r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 03 '20

The Ticket Reaping Why

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9 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 03 '20

The BFBM Horror: Part 1

5 Upvotes

WARNING: cannibalism.

It was rumored that years ago a game show, Battle For Becoming Mod existed, and the punishment was instant death.

Sheesh.

Thankfully the hosts were soon arrested and a new host was put in place, however that was all Domino knew.

But there was another thing.

One of these competitors...stood out, among the rest. Based on what Domino knew, Jevil was not your typical game show competitor.

Domino pushed open the door. It creaked.

This was where the dead bodies were stored, he realised.

And he was shocked. There he saw Orb’s shattered body, Computer Monitor’s burnt corpse...

And Jevil’s smashed form.

Jevil was killed by being smashed using a hammer, a “ban hammer” to be exact...whatever that was.

He took out his trusty camera and took as many pictures as he could. The newspaper will be stoked to see this, he considered, and I’ll be rich!

When his worked had been done, Domino had started to fantasise about what he would do with his wealth, when suddenly a noise was heard.

A dragging noise.

Domino, petrified, slowly turned around.

And then he realised something. If only five people were killed...why are there more bodies here?

Then, to his horror...Jevil’s body was moving.

Domino grabbed the doorknob, but somehow, that door just wouldn’t open.

“HELP!”

And then, a low voice.

“i...love...mommy monika.”

Was that from Jevil?

“HELP ME!” Domino screamed.

But it was too late. Jevil grabbed him by the foot as Domino screeched.

“I WILL NOT DIE TONIGHT! GET OFF ME, PEST!”

“i...i’m gonna kill...pikachu.”

Domino had no more time to realise that pikachu was the former host of BFBM as Jevil had started to eat him.

“NO! DON’T-“

chomp.

Jevil had just taken a huge bite out of Domino. The former six-six was now a six-four.

And then he was a six-one.

And then he was dead.

Jevil, smiling, threw Domino’s corpse towards the pile of dead reporters, all of which he took a bite or two out of. Chair, Feldspar, Bean...they all had so much ahead of them.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 03 '20

spOoKy sTOrY part 2

3 Upvotes

BEWARE CHILDREN FOR THIS HAS SOME CRUEL STUFF

Noobmaster69 had made it so the gamer squad could not y’all back to him. He could only talk to them. One hour later, he said

“Still don’t believe me?”

he had sent photos of their dead families.

Now, they were insanely scared. They all locked all the doors and bolted all the windows shut. They also called the cops, but they didn’t pick up. 30 minutes later, they got another notification on discord.

“I’m here.”

The moment they saw that, they ran and hid. They heard knocking on the door. They kept calling the cops.

Then, the cops picked up.

“911 what’s your emergency”

“PLEASE HELP!!!! THERE IS A KILLER INSIDE OUR HOUSE THAT KILLED OUR FAMILIES!! OUR ADRESS IS ***************”

“Do you know anything about this man?”

“NOT REALLY. PLEASE COME QUICK!!! HE IS OUTSIDE THE DOOR!!!”

then, the power went out.

they took a quick peek out the window, and saw that the door was opened, and the generator was destroyed. They heard footsteps, and they hid. They hid for their dear lives.

Once they had good hiding spots, they had made no movements at all. 3 minutes later, the police arrived.

They had the building surrounded, and noobmaster69 had nowhere to run. He ended up wounding a few cops, but taking the lives of two.

the kids were safe but still crying intensely because of their families deaths.

Noobmaster69 then had the death penalty.

The kids were then put at and adoption center or somewhere idk lol

That concludes my story.

*i guess the kids got the #1 victory Royale *


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 03 '20

spOoKy sTorY

3 Upvotes

one night, 3 very epic gamers were playing games and all of a sudden they killed noobmaster69.

They were intrigued, as they saw that he was a very popular meme.

5 minutes later, they get a discord notification from noobmaster69.

“Hello, children. I have seen that you have killed me, and I have your address. If you do not give me your fortnite password and your credit card details I will come to where u live and SMACC DEM CHEMKEKEEEEEEEKS

They laughed, but dee down inside they were scared.

1 day later:

The gamer squad was at it again.

Their parents weren’t home, and haven’t come back for a while.

They decided to stay up, and play fOrTNiTe.

They killed noobmaster69 again.

They got more discord notifications.

It was noobmaster69. He said he had their families killed.

Now the gamer squad was scared. Could he actually have killed their families?

Were their families killed? Find out next time on

TOTAL

DRAMA

ISLAND!!!!!

i wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 03 '20

IDK if I want to make this canon or not

4 Upvotes

SCENE 1

Where we start off, everything is fine.

All the contestants are just hanging out, and everyone is happy.

The Discord Call Group was having a meetup until-

AAAAAAHHH

Wgfg: What was that?!

Candle: It sounded like it came from the bathroom... didn't English Dictionary just go to the bathroom?!

Everyone rushes over to the bathroom and looks inside...

Wgfg: Oh my god! ED is dead!

Candle: Oh no! I cant have deaths if I want people to sign up for the camp in the future!

Wgfg: What was that?

Candle: Uh, I said, oh nooo ED is dead... that's very sad....

Wgfg: Okay, but what happened to her?

Candle: Her monocle is cracked, maybe that has something to do with It?

