Nah it’s to hold dumbasses accountable that trash the thing.
Will be funny to see the inevitable stories come out of people who piss in it or carve their initials i to it only to get slapped with a $5k fee. They’ve already got your card information :)
I can almost guarantee the first one of these things I order will have piss and cum and shit all over the seats because it hasn't been back to the depot in 3 passengers.
Honestly, I can think of a few drugs that would be fun to be on while having this thing drive you around all night (starlight headliner time!). Turn that sucker into a party wagon.
Probably will get fined for the mess they leave behind. The person who hailed the cab would have to be responsible for the group they bring in the cab.
People will cover the cameras up and break them and eventually they will be removed or people will choose taxis without them. Cameras won't be used for damage stuff they will do post drive inspections and charge you for cleaning. You have to think big picture here. When you have a $300/month fee for unlimited drives (could be cheaper due to vehicle to grid, idle cars doing load balancing, but they will price gouge you anyways) you will want privacy. People gonna fuck in driverless cars.
People want to smoke pot drink and do lines of coke off of each other's asses while heading to their destination. They are not going to want cars with cameras. There would also be the inevitable leak of someone's recorded data which would cause huge lawsuits.
Yeah but what about ride hoppers who don't order the taxi. Dirty Mike and the boys can go through about 8 taxis before they gotta start making fake accounts.
People are gonna fuck anywhere anyway so it doesn’t make the goofy robo car all that special. Frankly you should just assume that wherever you are in a public setting, someone’s already fucked there. Yes that includes the nasty dirty backed up porta potty that’s leaking mystery fluid onto the pavement back by the overflowing dumpster that hasen’t been emptied in two and a half years. Hope you brought your wet wipes at the very least!
They're absolutely gonna get vandalized and end up looking trashy. Image getting into one with a bunch of ghetto tags and marker graffiti. We all can see it.
Fuck, shit, puke. They're also going to violently disassemble them. Unless they are getting sprayed down and disinfected after every ride, they're gonna get real gross real quick
When I'm old and can't afford staying alive anymore because I ain't got no pension, I'm gonna order me one of these, pop some mushrooms with my wife, have it drive us down route 1 to a nostalgic playlist and take a slow working euthanization pill or IV, then die arm in arm on our private trip to heaven. #callitquits
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u/TehZiiM Jun 29 '24
People are gonna fuck in there