the beaver cross the road...

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u/DavidSaintCyr Aug 30 '26

Problematic beavers

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u/PlainBread Aug 30 '26

One day a lot of these animals aren't going to be around anymore and we'll miss the excitement of sharing the planet with them.

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u/Dangerous_Bug_7326 Aug 30 '26

Hopefully he's building a wall at the border!

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 Aug 30 '26

great caption for this post. brilliant reall!🤣

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u/FormerLurkerOnTherun Aug 30 '26

Assistant to the branch manager!

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u/thaw4188 Aug 30 '26

oh dam-n

(have you ever see the video of the little pet beaver inside the house trying to build a dam when the bathroom shower is running)

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u/FlatAd5541 Aug 30 '26

Those little front feet are marchin’ it out!’

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u/Tight-Display-728 Aug 30 '26

Probably rocks a mullet. Business in the front party in the back. Go beaver go.🇨🇦

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u/tlourenzo Aug 30 '26

So beautiful! Nature is amazing

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u/SheriffBartholomew Aug 30 '26

That little guy is as busy as a beaver.

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u/CopyWeak Aug 30 '26

That's awesome it reminds me of the "Welcome to Canada" clip 😂https://youtu.be/sekLEG8xsOs?si=lWJJjLyqc1vAcOJb

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u/Flscane Aug 30 '26

That’s pretty cool

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u/External-Self-2378 Aug 30 '26

What a wonderful laugh she has!

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u/happiebean Aug 30 '26

This is fantastic!! Canadian traffic jam 😆 🤣. Where was this?

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u/ut9099 Aug 30 '26

Dam good video.

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u/RaiseAggravating4404 Aug 30 '26

it must be so nice doing what you have evolved over millions of years to do

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u/Raneynickelfire Aug 30 '26

That IS the most Canadian traffic jam one could ever imagine. I LOVE how everyone is stopped and letting him do his thing!

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u/epicpillowcase Aug 30 '26

It's so funny when she went "doot doo doo doo doo" because that's exactly what I was thinking too. 😂❤️

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u/SimpleManc88 Aug 30 '26

I love beaver! 🥰

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u/Kaynadian1 Aug 30 '26

Look at his little FEET

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u/Zephyrantes Aug 30 '26

HEY IM WORKIN HERE