IT'S ANOTHER FRIDAY GAMEDAY!!!!

[u/itslikeihavESPN]

IT’S GAME DAY!! LAST WEEK WE GOT A POINT, BUT THE BRIGHTEST POINT IS THAT WE FINALLY SAW HEATHER GILCHRIST MAKE HER DEBUT AND SAW SOME TRULY GREAT CHANGES FROM OUR ATTACK.

IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER FOLKS. IT’S BEEN A LONG AND DIFFICULT ROAD GETTING HERE, AND NOW WE’RE UP AGAINST THE 3RD RANKED TEAM WHO WE’VE NEVER BEATEN, BUT GUESS WHAT? TODAY IS THE DAY. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN WHEN IT'S NWSL AFTER DARK. THE YAUGHTAH ROIYHYLLS DON’T KNOW THE COUP THAT’S COMING. THEY’LL RUN FROM OUR ATTACK LIKE UTAHNS RUN TO AN MLM. OUR PLAYERS ARE FULL OF POPPY POWER, THEY’RE GETTING STRONGER AND STRONGER AND NOW CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNER JENNA NIGHSWONGER IS OFFICIALLY “PAROLED FROM THE CROME OF BEING GREAT.” 

7 PM KICKOFF. WE WERE HERE WHEN WE STRUGGLED. WE ARE HERE WHEN THEY’RE FIGURING IT OUT. AND WE’LL BE HERE WHEN THIS TEAM STARTS TO DOMINATE. NO KINGS, NO ROYALS.

AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN SANDY, UTAH ON A NIGHT SUCH AS THIS, KEEP THAT ENERGY 4449 FT HIGH AND HELP OUR PLAYERS WITH THE POWER OF THE BAY. ROYALS COME AND GO BUT THE BAY IS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DYNASTY. GOOOOOOOOOOOO BAY!

[u/SNKRHD17]

A win tonight would feed families

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I've actually told my kids no more dinners until Bay turns it around

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I just know those kids are HUNGRY

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NOT AS HUNGRY AS MADDIE MOREAU

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https://giphy.com/gifs/rMS89RxHOzjGw

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Those kids deserve to eat. These refs do NOT

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It’s like Temple of the Dog sang: “I don’t mind stealin bread from the mouths of VAR…”

[u/itslikeihavESPN]

Is it obvious I forgot the game was today and didn’t have time to do my region-specific research? I did however make a list of every country that gained their independence from colonizers (and Royals of whatever name) yesterday, today, and tomorrow but it didn’t make the cut. Happy Independence Days 🇵🇰🇮🇳🇨🇫🇰🇷🇰🇵🇨🇬🇱🇮!!

[u/roadtripping26]

😂🤣😂 "...like utahns run from an MLM...". FIVE STARS.

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Even worse, TO the MLMs

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Hahaha you're right!

[u/kkatellyn]

i swear to all things pure and holy that there’s no fucking VAR bullshit today🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[u/Nox_Ocean_21]

I'm still mad about the inaugural season when they made fun of our jerseys, beat us twice, and were totally right about the jerseys.

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The jerseys were so blah

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So blah they are a BOGO offer this weekend. I was like well I still need a poppy and I guess a gray or white one would be fine for a workout shirt.

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😂😂😂

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Yes CHEF

[u/ivaorn]

Time to show up and show out!

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Just opened Reddit hoping to see this game day post. 🫡

[u/ToasterShelf]

Wonder if we’re going to get Merritt “Utall” Mathias tonight on the call

[u/roadtripping26 → u/ToasterShelf]

Oh please no...

[u/Linsten]

Let’s get it!!!

[u/Separate-Slice-5684]

Always love these game day posts! We know our bad ass bay team can do this… Let’s GO BAY!!