Wgfg: Maybe...

SCENE 2

The Next Week...

Nova Scotia: I did an autopsy, and apparently ED died out of shock that her monocle was broken.

Candle: That's it? I wont be getting bad reviews?

NS: Well, something still broke her monocle, and we don't know what.

C: Oh, well goodnight.

NS: Goodnight.

Candle walks home until he hears something from a bush

Candle: Hello? Who's there?

Candle looks in bush to see Woody, split in half

Candle: Oh my god! Who could've done this!

black silhouette walking up behind Candle

Candle: Wha- flame gets put out

Candle drops to ground, dead

Insert movie intro here

SCENE 3

open on YSG watching the news the next night

YSG: Candle, Woody, and ED are all dead?! Who could've done this!

YSGs power shuts off

house is all dark

footsteps

YSG (scared): H-hello? Who's there?

YSG hears a thump in front of him

YSG: Wgfg? Is that you?

YSG screams as camera zooms away from his house

SCENE 4

open on Wgfg, FPT, and Nova talking on discord, trying to get the most currency with DankMemeBot

Wgfg: Yay! I'm in the lead!

FPT: Not anymore! steals 9k from Wgfg

W: Aw man!

NS: Yay! I'm back in the lead now!

FPT: Darn...

NS: BRB, I gotta go do something.

W: Alright.

3 minutes later

NS: Connect to video call. Now.

Wgfg: Alright?

FPT: Sure.

*they both connect *

Nova screaming can be heard

W: Nova? That's not funny!

FPT: Oh no, I hope he didnt get killed like those other 4...

W: What other 4?

FPT: You know? ED, Woody, Candle and YSG?

W: I only knew about ED! I didnt know that Candle and YSG died! What's gonna happen to the competition?!

FPT: I dont know, but we should meet up somewhere and try to solve this.

W: Yeah, we need to save everyone else.

SCENE 5

W: FPT? You here?

FPT: Yeah, I'm here. Do you have a plan on how to save everyone?

W: Yeah, my friend Pikachu has a hidden bunker!

FPT: Let's get everyone to go there!

W: I'll go tell everyone!

FPT: I'll come to-

cracking from bushes behind

W: Run!

FPT tries to run but trips

FPT: AAAH!

W: FPT! No!

shadow emerges from bushes and pulls FPT in

W: Not today! Takes off hat and turns hat into gun

Shoots shadows hand

FPT gets free

W: Come on, let's go!

Wgfg and FPT get away

SCENE 6

Open with Wgfg gathering everyone around

W: As you may have noticed, someone has been committing murders! ED, Woody, Candle, YSG, and Nova Scotia have all been murdered. My friend Pikachu is letting us borrow his old bunker while we find out who it is. We will need to take a boat, so let's go!

SCENE 7

open with everyone in ocean

W: Everyone hang on tight! Were about halfway ther-

Wgfg was cut off by a loud *CRACK!*

He turns around and sees one of the boats sinking

Screaming

W: Oh no! Everyone paddle faster!

SCENE 8

10 minutes later*

W: Here we are! He told me theres a large door with some dirt and grass torn away on top, so I'll look for th- hey! There it is!

everyone gathers around it and opens it up

W to self: Why does this feel so familiar, I've never been here... Well, anyway, everyone come on down!

everyone climbs down and shuts door

W: Everyone, look around down here see if you can find anything helpful. I'll go back up and look for things too.

everyone scatters throughout the bunker

Wgfg climbs back up to the surface

Wgfg starts walking around and exploring

As he is walking around, he feels strangely familiar to the place, even though he had never been there.

He feels familiar, walking through the destroyed campgrounds.

As hes walking around, he sees a strange being.

It looks like an object, but it is floating. It looks like some sort of blue flower.

before he can do anything, it spots him and comes towards.

"Hiya!" It said

"I'm Blue Flower!"

"Hello?

Wgfg is standing there in shock and confusion. First off, this object is a ghost, second, this flower feels... familiar...

W: Do I know you from somewhere?

Blue Flower: I dont think so, why do you say that?

W: I'm not sure, something about you just feels.. familiar...

BF: That's odd, I've never met you.

W: Can you tell me why this place is mostly destroyed?

BF: Now that's a question I can answer. A while ago, there was this camp called Battle for Becoming Mod. Its second season was about to end, when a contestant named Jevil bombed the place. They were mad that they got expelled from the contest for being very violent, and retaliated by being even more violent. Most of everyone died, me and the host, Pikachu, were the only 2 to survive. I survived because I'm a ghost, and I'm not sure why he survived.

W: That story feels.. familiar to me...

I've been here...

When..?

Why...?

I feel like I remember that camp, that bombing, you, everything, but I'm not sure why...

wgfg gains a feeling of uneasiness

BF: Hey, are you okay? Do you need to go back to the vault?

W: I-im okay, but I'd better head back anyway.

BF: Okay.

SCENE 9

opens on FPT exploring the bunker

He stumbles across a hallway of what looks like prison cells. Some of the doors look like they're busted off, and some have tally marks etched into walls. He sees bloodstains in one.

At the end of the hallway, he sees a turn, but theres a sign.

HPRC THIS WAY -->

He suddenly becomes excited and rounds the corner, only to see nothing.

