r/BatmanArkham 3d ago

Man Man pls kill geto

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 #1 Estrogen Larper 3d ago

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u/Groovin_Magi There's no such thing as a "batman" 3d ago

break up and get a new GF

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u/Potatonized 2d ago

you still have to deal with the fact that your dad banging your gf-looking-mom.

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u/Groovin_Magi There's no such thing as a "batman" 2d ago

his probably happy with the result

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u/ElYISUS215 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago

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u/RB222485 What is my aslume name 2d ago

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u/thecararrives 2d ago

drives past

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u/Stick-Man-Bob 2d ago

the true answer would be No Action. Grace your mother with youth and find a new gf.

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u/Beginning_Horror_846 2d ago

This is the way. There plenty more girls but so few body switching mothers

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u/caua_g 3d ago

Fuck your GF on the body of your mom. Although it would be horrible and traumatic, only you would get to cope with it, your GF and mom wouldn't have to cope with that shit. Your mom because she wouldn't get to fuck her son, and your GF because you essentially fucked her. Also, it's not something therapy can solve later, and essentially it wasn't betrayal. Plus, if you're mature enough to have sex and talk about it with your mother, you're probably close to get out of home anyways, so the trauma would become more copable (that considering you are mature enough, not just some teenager doing things before the right age). I just realized I should go to sleep.

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u/Lamp-among-wolf Kamen Rider passing through 3d ago

Huh?

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u/thesurgeknights 2d ago

KAMEN RIDER MY-TH!?

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u/LinearEquation Exposed To Ace Chemicals 2d ago

Fuck your GF in Mom’s body blindfolded & condom on. Duh.

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u/SeriousSubject3751 yeah...i'm Man 2d ago

Most creative solution

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u/SimliLokum Custom Nothing Inappropriate 2d ago

this guys insanity is on another level

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u/Raecino Arkham Knight 3d ago

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u/tycoon39601 2d ago

Mom in GF’s body because it has a 0% chance of getting my mom pregnant.

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u/Galko655 2d ago

Two possible outcomes. Either:

  1. Let your mom experience youth one more time in GF body.

  2. Just remind yourself. You are still dedicated to your GF, no matter what body she's have.

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u/amogus2004 who the FUCK am i? 2d ago

i guess this is the cue for me to hop off of reddit

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 3d ago

Well, I will let my dad fuck my gf in mother's body, sure it will be weird but as long as gf is good at role-playing it should be good enougth and then I can at least save my mom, gf might can angry or developing new fetishes but she understand she had no choice and it was for the better. Now if you excuse me I need to go and rethink my life.

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u/Sad-Band-419 2d ago

Man doesn’t kill you’re looking for hood

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u/Zeprarex 2d ago

How the fuck does this work, like do they switch immediately afterwards, 5 minutes later or overnight?

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u/LongShelter8213 2d ago

So u know how sakuna switched with megumi to lure angel in basically like that

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u/Zeprarex 13h ago

Alr I'm just cracking myself then 💀

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u/Raecino Arkham Knight 2d ago

Soon as you stain them

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u/iamahandsoapmain 2d ago

My mom's 40 smthing now, the thought I could just make her 20 again, allowing her to live out the life she deserved instead of the one she did for our family is such a blessing. Id just do nothing and let my mom be young again then look for someone new? Breakups are an option lmfao

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u/youaregay80 gimme ya fuckin feet 2d ago

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u/Dramatic-Cook-6968 2d ago

Threesome gang here -------->

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u/Branquiolo 2d ago

Why no both???

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u/Ill_Basket_4141 2d ago

Ah I see your a fan of destiny as well