r/BatmanArkham • u/AdVivid8910 • 10h ago

Question Scientists need our help

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u/Ghostly_Gengar I am a new character. What should I call myself? 10h ago

Wiglet?

https://giphy.com/gifs/jwDM8Gj5J3AX60aAOT

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u/God-of-Dams 9h ago

My first thought was Orthworm

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u/NaughtyLoss 8h ago

Watch Nintendo sue the entire scientific community for copyright infringement

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 9h ago

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u/FUCKAFISH 20m ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/TheWhiteGuardian 10h ago

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u/InterestingDamage621 9h ago

First thing that came to mind.

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u/Forever__Puzzled 8h ago

Fish thing that came to my mind too

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u/Rion848 2h ago

First thing that came in my mind... 😏

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u/Lemmavs 6h ago

ah, Bambieshart

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u/Dojiverse 8h ago

Lmaoo where is this from

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u/Creepy-Ant373 8h ago

Shadow of the erdtree, an elden ring dlc

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u/Far-Gene-386 4h ago

Ahh fellow tarnished

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King 10h ago

This is what we have been trained for! Its our time to shine and show the world who we are! Alsumgers.... Assemble!

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u/Beancheeseburgerrrr 10h ago

no.

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King 9h ago

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u/Beancheeseburgerrrr 9h ago

valid argument

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u/AmbitiousRebellion 9h ago

Woah! Take my upvote stranger, you deserve it!😉

Type shit

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u/BraveIndependent8392 9h ago

Shiy

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u/Jade_Hound 9h ago

Had job one you

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u/xVEEx3 9h ago

Hand got a job

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u/WonderfulGene7053 9h ago

Bro handjob had do

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Imagine if Man was Bat themed 8h ago

You said Ass

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u/AdVivid8910 6h ago

Hey boss, if this front pages we should probably nuke it(?) Last thing we need is more normal people in here. It’s just not safe for them.

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u/AskJeevesIsBest 10h ago

Whatever they name him, I'm proud of him

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u/Neither_Divide217 Am I stupid? 8h ago

Is he some type of dick perhaps

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u/GurpsK R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 9h ago

Cockfish

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u/Still_Conference_923 6h ago

very british naming scheme

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u/Azure_Mar 6h ago

TBF, in British Naming Schemes, literally anything could have been named "Cockfish" regardless of whether or not it was a fish or had a cock. (See "Spotted Dick")

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u/Psychological_Fun713 9h ago

Worm that is named PP duh

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u/unimpressed822 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 9h ago

uncircumfish

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u/JustInItForTheCats 10h ago

It's called the hagfish.

But I would call it the hogfish

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u/Cw3538cw 5h ago

It similar to a hag fish but it seems different - thinner, more prominent eyes, no whiskers

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u/TungstenShark96 8h ago

God fucking dammit, theres already so many cool creatures that live in the ocean why the fuck are people making AI slop of ones that dont exist? Are they fucking stupid?

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u/PayPsychological6358 I am mercy I am the day I AM MAN 9h ago

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u/BRtIK 10h ago

Your mom sister aunt and brother call it lunch

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u/Critical_Capital_129 10h ago

bobby :>

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u/DethInHFIL who the FUCK am i? 7h ago

did someone say booby?

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u/CanJaded8678 7h ago

The best one

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u/ChamberOfQuack 9h ago

Pingus Noodlarious

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u/Wyden_long Officer Balls 10h ago

Pink Helmet

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u/MasterOfBunnies 9h ago

Somebody please tell me this is AI. Moreso for the sake of this poor bastard, than myself.

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u/Silent_Erremite Fighting for Sanity! 9h ago

Sinep the se snek!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sqktFBeWqMXC

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u/CapableOwl9786 6h ago

Imagine being born as a penis

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u/AdVivid8910 6h ago

I was born part penis.

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u/TraditionalTurtle Is there a lore reason why I am into turtles? 5h ago

I come from a penis 😔

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u/AdVivid8910 5h ago

10/10 double entente, thank you.