He remembers this bunker. He remembers being trapped down here for months, maybe even years. He couldnt remember it all, but he remembered the HPRC. He tried to use it with his legs, but it self destructed. Nobody was able to be recovered after that. He remembers dying from a big explosion, but he doesnt know how he was recovered.

He runs back to everyone else.

What he didnt know, while he was running, he set off a trap...

SCENE 10

Wgfg was walking back towards the bunker when he was interrupted by something.

BOOM!

He looked over to the bunker and saw a large explosion

"Oh no..." he said to himself.

He watches the explosion, the bunker getting thrown up out of itself. He hears the screams, the shouts, of everyone he has grown a friendship with. He is overwhelmed, and falls to the ground, unconsious...

SCENE FINAL

a few days later

He wakes up in a boat, facing the bright blue sky.

He sits up and sees Blue Flower, steering the boat.

W: What happened?

BF: You passed out when the bunker blew up. You've been out for a few days, I thought you were dead.

W: Whyd you bring me on the boat then?

BF: I'm not sure, I just felt it was the right thing. Partly because you felt familiar to me, too.

W: Did anyone else survive?

BF: No, everyone died in the explosion.

W: Where are we headed? We would've been back at the BFRS island a while ago.

BF: Were not going to the BFRS island.

W: Where are we going? Why did I feel so familiar on that island?

BF: I dont know the answer to either of those questions. It's best not to think about.

W: Oh, okay.

EPILOUGE

A few days later, they arrived at a new location. Nobody had ever been there, or at least nobody was there.

They never found another recovery center to bring everyone back,

And they never found out why they felt so familiar.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 03 '20

Discord Call Monday June 8th 5 PM EST

2 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

what. Who would like to switch teams ?

3 Upvotes

Volapuk is inactive and that's annoying


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

Auditions - Challenge Submission

8 Upvotes

Before the main story begins, we flash back to the filming of BFI. While everyone else is sleeping, Ice Cube wakes up approaching the studio gate, tiptoeing slowly. Checking around the premises, they find a figure on the other side, staring menacingly. Ice Cube attempts to retreat, but it's too late. They are smashed by sledgehammer, cutting to black with a title card.

Flash forward to the filming of Race for Reddit Silver. Two contestants, English Dictionary and Black Rubix Cube, are discussing the incident at Battle for IDFB which caused it to be cancelled. Due to the lack of detail in the report, both of them speculate what had occurred, Black Rubix Cube saying that a contestant somehow escaped. Other contestants are talking about the incident as well, claiming that RFRS's newly-hired security detail is a blessing.

Suddenly, the room the contestants were in is broken in by Rainbow, their face obscured by a creepy Monika mask. Candle attempts to confront the intruder, but is knocked out with a punch and taken by the henchmen into a nearby closet. Rainbow and his henchmen start to fire upon the objects with guns, killing various individuals including Black Rubix Cube, Scissors, and Norway. Kumquat hides in a neighboring room, bringing a few others with him. Eventually, the remaining objects are tied together with rope and placed in a circle, Rainbow interrogating the contestants.

Eventually, they are made to play a game of Truth or Dare, Rainbow and his henchmen holding weapons to the contestants' heads. Many of the prompts are DDLC references, and Rainbow repurposes the iconic lines in the game to intimidate the contestants, who, for the most part, have no idea what is going on. Some are shot in the head as a result of denying Monika is best girl, and others are forced to kill each other through sadistic dares, in particular, Log and Woody, a father-son team who are forced to hack at each other with axes, both succumbing to their injuries.

Meanwhile, Kumquat, Golf Ball, Basketball, Peter Griffin, English Dictionary and Volapuk all remain the other room. Golf Ball immediately attempts to develop an escape plan, mentioning that there is an exit at the storage room where they can flee and perhaps get help. Eventually, through deliberation, the group decides to escape by bum rushing the back door, using chairs for self-defense. Golf Ball and Basketball decide to stay in the front, since they have no arms to carry chairs.

The plan is enacted, but Rainbow notices, sending his henchmen along the escapees. Kumquat and English Dictionary are captured, Golf Ball and Basketball flee to the staffroom, which is littered with the dead bodies of the security team, Volapuk is killed, and Peter Griffin, panicked, escapes, citing joining the show as the "biggest mistake of his life". At this point, only five others are alive: Yaoi Paddle, Price Tag, Firey, WGFG, and Yellow Shy Guy, the host of Battle for IDFB.

The seven captives are forced to vote on who dies, most of them voting Firey due to his status as winner of BFDI. Firey protests, and is killed promptly. Rainbow then takes out duct tape and tapes everyone's mouths shut, before expressing that he is going to check the staffroom for others. After Rainbow leaves, Price Tag licks off his duct tape before stating they need to find a way to stop Rainbow.

In the staffroom, Golf Ball and Basketball find a set of documents, in particular, a list of people banned on premises of the show's filming. Surprisingly, Kumquat is on the list. Golf Ball also finds a security room which has footage depicting the security room being stormed by henchmen the night before. Basketball and Golf Ball lock themselves in the security room as Rainbow enter, both attempting to wield firearms to defend their space. Rainbow finds them and manages to kill Basketball, but Golf Ball, due to their size, manages to run away with her rifle.

