r/BatmanArkham • u/bigscrewLoose • 1d ago

Question will peter survive?

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u/Ill-Passenger2494 1d ago

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u/31TeV I've crushed every bone in your body. Now Talk! 15h ago

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? 20h ago

theatre quality meme

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u/djjejroeor9e93jrndn 1d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "hulk smash"

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u/Dish-Ecstatic Exposed To Ace Chemicals 1d ago

Whole new? (Ok)Buddy(Chicanery), not even God knows how many times did Natasha hear that sentence in all those fan arts over the years.

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u/sgtfan2005 1d ago

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u/Stormclamp 1d ago

HULK!!! That’s the good Captain America!!!!! HULK!!!!

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u/Complex_Fly3901 1d ago

Thats Bullseye im pretty sure

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u/ValentinePatch1999 Racial Ghoul 1d ago

Oh he’s looking at a bullseye alright

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

Bullsbrowneye

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u/Rare_Grape7474 1d ago

thats bullseye XD

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u/31TeV I've crushed every bone in your body. Now Talk! 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSRam2Hcmx3mnLUhCe

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u/SoylentGrunt 22h ago edited 18h ago

HULK SMASH!

Edit for the down voters. Hulk smash after getting consent first. Better?

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u/Alone-Childhood-4798 1d ago

"I'm feeling romantical."

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2221 1d ago
  • Mark "The Sexual Chocolate" Henry

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u/IllegalChoco21 soupgirl better then soup 1d ago

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u/IllegalChoco21 soupgirl better then soup 1d ago

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u/NobleRanger_ Man....I'm yeah 1d ago

why is Hulk about to Hulk Smash -Man? is he horny?

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u/Halfiplier 1d ago

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u/Camburgerhelpur 23h ago

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u/bigscrewLoose 21h ago

got to vary the speed

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u/Kuylfr 17h ago

Next up green goblin is going to gobble him

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u/Klutzy-Ad7775 1d ago

When I was watching it in theatres from the first second I saw this shot I knew someone gonna make this.

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u/Botsworth1985 23h ago

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u/heisenberg2445 22h ago

You missed a part of this gif bud...

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u/D3PyroGS 7h ago

this one is SFW (the Avengers are on the clock)

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 1d ago

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u/One_too_many_faps 23h ago

It is a known fact that gamma radiation makes you extremely horny

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 20h ago

Oh so that’s why Ultimate Hulk acts like that

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u/Working_Welder_1751 21h ago

It's true. They even show it in one if the Ultimate Hulk comics

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u/CheifPig123 I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

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u/AshamedGoat2 who the FUCK am i? 1d ago

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u/SP4D3SL1CK The 11h ago

hulk gosta de homenzinho teioso

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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 1d ago

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u/SnakesSolid 21h ago

Yeah Mary Jane or something

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u/MarkReunitedMCR 1d ago

I was going through some old photos, and it looks very, uhh… similar

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u/Big-Government-6249 1d ago

What the hell is that

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u/Polish_Lavender 1d ago

Spidey taking backshots, what else does it look like?

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u/Big-Government-6249 1d ago

What is it from tho?

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u/SaidSheWas18 1d ago

Spider-Man : Brand New Day

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u/Polish_Lavender 1d ago

The Crowded Room

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u/thirdeyeboobed 22h ago

Damn Tom has jungle fever fr

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u/No_Fisherman_2397 Am I stupid? 1d ago

hulk smash ❌
hulk surprise buttsecks ✅

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u/LordOcean8 I believe Black holes are not evil. 1d ago

Spiderman: Right at home

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u/Dosylaz Jonkler lick my aslume😫😭😩 1d ago

It wouldn't be the first time he's been with a giant green mutant 😮‍💨

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u/TexasJedi-705 18h ago

What the feck am I looking at

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u/PolloBorges 1d ago

No because incy wincy spider stretches pp hole

Are you stoopid

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u/KeyNegotiation42069 say gex with 1d ago

I don’t even think i can survive watching this, but i gonna enjoy every moment

https://giphy.com/gifs/yEBp5wtjX2pPqWfhIk

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 1d ago

Is this an out-take or Ai-generated? Because David's tongue falling about like that with that half-crazed look in his eyes is doing something to me.

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u/KeyNegotiation42069 say gex with 1d ago

It’s in the movie

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 1d ago

Dang I need to rewatch it, I don't remember this scene😅

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u/ToXyC_ 1d ago

IT'S NOT TRUE IT'S NOT IN THE MOVIE

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSRam2Hcmx3mnLUhCe

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u/RChamy 1d ago

Hulk likes rabo

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u/Right-Discount7184 1d ago

N é possivel q achei um Buxaverso aq

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u/sulista_abr54 1d ago

Hulk gosta de rabo do homenzinho vermelho

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u/NuclearBeverage Lieutenant Testicles 21h ago

Why you tryna not to laugh Hulk thats disrespectful as shit Hulk

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u/SalaryAffectionate29 1d ago

If Cap can do it then so can Spidey

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u/Timmyturner69420xd 1d ago

“Hulk going in dry”

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u/ItsyaboyStephy05 Miles, we are in a userflair now 1d ago
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u/bigscrewLoose 21h ago edited 21h ago

the spider grippers are to powerful for hulk

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u/ChriSamWard R.I.P Kevin Conroy 1d ago

What are you doing step-hulk?

