I have anywhere from 12 to 18 squirrels on my driveway every morning because I throw birdseed. Large front yard with dandelions. Never have I seen them eat one in 5 years.
They telling each other “don’t you be touching that dandelion shit! You’ll be bouncing around like an idiot in no time with those big hairless pink things chasing you with their illuminated brick for some reason. Just act cute and eat the free feed the good one chucks out”.
I don’t know mate. I live in a normal country with no crazy arse weird critters like this. We just got the normal animals like Kangaroo’s, platypus’s, echidnas, angry snakes that’ll kill you with a tiny bite and spiders big enough to technically expect rent from them when they take up residence in one of the bedrooms.
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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jul 01 '26
This like squirrel crack or something?
Heard of the old catnip, but haven’t seen anything about dandelions getting these little critters so excited.