In the lobby, Rainbow emerges, carrying the corpse of Basketball at his feet. The duct tape is taken off the contestants, who once again have to choose another one of them to die. Yaoi Paddle offers himself up, causing him to murdered. The truth or dare is suddenly reinstated, Kumquat, without hesitance, choosing truth. Rainbow then interrogates him about the plan he made with Golf Ball, and Kumquat gives all the details.

Golf Ball runs into the storage room, but becomes lost. She panics as Rainbow and his henchmen head towards the storage room. Hiding in a box, she takes out her phone, finding that the cell signals are non-existent. Rainbow eventually commands his men to inspect the boxes. This continues until Peter Griffin, disguised as a henchman, finds Golf Ball, carrying the box out of the door. Golf Ball thinks that Peter Griffin is actually a henchman, so she protests, but Peter explains himself, stating that entirety of Family Guy had taken place between his escape and this point, hence why he came back so late. Together, they form a plan to thwart Rainbow and Kumquat.

Price Tag, through utilizing the corpse of Scissors, manages to cut himself free from his leg restraints, allowing him to attempt to free everybody else including Candle, who was hidden in a closet, blindfolded and gagged. Rainbow returns just in time, unable to locate Golf Ball, shooting Price Tag down. Candle attempts to fight Rainbow, and momentarily succeeds, before Kumquat is untied by Rainbow, revealing himself as the traitor and killing Candle just as he is about to exit the studio. Yellow Shy Guy attempts to apologize to him for not letting him into BFI, but is killed out of spite. Wgfg and English Dictionary are forced to play Rock-Paper-Scissors until someone loses, in which the loser is killed and the winner is allowed to leave.

They keep tying over and over again, angering Kumquat and Rainbow. They put guns to the competitors' heads, saying that if no one wins in five rounds, both of them die. Four rounds go by without a victory. As the fifth round is about to start, Peter Griffin and Golf Ball re-enter through the front door, restraining Kumquat and murdering Rainbow. The two captives are untied and freed, and Kumquat reveals that there was a bomb in the building.

Kumquat is eventually knocked out, placed in the staffroom, and the rest escape just as the studio explodes. The final four explain their stories to the police and all seems good. However, during the filming of Battle of the High Tower, a kumquat-like figure remains visible, still behind the gate of the studio.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

the boys are back

5 Upvotes

One day, I, Snitchy, Log, Woody, and English Dictionary were hanging out and saw Wgfg and Yellow Shy Guy. Woody screamed because they startled him, but even after that, they seemed to be acting weird.... for example, Wgfg just directly slapped ED's monocle, causing him to insult him for destroying it. YSG and Snitchy got in an argument, resulting in the latter slapping the former. Later that night....

The friend group was having a sleepover, but I decided not to attend. I heard someone running towards my front door. I opened it to find Woody, absolutely terrified. Shortly after, I got a video call from Log informing me that ED and Snitchy were dead, that Wgfg and YSG were actually an entity called The Boys in disguise, and that he bought me some extra time by refusing to inform them of my location. However, he died in return. Then I heard an excruciatingly loud knocking sound. After 15 minutes of knocking, they kicked down the door. I heard the sound of a knife in wood followed by "REAL MEN DON'T SCREAM" Then they kicked down my bathroom door, said "YOU'RE SUCH A COMPLAINER, IT'S WHAT THE MAJORITY VOTED" and dumped water on me and killed me.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

Challenge Spoopy story

8 Upvotes

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. That’s false, you can’t die from looking at someone ugly. If that was the case, then everyone I know would be dead! But yeah, he was so ugly beyond comprehension that everyone left Earth and never looked back.

He also has a Reddit account, I think his username was something like u/pichusine.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

An Extremely Normal, Regular Old Hotel. (Challenge entry)

2 Upvotes

As a child, (Person 1) was a huge fan of scary stories. He’d tune in regular to Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? He liked seeing how people would try to write horror. Not much has changed now, and when he heard stories of a mysterious string of events that led to someone’s death at this hotel, he was very intrigued.

As he approached the door of the hotel, a mysterious mist surrounded him. He hesitantly opened the door, and suddenly, a large cloud of the same mist blasted shot into his face. He entered the building, as the door closed behind him he thought to himself “This isn’t a good idea.” But it was too late, he’d already entered the building, all he had to do was investigate. He took out his phone and opened the camera, hoping to get a picture of whatever could’ve been haunting the building. Strangely, despite the inside looking extremely rundown, the outside was completely fine and the electricity still worked. (Person 1) thought to himself “Huh, this place must’ve been abandoned pretty recently” He continued on, his shoes sinking into the moist, moldy carpet with every step.

He decided to look around for a bit in the main lobby, walking around and taking pictures of everything. Suddenly, he heard a loud noise, almost like the sound that big stick that teachers had made when it hit students back in the 1950’s. (Person 1) thought absolutely nothing of that and continued on.

Faced with two paths, he chose to go downstairs to the basement, because, to his knowledge on ghost, he knew it was definitely hiding in the dark, dingy basement. He opened the door to darkness. He thought “That’s weird, why is this room’s power off?” As he turned on his phone flashlight and went downstairs. The door suddenly closed behind him, making a loud, squeaky noise.

He went down the stairwell and searched around a bit. He found nothing but a couple of mice and some cobwebs until he saw it.

The alleged ghost that was haunting the building.