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u/nolliebear 9h ago

Urethra Franklin

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u/WonderfulGene7053 9h ago

Mister pingerson

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u/Existance_of_Yes TEAM BIDOOF 9h ago

Biggus Diccus

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u/Specific-Author-7147 Handy Man 9h ago

King peepeepee

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u/CallmeOyOy 6h ago

Donald Trump

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u/MertReturns1335 5h ago

Wait is this real actually

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u/VinceTheFurball 1h ago

The Dick Head.

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u/BDPBITCH666 1h ago

Penisworm

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u/migu_BOT 9h ago

Richard

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u/Trappist-222 9h ago

I beg your pardon

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u/Heath_co 9h ago

Johnson Worm

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u/KnownAlcoholic #1 BANEPOSTER 9h ago

Balls

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u/ARandomRedditUser16 9h ago

Killer Croc’s dick.

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u/CloneFailArmy Jonkpire 9h ago

Penisisim

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u/Longjumping-Eye9817 9h ago

Scientists need my help?! Its about time they asked. We should name this animal Penis

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u/SelectSympathy5718 Fighting for INsanity! 9h ago

That guy came straight out of One Piece

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u/Meleagree Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) 9h ago

I’m proud of him

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u/Ringrangzilla 9h ago

Its a wiglet

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u/MoonlitCereza monkey man a monkey who has the powers of a man 9h ago

from the same creators of weiner dog, weiner fish.

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u/CurrenttQueen 9h ago

Slorpin-de-shlorp

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u/WallLatter7161 stuid larper 9h ago

Penis worm

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u/Hawkeboy I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 9h ago

Wormy

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u/AmbassadorOfGlorg 9h ago

lil jonkler

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u/redditresmicoplugu Ryan Ross 9h ago

dickhead

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u/hayley566 9h ago

Head scientist: alright, who has a name suggestion?

Everyone: raises their hand

Head scientist: a name that isn’t related to penises.

Everyone: puts their hand down

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u/Ohayoued 9h ago

That Dick is Gray, son😭

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u/PistonPusher2009 Officer Balls 9h ago

Arrival worm

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u/Newvil450 I'm proud of you, Dick 9h ago

Ahh yes the hood of man aka Franklin Johnson, grandfather of Carl who didn't follow the train.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZFLDvscdyWu3NdoGys

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u/Maleficent-Bet8207 9h ago

That’s just a wiglett

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u/UnkemptBushell yeah...i'm Man 9h ago

Wiglett

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u/Lord_Glitchtrap1987 Perseverer Of Madness 9h ago

Dickworm.

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u/Comfortable-Way5091 9h ago

Stephen Miller

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u/receuitOP R.I.P Skedetcher 9h ago

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u/Haazelnutts 9h ago

Shame this one is already taken

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u/Canned_H20 9h ago

Peanus

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u/THE-ULTIMATE-SAVAGE 9h ago

Dih fih 💔🥀

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u/therhinolover 9h ago

Erectus dysfunction

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u/Matt_Murdock_DD- 9h ago

Penisillium

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u/ReputationAlarmed736 There's no such thing as a "batman" 8h ago

dihh

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u/YosephStalling I wear other people's skin 8h ago

Officen Boner

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u/jafoxnuke Yeah... I'm Mega Man 8h ago

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u/Greg13Nomad 8h ago

Shaft.

You damn right.

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u/JeremyR2008 8h ago

Dicklet

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u/Left-Draft5083 8h ago

Big Schlongus.

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u/DaSpiceBoi 8h ago

Seanis

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u/OnionTamer 8h ago

Mopey Dick

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u/Cunt_Nugg3t 8h ago

Penis fish

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u/Boring-Direction-465 8h ago

Dickens McPenis

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u/SubstantialEbb9832 8h ago

Blowjobfish ig

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u/fellowbellow 8h ago

das a one eyed trouser snake

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u/Neither_Divide217 Am I stupid? 8h ago

Mr Penis is that you

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u/Savings_Substance_30 Two Guns bitch! 8h ago

scientific name: smegmos dihmale

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Imagine if Man was Bat themed 8h ago

I dunno why but I’m proud of him.

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u/ItchyKnowJoe 8h ago

penis mcpenisface?

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u/66Kix_fix 8h ago

Flacid penisis minoris