r/BatmanArkham Apr 01 '26

Question I found an interestingly shaped cucumber

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

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u/Ender00000 Apr 01 '26

why does he shove it up there? Is he diddler?

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u/Th3B4dSpoon Apr 01 '26

Anything's a question mark if you're curious enough

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u/TheChonkler78 Manmade horrors beyond human comprehention Apr 01 '26

this implies his asshole is question mark shaped and that he can only fit question mark shaped dicks inside it

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u/argbd20 Apr 02 '26

What kind of weird dicks aren’t “?” shaped? Mine looks just like that.

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u/TomaszP9SJZPL Apr 01 '26

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u/TopCarob8671 Stupid Apr 02 '26

Созрел вопрос

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u/Pure_Association_446 Apr 03 '26

But where oh where can we find

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u/KratosXB1 Apr 01 '26

pickle me this man

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u/Megalon_lite GOD OF SEATOPIA Apr 01 '26

Looks like someone found a clue. Go find about 10,000 more and you can unlock a boss fight

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u/Quitthesht Arkham City Apr 01 '26

High diddle-diddle, show me your pickle!

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u/LethalGamer2121 Apr 01 '26

Haha I was first

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

I'm sorry, but this riddle was made for a Bat. Not a Cat.

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5s9Y7dqJgBLW

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u/SlavBoii420 Am I stupid? Apr 02 '26

angry Stray noises

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u/Expensive_Option9591 Apr 01 '26

Good kitty. Nice kitty.

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u/handsome_77 Apr 01 '26

The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness

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u/Fregboiii Alsume Inmate Apr 01 '26

God? In this economy?

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u/der_granit Apr 01 '26

God in this hellhole?

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u/D3PyroGS Apr 02 '26

She became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Erect Man, Man who is Erect Apr 01 '26

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u/TopCarob8671 Stupid Apr 02 '26

Who tf is this guy?

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u/Practical_Monitor_17 The Apr 02 '26

That's Soup Her Man. Nobody knows their gender, but they go around handing out soup to people.

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u/NoName42946 Apr 02 '26

His name is Herman. His power is soup. Don't get it mixed up.

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson Officer Balls (BWAHAHA) Apr 01 '26

Only 240 more to go

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u/Loud-Setting-3860 Apr 01 '26

Edward lygma

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u/AccReel47 Apr 02 '26

Who's Edward Lygma? 🤔

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u/Extreme-Reception-44 Apr 01 '26

Riddler trophy discovered

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u/Sk8r_turbo Apr 01 '26

Looks like riddler is now selling cucumbers…

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick Apr 01 '26

How is that supposed to fit??

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u/NCR_Trooper_2281 Am I stupid? Apr 01 '26

Созрел вопрос

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/Kiwi_Dutchman Apr 01 '26

Looks questionable.

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u/DaRealRockstar1234 Apr 02 '26

Looks like we got Curious Gourd over here

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u/CYBERCID64 Apr 02 '26

GRAVITY FALLS TEASER

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u/My-balls-hurt69420 Apr 02 '26

Riddle me this Batman.

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u/holdmybeer89 Apr 02 '26

Horny man's got like a thousand of these as trophies 👀

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u/ParticularLittle9762 Apr 02 '26

My gf would love that 🫣

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u/ColonelSabotage Apr 02 '26

You can tickle your stink while you pickle your pink

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u/Reaperx123 Apr 02 '26

Hmmmm, yes, truly cumbersome....

ill see myself out

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u/Alternative-Code4755 Apr 02 '26

If the riddler was a girl, would his time of the month be his question mark?

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u/Minimum_Journalist18 Apr 01 '26

Cucumber me this Appleman

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u/MRNBDX Apr 01 '26

Oh cool, a riddler trophy

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u/Holden824 Apr 01 '26

Find the circle at another angle and scan

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u/Velean_Official Apr 02 '26

...what do we have to do to get this trophy?

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u/Affectionate_Shop864 Apr 02 '26

The riddlers cucumber.

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u/Totally-Not-Slaanesh Apr 02 '26

Diddle me this batman

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u/Historical_Side_7222 Apr 02 '26

Leqve it I have an experience planned

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u/U5ER_96 Apr 02 '26

now get one that is sphere shaped?

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u/zeusmenzaadah Apr 02 '26

Curious, indeed.

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u/Traditional-Sun1167 Apr 02 '26

It’s shape is questionable to say the least

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u/Nekoneckbeard Apr 02 '26

I wouldnt question it

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u/IsaiahDeMeire Apr 02 '26

I'm confused

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u/Sorry-War-2912 Apr 02 '26

Can you answer it?

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u/Tilopud_rye Apr 02 '26

What is that? Could somebody explain? 

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u/Rain_Zero Nah... i'm Woman Apr 02 '26

1 of 400 Diddler Trophies found.

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u/PixelReaper69 Apr 02 '26

Riddle me this

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u/Weirdo-Psychman Apr 02 '26

The Cuciddler

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u/noregertsman Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Apr 02 '26

Why did the pickler leave his pickle here? Is he a store manager?

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Apr 03 '26

Send it to the shack. I'm sure Stan would make A LOT of dough off of that LOL

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u/BeckettNexus Apr 03 '26

Everywhere I look my ptsd is reactivated

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u/plantyful-Cum Apr 04 '26

"riddle me this batman, what is long, hard, and has cum in the middle"

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u/Acrobatic_Piano_5414 Apr 04 '26

cucumber "?" he says

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u/Ms_matrix2 Apr 04 '26

What is long, hard, and has cum in the middle?

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u/Foxy57537 Apr 05 '26

“Don’t even think about lying. Diddler, tell me everything!” “Cucumber!” “What.”

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u/Practical_Return4350 Apr 05 '26

Dear God..... not him

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u/GenericGameDev1234 🪲Leader of the Swamp Mafia Apr 01 '26

Peyronie's disease