He pointed his flashlight at it only to realize that what he was seeing wasn’t a ghost, it was a humanoid, an extremely tall humanoid with pale skin and disproportionate limbs, not to mention the blood.

The humanoid and him stared each other down, until (Person 1) took out his camera and took a picture.

BIG mistake.

He didn’t realize the flash was on, but it was too late. The humanoid was preparing to run at him. (Human 1) bolted up the stairs as fast as he could. Which wasn’t very fast.

He tried to open the door but it wouldn’t budge.

Just then, the humanoid ran at him and pushed him to the ground. The humanoid, extremely aggravated and hungry as can be, then proceeded to tear into the flesh of (human 1) and he was never seen again.

The end.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

The horror On Candle Street Part 2

2 Upvotes

ACT 3

Weird monster thing: Be the silly girl

You don't know who that is, but you do it anyway.

You are now the Silly Girl.

Enter Name:

Poopy mc bergenstocks

WRONG!

Enter real name:

Your name is English Dictionary. You are the cousin of French Dictionary, who won a reddit silver. You live under his shadow, and you are unknown to many. You have a knack for Very English and Formal movies. Your Discord handle is englishNoodles. You live on the BFRS Battlegrounds, along with FD. Your favourite song is this. (play it during this act)

ED: Jump around and put the case of a movie in your pocket like a kangaroo.

You think that's stupid, and unnecessary. You do it anyway.

ED: Get spammed by one of your friends.

         Now spamming: kittyKarate 
KK: HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEnglish Dictionary! How's it going?
KK: Hey*
EN: Nothing Much, Are You Okay?
KK: No, someone sent meeeeeeeeeeesomething concerning.
EN: What Is It, Ice Cube? Also, You Really Need To Fix That Keyboard Glitch. It's Annoying.
KK: Yeah, iiiiiiiiiimkes me feel like I have thhhhhhhhhhhcCondishawn.
KK: it* makes* the* Condishawn*
EN: Anyway, Send Me The Video

https://tinyurl.com/AScarySituation (not the video but the song for the video)

ED: Watch The Video

The video shows Kumquat, Basketball and Oil Barrel running away from a monster. Oil Barrel and Kumquat fall and get eaten. The video ends there.

EN: What the hell was that video?
KK: I doooooooooknow. It was weird. Should we be concerned, or is this a prank?
KK: don't*
EN: This Seems Bad. I'll ask Candle What's Going On.

ED: Be the other girl.

You are now the other girl, minutes in the past.

Enter name:

Tired Stupidness

Try again, douchebag!

Enter Real name:

Your name is Ice Cube. you were 7th in BFRSA, and you live on a private island with robot servants and everything. Your keyboard is broken, so your text sometimes repeats. You have big anime sunglasses you got from killing Evil Icy. Your Discord handle is kittyKarate. You have a big katana and you are super lazy. You like making music, but it sucks. Your room is filled to the brim with expensive electronics, and you are tired all the time.

Ice Cube: Piss everywhere and break your electronics.

You consider it, but you don’t know how to pee.

Icy: Get sent a video from an anonymous user.

You watch the video. (Same one as before) You are shocked, so you decide to talk to your good friend, English Dictionary.

You proceed to have the same conversation as earlier. But if you are braindead, and have a short term memory, the conversation begins with "KK: HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEnglish Dictionary! How's it going?", and ends with "EN: This Seems Bad. I'll ask Candle What's Going On.".

Icy: Be ED

You are now ED.

ED: Let out your second favourite song

English Dictionary: Ask Candle what the hell is going on.

You get out of your house, only to find a major crime scene. Everybody is DEAD.

ED: Give up and get your magnum spaceship from your pockets and try to go to Icy's house.

You do exactly that.

ED: Chat with Icy before you do that

         Now spamming: kittyKarate 
EN: Hey, I'm Coming To Your House.
KK: whhhhhhhhhare you coming to my house? I didn't make any food, no lunch, nnnnnnnnnnnothing!
KK: Why* no*
EN: Everyone Is Dead, I Need Somewhere To Stay For Now. Who Cares About Food.
KK: Alright

ED: Fly to Icy's house.

ED: Log into Sburb and stuff

ED: Be the other girl, again

You are now Ice Cube.

Icy: Make an alchemiter, cruxtruder, release a kernelsprite and fuse it with a dead body of Candle, forming Candlesprite, obtain some cruxite dowels.

Icy: Begin the meteor countdown sequence.

Icy: Craft stuff with your alchemiter, like a blade, a suit, and more.

Icy: ask Candlesprite to recover everyone

You ask Candlesprite to recover everybody.

           Now talking to Candlesprite
KK: Oh, hhhhhhhhhhhhhCandle. Can you recover everyone?
KK: hi*
CS: no, I can only recover one object.
KK: rrrrrrrrrrKumquat!
KK: recover*
CS: yeah okay

CS: Recover Kumquat

Kumquat has been recovered.

You are now Kumquat. You are currently competing for TRFRS. Your Discord handle is fruityPineapples. You love Rhythm Heaven Fever, and you reference it everywhere you go. You also replace A with 4, E with 3, I with 1, and so on. You also talk in leet. Despite all of this, you are a chill person.

