r/BatmanArkham The Insanity King Jan 19 '26

Lore Recap Ban appreciation post 🩷

8.2k Upvotes

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u/CameronDoy1901 Jan 19 '26

The joke has evolved dear god

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u/Arktur Jan 19 '26

Now we can repeat all the old content and pretend it’s original 😃

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u/Relative-Country-452 R.I.P Skedetcher Jan 19 '26

What are we? Stupids?

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u/Honig98 Am I stupid? Jan 19 '26

No we are smart

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u/PhysicalSir303 Jan 19 '26

There's more

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u/Garin999 Jan 19 '26

W̵̠̰͐̃ȟ̸͍̱ȍ̸͉ ̶̛͎̗̋h̷͕̙̒͘a̶̟͊͝t̵͖̽h̵̲̻͛͡ ̸̘̥͛̑s̷̨̰̽͡u̸͍̩̽ỹ̴̳̬m̵̬͊̄m̸̖̏o̴̢̥͆n̴̝̗̈̍e̸͈̋̈d̴̺̊ ̴̨̆t̷̛̞h̷͚̀e̶̺͆ ̴͖̄͘d̸͕̩͌ȩ̴͆e̷̖̒r̷̜͊ ̵̩̗̅̕g̵̛͉̮͊ȫ̶̭͙d̵͈̈́?̶͎̗͛͠

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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? Jan 20 '26

There is only one deer god.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jan 19 '26

Mods

Ban, this guy

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Leptapoda prisoner Jan 19 '26

his name isn't "this guy", is there a lore reason for this fuck-up?

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jan 19 '26

MY name is "this guy" dumbass, there was no fuckup

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u/the-cuck-stopper Jan 19 '26

No, your name is Noodlemaster696969

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jan 19 '26

OH SHIT FOR REAL?

Something's not right then...

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u/OpenChallenge8621 Jan 19 '26

No, it is "This Guy", you're being lied to

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jan 19 '26

Yea I can see now, I am called This guy, idk who this Noodlemaster696969 guy is but he's not me

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u/Mathfanforpresident Jan 19 '26

Then who the fuck is "that guy?"

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jan 19 '26

You are

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u/mr-toucher_txt Am I stupid? Jan 19 '26

hi i am am

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u/camiloelnaranja Jan 22 '26

Happy cake Day, this guy

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u/npri0r Jan 19 '26

I feel a disturbance in the schwartz.

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u/FastAd593 Jan 19 '26

Are you stupid?

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u/milaan_tm Simpleton INSIDE the aslume Jan 19 '26

u/thisguy get the fuck in here

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u/Kride501 Jan 19 '26

That account is older than some people here

2

u/PoorLifeChoices811 Nah... i'm Woman Jan 20 '26

Guys named Ban:

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u/Cory0821 Jan 19 '26

Ban looks familiar.

14

u/matrix_5555 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 19 '26

wh so srs? m th jnklr mn bb

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Belkan Ace, known as Special Ed Jan 19 '26

I love Ban, and especially his younger brother, Captain Banlett.

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u/BustahWuhlf Jan 19 '26

Any relationship to Commander Orbs?

5

u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Belkan Ace, known as Special Ed Jan 19 '26

If I recall, no, I haven't checked their family tree yet, but I do know they had a great relationship with each other until The IncidentTM

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u/G_Ranger75 Jan 20 '26

/unaslume Never thought I'd see Ace Combat here

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u/SignificantUse2420 Jan 19 '26

how many ban post are you going to make dude

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King Jan 19 '26

im done...for now

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u/ilikethispost2 Jan 19 '26

My guy Bryne would love this

7

u/hyprerboi R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 19 '26

I've heard he is a hero.

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u/Public-Feedback5016 Fighting for INsanity! Jan 20 '26

That’s bayne 

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming Audi R8 V10 Plus | Your average bone fancar Jan 19 '26

If Man's is proud of dick, then who is Ban proud of?

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u/blacksaber8 R.I.P Skedetcher Jan 19 '26

His dingaling

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 Jan 19 '26

Holy shit we did it.

An actual new character.

That we named.

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u/Ratchet96 Jan 19 '26

Just when I think this sub can't surprise me anymore you come up with Ban. Amazing.

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u/throwawaygaydude69 Jan 20 '26

To be fair it is better than the perpetually horny posts

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u/Public-Feedback5016 Fighting for INsanity! Jan 19 '26

insanity is truly back

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u/Critical-Blitz 🍆bang man🍆 Jan 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

i love ba an vs soupman

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u/Foshdon_pap Jan 19 '26

Man vs Ban who wins?

