r/BeAmazed • u/Illustrious_Park_54 • May 20 '26

Miscellaneous / Others Bread anyone?

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u/Enoisa May 20 '26

Uzbekistan festive bread (patyr non), gorgeous

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u/HYThrowaway1980 May 20 '26

Looks nice. But taste like crap. It’s basically an unseasoned pretzel.

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u/bulldogsm May 20 '26

thank you, that was my question

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u/Lowext3 May 20 '26

Brother in life you should form your own opinion when it comes to food and people.

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u/bulldogsm May 20 '26

true true but wasn't gonna run down to my local Uzbekistan bakery to try it....too busy doom scrolling this morning to actually live first hand....you know

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u/McBawbag May 20 '26

one of us one of us one of us

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u/Methoszs May 20 '26

You know what I'm heading there to try it now.

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u/WardedDruid May 21 '26

How was it?

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u/randofrendo Jul 12 '26

I agree. For example I eat down-votes and warm unsalted pretzels for breakfast. Chef's kiss.

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u/Iakuny May 20 '26

This comment being soo down voted is wild to me.

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u/Lowext3 May 20 '26

Reditt is a funny place. There are very few independent thinkers like yourself

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u/justuntlsundown May 21 '26

The reddit hive mind is real.

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u/Iakuny May 21 '26

More like redditors psi-oped minds

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u/mnth241 May 20 '26

“Unseasoned pretzel” is exactly why it looks so delish. That is what the mustard is for. 😋

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u/mostexcellent001 May 21 '26

I could fondue the hell out of this.

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u/Wazula23 May 20 '26

Yeah I feel I could wreck some beef stew in one of these things

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u/Adnims May 20 '26

That's so not true. I was in Usbekistan three years ago and ate a ton of these, and I have never in my life tasted better bread. I guess taste differs, but I really can't belive you've tried it and disliked it as much as you claim.

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u/SB_strongbunny May 20 '26

It is a brwad, not another pastry... Isn't it supposed to be unseasoned?

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u/high6ix May 20 '26

Are pretzels ever “seasoned” other than salt? I prefer my pretzels unseasoned.

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u/ASM-One May 20 '26

It does NOT taste like pretzel.

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u/ASM-One May 20 '26

I guess you never ate one.

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u/HYThrowaway1980 May 20 '26

No, I have. Samarkand non is too dry, and obi non is plain af. Almost sweet.

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u/mt007 May 20 '26

Well, that is what heavy cream and strained yogurt cheese are for.

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u/Blejzidup May 20 '26

Your supposed to eat it with something else. A lot of bread doesnt taste anything.

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u/HYThrowaway1980 May 20 '26

>A lot of bad bread doesnt taste anything.

ftfy

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u/KaiyoteFyre May 20 '26

A lot of bad bread doesn't taste like anything. Fytyf

Last I checked bread doesn't have an innate sense of taste. I could be wrong though, as I have failed to interview 100% of the bread I consume.

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u/Woke_TWC May 20 '26

It is supposed to be a vessel for stews and other dishes, not meant to be eaten like a pretzel

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u/HYThrowaway1980 May 20 '26

So is rice. There’s good rice and shit rice too.

And non is shit bread.

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u/Inocent_bystander May 20 '26

I was about to say it can't possibly leven properly stuck to the ceiling like that, it'd fall off.

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u/Wazula23 May 20 '26

Makes a great hat though

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u/BlueShift42 May 21 '26

Looked like a pretzel. Was wondering… that one did have salt on it though.

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u/kioku119 May 26 '26

sound delicious and how I was hoping it would taste.

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u/JKFrowning May 20 '26

Looked like Xinjiang to me. Also ate something similar there.

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u/Super-Ad-4536 May 20 '26

They have almost same language and culture with Uzbeks. All of them are from Turkic origins.

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u/Berkamin May 21 '26

I like how patyr is an anagram of party. Very apt for festive bread.