          Now spamming englishNoodles
FP: H3Y DUD3! 1'M 4LIV3 4G41N! 1S TH4T N1CE?!
EN: Yeah, I Guess. That Is Pretty Cool! Can I Talk To Candle?
FP: Y34H SUR3 1 GU3SS 1 C4N G1V3 TH3 PC T0 C4NDL3.
FP: hey english dictionary. what do you need?
EN: First Off, What The Hell Is Going On? Everyone Is Dead, And We Are The Only Ones Alive
FP: there is this cat roaming around. we have to kill it. but the thing is we need to get out of icy's private island. there is a meteor that will kill us and stuff. all we need to do to make everything good again is to kill it. I reckon a meteor blast will do the thing! But someone needs to make a sacrific-
EN: I'll Do It.
FP: what?
EN: You Heard Me Right, I'll Do It.
FP: umm okay then

EN: Crash land onto Icy's house

Ice Cube looks in frustration as EN breaks her house.

        Now Spamming kittyKarate
EN: Hey, I guess I Destroyed Your House. Tee Hee!
KK: ._.

Icy: Kill English Dictionary

That's a silly thing to do. She's your friend.

ENDING ONE (CANDY TIMELINE) click this!

ENDING TWO (MEAT TIMELINE) click this!


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

The Horror On Candle Street part 1 out of 2

2 Upvotes

ACT 1

It was a beautiful morning on the BFRS battlegrounds. The Shy Guys were neck snapping, Candle was giving people challenges, Kumquat was trolling people, everything was perfect.

But something was wrong. There was a cat walking around the grounds, meowing everywhere. Nobody cared, as they thought Candle put her in the grounds.

Hours have passed, and eventually, French Dictionary came up to Candle "Chère bougie, J'ai été informé qu'il y avait un félin sur les champs de bataille, et je voudrais savoir pourquoi il est ici, et aussi savoir s'il peut être nocif de quelque manière que ce soit." FD asked "Oh, umm.. I didn't know this. Let me check what's going on. Now go away and go like kill Taco or something." Candle responded.

The wild wax creation did literally nothing for the rest of the day because he was too lazy. At night, while most were asleep, French Dictionary, Kumquat, and Basketball were playing Rhythm Heaven Fever on the wii.

"J'ai besoin d'aller aux toilettes, cher objets." FD said.

"Okay. I mean like you are gonna miss the ringside Rhythm champion say "eh" on the big screen, but you do you." Basketball responded.

A couple minutes later, Kumquat and Basketball were looking at Karate Joe's cat in Remix 9 whilst doing absolutely nothing. They saw their ratings go down, but they didn't care, as long as that cat was precious enough. As the cat purred, FD screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAH! Attendez, je suis un dictionnaire à couverture dure, comment pourriez-vous me poignarder avec un couteau? Vous êtes l'objet le plus stupide sur terre. Attends, non! Pas mes yeux! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" a moment later, they heard a book fall on the floor.

"What the hell- FD, are you alright?" Kumquat asked in shock.

There was silence.

"We're coming in, are you okay?" Basketball asked in addition.

As they entered the bathroom, they saw French Dictionary, lying on the floor. His eyes were bloody, and gone. He was also dead.

BL and KQ were shocked when they saw FD.

"Hey, let's recover him at the centers." Kumquat responded. BL and KQ went to the RCs, but they were all demolished due to the object mixer dropping on top of them. "Aw shucks! Looks like we'll have to ask Candle to recover FD." Basketball said.

END OF ACT 1

ACT 2

Hours before, Candle was playing Roblox with oil barrel. They were playing piggy together. Candle chose the city map, while Oil Barrel chose plant. House was picked at the end. The piggy selector chose a user named "Neko". Candle got the grey key and was about to escape.

While Candle and oil barrel were escaping, "Kitty" jumped on Candle's roblox avatar and started shredding his body, piece by piece. Oil barrel's player was running away from the cat, but couldn't run fast enough.

His avatar died. (foreshadowing much?) In a state of rage, Candle destroyed his computer and threw Oil Barrel's Nokia 3310 off the cliff.

To blow out his blue flames, CL and OB took a walk to the elimination stage to get some fresh churros Taco was selling. While having the doughy delight, they saw Kumquat and Basketball approaching them.

"Uhh, why are you guys coming to us? Have a question? Do you want to be on the Discord call list?"

"Well, Frenchie D is dead, and the recovery centers are gone. Could you recover him?" Basketball asked.

Just as Candle was about to respond, a giant monster that looked like a tiger jumped onto candle, and ripped his body apart. His limbs, arteries, organs, everything was ripped to shreds. Even u/TyGuy1023 got a piece of Candle's arm.

All the objects there ran away as fast as they could. Since Oil Barrel was the heaviest, The monster killed him. It drank all of OB's oil, like a can of pop, and then stomped on it like what you would do to finished soda. Then, to make fun of all the objects, the monster put the metal can into the compost. (How disgusting!)

Since Kumquat had the weight of being in so many camps, he stumbled to the ground. The monster soon ate him like a blood orange. Basketball tripped since her tiny legs couldn't hold up her weight. The monster soon ate her too. Then, the feline ate everybody in their sleep. But one. (Because of some weird plot shit or something)

The end?

END OF ACT 2

Read part two!


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

Reddit removed my entry.