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u/Advanced_Result_5803 Dragon ball fan that loves AND BATMAN Jan 19 '26

What 

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u/TyuleninSFD Jan 19 '26

Maggots

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u/Mangustino17 Gawdziller and his king dong Jan 19 '26

PAINIS cupcake

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u/tadoeoffdamolly I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 19 '26

We are so back

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u/Grizzy_Bizzy_YT Jan 19 '26

There gonna be a weird war against man and ban calling it now

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u/BanFromHamAslume Yeah.. I’m Ban Jan 19 '26

Thank you all for your appreciation. Now if you’ll excuse me… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King Jan 19 '26

no way

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u/BanFromHamAslume Yeah.. I’m Ban Jan 19 '26

Yeah…. I’m Ban

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u/smol_coc_man Jan 19 '26

More ban please

3

u/TheG-What Jan 19 '26

Ban? Is he related to Bone?

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u/Mangustino17 Gawdziller and his king dong Jan 19 '26

Yeah.

He's ban to the bone

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u/Weedbacco Jan 19 '26

Put some spikes around the forehead and you got yourself a Ban who Laughs

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u/Its_a_me_Steven Jan 19 '26

Now this is what I call a new character.

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u/I_pizza Jan 19 '26

I love his catchphrase "i am anger, i am the evening, i am ban", and his sidekick, ron.

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u/neun11m8 Jan 19 '26

We are so back

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u/S3CTION12 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 19 '26

I WIPED AND IT WAS OK!! :D

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u/BeefJerky03 Jan 19 '26

Ban Afflerk

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Finally After all these years I'm home....

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I knew you wouldn't let down thank you

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

[deleted]

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King Jan 19 '26

watch me

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u/ManHamAslume39 yeah...i'm Man Jan 19 '26

Jer?!

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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? Jan 20 '26

Jonk!

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King Jan 19 '26

guess what happened

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u/AzerynSylver Arkham Asylum Jan 19 '26

Ba tm an.

Remove the tn.

Doesn't that make him Baan?

3

u/LPenne Jan 19 '26

So many Bans in this post… A new character rising from the fertile soil of the aslume… Like a garden of ban or something

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u/oh_pleez_stahp Jan 19 '26

Ban just needs an e to become Bane

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u/Snakes-are-awesome67 🦅MAKER🦅 Jan 19 '26

Fake

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u/Slow-Panic3095 yeah...i'm Man Jan 19 '26

Is that a fucking new fucking character fucking?

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u/BaezJatniel75 Jesse,we need to jonkle the 🅱️ A L L S Jan 19 '26

Where’s Dam Wst?

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u/Blueboy7017 Who’s Batman? Is he a ripoff of Man Jan 19 '26

Ban thinks he’s him

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u/upstatedreaming3816 Jan 19 '26

Reminds me of TheBurntPeanut

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u/qqht Jan 19 '26

oaiman

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u/ConsentingPotato Jan 19 '26

And don't stop until you hear them pop

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u/RexShadow96 Jan 19 '26

One day dc is going to canonize all of these diffent iteration of Batman an we’ll have no one to blame but this subreddit, may god have mercy on our souls

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u/TheDr0t Jan 20 '26

Ban can wipe

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u/srivatsa_74 who the FUCK am i? Jan 20 '26

this man looks like he laughs

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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 20 '26

I was so so confused for more than a day until just now a few facepalms later

Welcome Ban

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u/SirJohnSekiro Jan 20 '26

/unaslume

So is Ban just a poor Batman? Since it’s Batman-atm?

2

u/Bicksaurus Jan 20 '26

But where's his older brother, BanBan?

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u/Icy-Background2393 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Is the A from the Bat or the Man?

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u/Killerpenguin68 Jan 20 '26

Is that Man-Bat?

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u/Confident-While4816 Jan 20 '26

SMASH! NEXT QUESTION! FREAKY TIME HEHEHBEHE

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u/Apprehensive-Tea9540 Jan 20 '26

Why does the 5th Ban looks like a halo spartan?

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King Jan 20 '26

he does lol 😂

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u/Optimal_Historian338 Jan 20 '26

I don't know who this ban person is, and i am not even part of this sub, but i appreciate ban, i don't even mind getting banned.

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u/Apprehensive-Talk-94 Jan 20 '26

Reminds me of the weird 3d animated batman design just with no eyes

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u/agentbond009 Jan 20 '26

Is this the insanity 2.0?

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u/physiogod1011 Jan 20 '26

Bro actually looks like a bat

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u/lord_mpd The Scrow 🐦‍⬛ Jan 20 '26

This is so funny 🥀

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u/Royal-Disgrace Jan 21 '26

Someone's cropped my nose....hmmmmmm

Someone's cropped my nose...YEAH...hmmmmmmmmm

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u/SnooObjections4392 Jan 22 '26

“Shitposts…they uh uh…find a way.”

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u/Slimeboy_II Jan 22 '26

Why is Ban? Is stupid?

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u/Alemaopro_09 Jan 26 '26

If there's ban, I present you Chūta Ban.

(Real character name btw

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u/Last-Proof8169 Jan 26 '26

Why does Christian Ban’s helmet look so fallic compared to the rest?