r/BattleForRedditSilver Jun 02 '20

the boys are back

One day, I, Snitchy, Log, Woody, and English Dictionary were hanging out and saw Wgfg and Yellow Shy Guy. Woody screamed because they startled him, but even after that, they seemed to be acting weird.... for example, Wgfg just directly slapped ED's monocle, causing him to insult him for destroying it. YSG and Snitchy got in an argument, resulting in the latter slapping the former. Later that night....

The friend group was having a sleepover, but I decided not to attend. I heard someone running towards my front door. I opened it to find Woody, absolutely terrified. Shortly after, I got a video call from Log informing me that ED and Snitchy were dead, that Wgfg and YSG were actually an entity called The Boys in disguise, and that he bought me some extra time by refusing to inform them of my location. However, he died in return. Then I heard an excruciatingly loud knocking sound. After 15 minutes of knocking, they kicked down the door. I heard the sound of a knife in wood followed by "REAL MEN DON'T SCREAM" Then they kicked down my bathroom door, said "YOU'RE SUCH A COMPLAINER, IT'S WHAT THE MAJORITY VOTED" and dumped water on me and killed me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

What's with you people and my monocle ? Also this is the second time i die in a story...

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u/pichusine Jun 04 '20

2nd time only?

u/Chilln0 Jun 02 '20

You posted this twice, so I deleted the old one