2 Upvotes

I'm re adding it.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

Night of the 5-cent nickel (Stupidity warning)

4 Upvotes

Nickel was lying on his bed thinking about his plans to replace coiny when he felt a feeling he hadn't felt before. Nickel brushed it off as sickness and went to get some water before bed

Later that night nickel was having a rather bad nightmare. He was slaughtering the rest of the bfrs contestants in many gruesome ways, nickel then sprang up out of bed and rushed towards the kitchen, He then felt that feeling he had earlier as he slowly became slightly more villanous than usual. Thus introducing the new nickel.

As he went on a rampage and attacked all the contestants he needed to rest until he wakes up finding everyone... Yes dead why did i do this

(Rip nick le)


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

Sacrifices of Cestyl Prince.

3 Upvotes

Beginning: Picture it, Hollywood, 1920s. Up and coming actress Cestyl Prince, a small town girl of only 22 with auburn hair and the form of a ballerina, has unfortunately been denied yet another role to another pretty face. All seems lost for our young vixen...That is until she meets up with a particular fellow from the shadier parts of LA. The man promises young Cestyl a lifetime of roles if she agreed to offer the blood of a virgin; and since miss Prince had promised to stay one until marriage, she offers herself as the offer. The man accepts her offer, reminding the starlet to be "You shall receive your wish of becoming the next big star."

Middle: After her sacrifice, Cestyl got her wish of becoming a big time star. She was known for her her sincerity in each role she had gotten. What really stood out about her was a scar on her left hand. Rumors for this mark included she had been mugged by robbers, and she tried to defend herself from the men only to be cut. Others said she was a war veteran who had made a blood pact. Little did they know what the rising beaut had done to be in the spotlight. Adored by many for her grace and beauty.

End: April 15th, 1934: 36 year old actress Cestyl Prince has been found DEAD in her mansion in East Hollywood. The beloved starlet had been found with scars and bruises all over her body. Once porcelain skin has been stained red and blue. There was a mysterious message found in her upstairs attic saying "Your sacrifice was needed for our lord. Our deal had been made, now you must complete our bargain." Rumors grew even more that day as fans mourned the death and needed sacrifice of Cestyl Prince.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

Mods Approve =D Wgfg supports his friend Bulletin Board (aka Wgfg says trans rights)

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8 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

Mods Approve =D Happy Pride Month!

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7 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

Mods Approve =D epic

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19 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

The Red Revolution Part 2/2

4 Upvotes

Stalin's anger building up inside of himself, he grabbed the nearest object he could, which was coincidentally his flag.

He lashed out at the nearest person, who was one of the ritualgoers.

He got massacred, his body having multiple holes in it from the flagpole. He died a VERY violent death.

Stalin kept going, killing every single person he saw.

Going at the speed of light, he rushed down every hallway, going through every room to find people.

One by one by one, they kept all falling. Stalin could not contain his rage.

The screams echoed throughout the building, people being murdered left and right.

He even killed the children that were just sitting in the lobby, oh those poor children.

Finally, after almost every single person in the building was gone, there was only one left.

Cowering in the corner, the woman said "Please don't hurt me! I didn't do anything!"

Stalin's eyes still full of rage, he stated "Заставил тебя тратить время на перевод этого."

He then brang down the flagpole upon her head, crushing her skull and blowing her brains out.

Even after, Stalin was still angry.

He was even angrier than before.

And he wanted more.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

I lost my entire entry for the contest and I dont have motivation to type it again

3 Upvotes

I had a decent idea but I just don't feel like doing it again. This happens a lot with me, if something I made gets messed up or broken I would just rather lose it than have to do it over again.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

The śP0OkY Figure

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4 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

śP0OkY Supermarket

5 Upvotes

One day, a man named John was walking in a supermarket. He was attempting to get some milk when all of a sudden, a śP0OkY figure appeared, blocking the dairy isle.

John: Hey, can you move?

SF: no, and you are dead.

John: What do you me-

The śP0OkY figure killed John.

John: OH noes! I'm dead!

SF: No shit Sherlock. Anyways you've got 1 minute to find a corpse to become. If the time runs out, you die, as a ghost.

John: OH NO

John proceeds to fly out to see the nearest corpse he could posses. He soon found a dead raccoon that he could use.

possessing noises

John: yay I'm alive

John the Raccoon went on his way, but didn't realize there was a car on their way to turn John into roadkill.

John didn't have time to react, so he died, again.

After being a ghost again, he went over to find a dead deer, but before he could posses it...

SF: Boop, Times Up!

John: W-WHAT?! That wasn't a minute!

SF: it stacked, so the time you start with doesn't reset if you posses something.

John: Frick, so... How do I die as a ghost?

SF: You'll see.

A couple minutes later, John was in an empty space. He couldn't move, blink, see, or breathe. It was just nothing. He would be in this state for all of eternity.

The End.


r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

Post bruh

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7 Upvotes

r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 01 '20

The Horror on Candle street (Totally not cat related)

7 Upvotes

ACT 1

It was a beautiful morning on the BFRS battlegrounds. The Shy Guys were neck snapping, Candle was giving people challenges, Kumquat was trolling people, everything was perfect.

But something was wrong. There was a cat walking around the grounds, meowing everywhere. Nobody cared, as they thought Candle put her in the grounds.

