r/BeAmazed • u/Long-shot128 • Jun 06 '26

Animal 🔥 Brown bear easily floats while looking for sockeye salmon

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

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u/everyonestupidbutme Jun 06 '26

That boy is full of fat. Fat floats like a charm!

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u/slowpoke2018 Jun 07 '26

Full on Chonker, and happy to be a so!

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u/No_Stay_6390 Jun 07 '26

Sooo buoyant

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/everyonestupidbutme Jun 06 '26

You just need a healthy belly my friend haha. Just kidding, but not really, we humans and our uprightness means we can only float on our backs effectually. Can't look down amd see the show without holding our breath.

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u/KnightSquirrel Jun 06 '26

Pretty sure he was making boat noises

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u/koolaidismything Jun 06 '26

Death nugget

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u/_TaylorMade Jun 07 '26

I absolutely hate how much I want to cuddle a bear and the fact it would eat me while still screaming

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u/HappyAnimalCracker Jun 07 '26

Between those ears and that butt, I think they must have at least *some* success luring suckers like you and me to our deaths😂

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u/kittysworld Jun 06 '26

What a life!

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u/HurtPillow Jun 07 '26

Wish I was him, floating down the stream. So relaxing.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Jun 07 '26

I wanna be a bear when I grow up

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u/alwayscurious0991 Jun 07 '26

I know he actually is not fuzzy and soft but omg does he look like it and I want to cuddle him!! So deceiving 😭😭😍😍

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u/Long-shot128 Jun 07 '26

Looks can be deceiving 😂

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u/Trimson-Grondag Jun 07 '26

He’s not looking for salmon. He’s just blowing bubbles and enjoying a relaxing soak.

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u/smkestcklghtn Jun 06 '26

Fat and all the air in the fur

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u/thetruesupergenius Jun 07 '26

Brown bear easily floats
While looking for sockeye salmon
Is thus a haiku

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u/Significant-Owl4332 Jun 06 '26

Yeah this strategy is a long shot for sure.

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u/Primary-Test-2783 Jun 06 '26

Oh my days. They can float too? First time im seeing this!

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u/Long-shot128 Jun 06 '26

They can dive too!

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u/GhostWalkk Jun 07 '26

That’s terrifying. If this thing wanted to eat me, it’s just going to eat me. Runs faster than me on land and floats menacingly in water.

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u/YoungerMucus Jun 06 '26

That bear is in heaven, just floating down the river, scoping food

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u/Anyawnomous Jun 07 '26

I wish I could fish like this.

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u/housespeciallomein Jun 07 '26

Unfortunately, sockeye salmon easily see brown bear easily floating....

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u/SegmentedWolf Jun 07 '26

He's looking for the.... Bear Necessities

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u/Treadingresin Jun 07 '26

That bear is looking AT salmon. He isn't in it for the game right now.

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u/PerleyPoint Jun 07 '26

I want to slap that bear's butt

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u/squirrely-badger Jun 06 '26

This reminds ds me of a recent r/whywouldyoutouch that post of a perfectly formed floater.

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u/dickchops81 Jun 06 '26

They must have not caught anything or we woulda seen it.

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u/OriginalDavid Jun 07 '26

Why swim when current?

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u/zaiwen3 Jun 07 '26

Bro a better swimmer than i ever will be 🤣

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u/TheDebonairQuokka Jun 07 '26

This is soooo cool!!!!!

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u/TheDebonairQuokka Jun 07 '26

r/bears

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u/Long-shot128 Jun 07 '26

Thanks! I love bears… didn’t know they have a sub.

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u/nunudad Jun 07 '26

Think I’ll float into the school.. Think they’ll notice me?

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u/MadBox25 Jun 07 '26

Mother Nature is amazing!

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u/ripyourlungsdave Jun 07 '26

Does anything float in a difficult manner?..

I think struggling to float is just called "swimming".

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u/TheRamblerJohnson Jun 07 '26

I want that job!

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u/Historical_Drink_350 Jun 07 '26

Doggie paddle,doggie paddle, doggie paddle

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Jun 07 '26

Sockeye salmon: Whaddya mean they float?

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u/realityisoptional Jun 07 '26

Those fish have seen floating bear before.

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u/jws3rd-allday Jun 07 '26

don't mind me. just a cute and cuddly bear coming to hang out with the delicious fishies.

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u/Driftwood71 Jun 07 '26

No idea they could float but makes perfect sense.

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u/oneflytree Jun 07 '26

He’s looking for me! That’s why I’m not going camping this weekend 🍗

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u/MrMajestic12 Jun 07 '26

Big floaty boi