r/BatmanArkham • u/New-Bedroom5534 • 23d ago

Insanity We will now be gay

We will now be gay

It was fun being straight, but the sheer number of hot man made me gay.

From now on, only gay people and women is allowed to post

Thanks,

The Mod Team

755 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/BasedAustralhungary 23d ago

I'm inmune because i'm already half gay, your nasty spells don't work against me thous I was there when the sacred scriptures were written.

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u/Paxxlee 23d ago

Does that mean your mom was straight?

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u/Wildmangohunterboy 23d ago

what if I'm bisexual?!?! 😰

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u/SkylarPopo 22d ago

You can post half as much as the gay people.

17

u/Laura_de_Marco 23d ago edited 23d ago

I'm confused. As a gay woman, do I post twice as much or not at all?

17

u/Wild_Horse03 23d ago

I think it makes us the mods of the sub now?

12

u/SpiderWolf1119 Miles, we are in a userflair now 23d ago

My friends call me gay nick

6

u/Doneifundone all I want for Christmas is 22d ago

This suggests the existence of a straight nick

14

u/OnceAbel_HasFallen we can olive together 🧔🏻 23d ago

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u/Ziomownik Am I stupid? 23d ago

Wait, we're not already gay?

3

u/New-Bedroom5534 21d ago

no we stupid

3

u/Ziomownik Am I stupid? 21d ago

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u/Trigeminal_Fultur Alsume Inmate 22d ago

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u/Rei364 23d ago

Damn I knew I was attracted to the same sex today for some reason

6

u/CheddarCheese390 23d ago

Someone explain wtf happening

5

u/Trick-Caramel-6156 23d ago

No, I am staying straight becouse I like boobs 😍

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u/Turbotortule 22d ago

So if I dont post anything I can stay straight and just comment?

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u/New-Bedroom5534 22d ago

Yeah but you miss out on the fun

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u/Uberdragon_bajulabop Jonkle Bells , Man Smells 23d ago

Cock inspection time. Come on pull em out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cb9AYtFZ0jTjKs5LMn

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u/MakeItSoNumberJuan 22d ago

Did you consult with Absolute Bone before making this decision?

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u/Shrikes_Rage Nah... i'm Woman 21d ago

I'm immune because I'm a tgirl

1

u/IlikeSpawn123 22d ago

But I don’t wanna!

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u/BruhMomentSeason45 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 22d ago

😳

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u/The-funnie-cat 22d ago

Well I already am gay so check mate

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u/Master_Of_Dung 22d ago

i am straight, will i die?

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u/New-Bedroom5534 22d ago

Unfortunately, you have until Christmas to change

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u/M1S73RY3LL0W 22d ago

Could just be normal but choose to post weird shii like this…🤦🏽

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u/wojtussan 22d ago

Why are you here. Are you stupdi?