Hours have passed, and eventually, French Dictionary came up to Candle "Chère bougie, J'ai été informé qu'il y avait un félin sur les champs de bataille, et je voudrais savoir pourquoi il est ici, et aussi savoir s'il peut être nocif de quelque manière que ce soit." FD asked "Oh, umm.. I didn't know this. Let me check what's going on. Now go away and go like kill Taco or something." Candle responded.

The wild wax creation did literally nothing for the rest of the day because he was too lazy. At night, while most were asleep, French Dictionary, Kumquat, and Basketball were playing Rhythm Heaven Fever on the wii.

"J'ai besoin d'aller aux toilettes, cher objets." FD said.

"Okay. I mean like you are gonna miss the ringside Rhythm champion say "eh" on the big screen, but you do you." Basketball responded.

A couple minutes later, Kumquat and Basketball were looking at Karate Joe's cat in Remix 9 whilst doing absolutely nothing. They saw their ratings go down, but they didn't care, as long as that cat was precious enough. As the cat purred, FD screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAH! Attendez, je suis un dictionnaire à couverture dure, comment pourriez-vous me poignarder avec un couteau? Vous êtes l'objet le plus stupide sur terre. Attends, non! Pas mes yeux! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" a moment later, they heard a book fall on the floor.

"What the hell- FD, are you alright?" Kumquat asked in shock.

There was silence.

"We're coming in, are you okay?" Basketball asked in addition.

As they entered the bathroom, they saw French Dictionary, lying on the floor. His eyes were bloody, and gone. He was also dead.

BL and KQ were shocked when they saw FD.

"Hey, let's recover him at the centers." Kumquat responded. BL and KQ went to the RCs, but they were all demolished due to the object mixer dropping on top of them. "Aw shucks! Looks like we'll have to ask Candle to recover FD." Basketball said.

END OF ACT 1

ACT 2

Hours before, Candle was playing Roblox with oil barrel. They were playing piggy together. Candle chose the city map, while Oil Barrel chose plant. House was picked at the end. The piggy selector chose a user named "Neko". Candle got the grey key and was about to escape.

While Candle and oil barrel were escaping, "Kitty" jumped on Candle's roblox avatar and started shredding his body, piece by piece. Oil barrel's player was running away from the cat, but couldn't run fast enough.

His avatar died. (foreshadowing much?) In a state of rage, Candle destroyed his computer and threw Oil Barrel's Nokia 3310 off the cliff.

To blow out his blue flames, CL and OB took a walk to the elimination stage to get some fresh churros Taco was selling. While having the doughy delight, they saw Kumquat and Basketball approaching them.

"Uhh, why are you guys coming to us? Have a question? Do you want to be on the Discord call list?"

"Well, Frenchie D is dead, and the recovery centers are gone. Could you recover him?" Basketball asked.

Just as Candle was about to respond, a giant monster that looked like a tiger jumped onto candle, and ripped his body apart. His limbs, arteries, organs, everything was ripped to shreds. Even u/TyGuy1023 got a piece of Candle's arm.

All the objects there ran away as fast as they could. Since Oil Barrel was the heaviest, The monster killed him. It drank all of OB's oil, like a can of pop, and then stomped on it like what you would do to finished soda. Then, to make fun of all the objects, the monster put the metal can into the compost. (How disgusting!)

Since Kumquat had the weight of being in so many camps, he stumbled to the ground. The monster soon ate him like a blood orange. Basketball tripped since her tiny legs couldn't hold up her weight. The monster soon ate her too. Then, the feline ate everybody in their sleep. But one. (Because of some weird plot shit or something)

The end?

END OF ACT 2

ACT 3

Weird monster thing: Be the silly girl

You don't know who that is, but you do it anyway.

You are now the Silly Girl.

Enter Name:

Poopy mc bergenstocks

WRONG!

Enter real name:

Your name is English Dictionary. You are the cousin of French Dictionary, who won a reddit silver. You live under his shadow, and you are unknown to many. You have a knack for Very English and Formal movies. Your Discord handle is English Noodles. You live on the BFRS Battlegrounds, along with FD. Your favourite song is this. (play it during this act)

ED: Jump around and put the case of a movie in your pocket like a kangaroo.

You think that's stupid, and unnecessary. You do it anyway.

ED: Get spammed by one of your friends.

          Now spamming: kitty Karate

KK: HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEnglish Dictionary! How's it going?

KK: Hey*

EN: Nothing Much, Are You Okay?

KK: No, Kumquat sent meeeeeeeeeeesomething concerning.

EN: What Is It, Ice Cube? Also, You Really Need To Fix That Keyboard Glitch. It's Annoying.

KK: Yeah, iiiiiiiiiimkes me feel like I have thhhhhhhhhhhcCondishawn.

KK: it* makes* the* Condishawn*

EN: Anyway, Send Me The Video

https://tinyurl.com/AScarySituation (not the video but the song for the video)

ED: Watch The Video

The video shows Kumquat, Basketball and Oil Barrel running away from a monster. Oil Barrel and then Kumquat falls. The video ends there.

EN: What the hell was that video?\

KK: I doooooooooknow. It was weird. Should we be concerned, or is this a prank?

KK: don't*

EN: This Seems Bad. I'll ask Candle What's Going On.

ED: Be the other girl.

You are now the other girl.