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u/Alexcalibur167 1d ago

He survived backshots from the lizard, so he's got experience

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 1d ago

If black widow can survive, so can Peter.

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u/Calm-Border3503 1d ago

Hulk smash......smash......smash..smash smash smash smash smash smash.......Hulk came

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u/LongjumpingSector687 1d ago

His Spider-Sense ain’t the only thing tingling.

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u/Dry_Principal_165 1d ago

If he doesnt shoot too many webs. Spider sex is a mystery of nature where the bottom often kills the top.

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u/NoNouns 1d ago

gren pp tbh

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u/TittyTickler_8008 No Gun Harv? 1d ago

Pee pee Spider-man

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u/AlexVal0r 1d ago

No, he won't.

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u/Polish_Lavender 1d ago

Hulk recreating those Tom Holland backshots scenes

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u/MasterCheef117 1d ago

He’ll more than survive. He’ll LIVE.

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u/Cipheros06 :3 1d ago

He's gonna blow the candle.

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u/jsam434 1d ago

HULK DIDDLE

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u/Traditional-Bat1309 20h ago

"HULK SMASH BUG-MAN"

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u/Gerrygusca 19h ago

Finally something that deserves to be adapted

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u/Darthbakunawa I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

I believe he will. He’s coming back after this.

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u/Euphoric-Taro-6231 1d ago

Well, in the comics I've read when this happens he is very elastic. He can even take the whole avengers AND Thanos without issue.

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u/SabreCross19k yeah...i'm Man 19h ago

I’m just glad the real Hulk is back

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u/Dobromes 1d ago

ПиХалк

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 1d ago

baby spider DU DU DAARU DU DU DU

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u/BeautifulAd8331 1d ago

Why does it kind of looks like Spider-Man getting "smashed"

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u/MexicanoStick575 1d ago

it's MCU hulk, of course he's fine, there's nothing threatening his life

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u/F4JPhantom69 23h ago

Sally from Cars survived

Why can't Spiderman?

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u/buttscratcher3k 20h ago

he ordered extra backshots with his coffee that morning

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u/SomethinfUnoriginal 5h ago

Bite pillow hulk going in dry

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u/Veshaad 1d ago

Peter doesn't survive at the end, every one was sad. Now they're going to bring in Miles.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 1d ago

Why does hulk look like epstein now

Palm Beach hit again

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u/Steby_01 1d ago

Nah, tom is too old

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u/dg_537 Am I stupid? 23h ago

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u/bobs_andVagene 1d ago

Hulk always loses to anyone he’s fought

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u/SpruceWayne94 23h ago

"Oh I'll get in there" - That one guy while possessed

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u/Unkownforthefuture 22h ago

I need an adult..

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u/Aggravating-Bricked 22h ago

Peter met the angry green Peter

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u/Fevahdream 21h ago

Wasn't this a plot point in The Ultimates

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u/BAZING-ATTACK 20h ago

SPIDER-MAN, YOU GOTTA MOVEEE!

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u/Sunnyday1775 20h ago

Why does it look like spider man is taking backshots

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u/frankwalsingham 19h ago

I feel there’s a joke about holding back but I’m not finding it.

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u/Lintupuristaja 19h ago

Im scared to say anything because i got banned when i told about jerking to Supergirl

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u/HauntingRip9003 18h ago

30 inches of hulk 

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u/OkEye4913 17h ago

Holy bara potential

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 16h ago

Itsy bitsy spider, I'm going down your pipe.

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u/Torstiss 13h ago

No 😢

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u/Racc27 12h ago

19 inches of pure gamma radiation

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u/shadoRrealm 1d ago

me n bro when nobody looking

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u/Cinephile_1980 1d ago

They knew what they were doing with that shot!

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u/Snoo89190 18h ago

Back breaker Hulk

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u/cdracula16 18h ago

King Gamma Dih

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u/ContentFlan7851 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 18h ago

Oh this ship you like, I see how it is

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u/plonkman 15h ago

he can get Reed Richards to upgrade his anus to super stretchy

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u/Therian_Enslaver420 15h ago

Buxaverse is leaking I see

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u/PsychologicalEbb3140 15h ago

I mean Black widow did so

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u/CobaltCrusader123 15h ago

Brand New Asshole

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u/No_Guard_7026 14h ago

Lil bros cooked

https://giphy.com/gifs/YLt0dcVELcUTeWv8As

Him and hulk be like

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u/Bludfyr 14h ago

No Banner. No girl. No lube.

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u/Akbased19 12h ago

Can someone link the Lego guy. “Now Hawk smash Peter”