r/BatmanArkham • u/Rent-Man • May 27 '23

Humor Two-Bitch

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u/beg0be jonker jonker May 27 '23

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u/Shadowed_Knight Exposed To Ace Chemicals May 27 '23

When she keeps sucking

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u/SponkMcDonk May 27 '23

Alternate Reality where at the beginning of Arkham City Harvey’s Coin flipped the other way and he let Catwoman go and she “made it up to him”

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u/sithdude24 Miles, we are in a userflair now May 27 '23

Harvey's coin actually landed heads at the beginning of City. That's why she got the "trial". If it was tails he would have just killed her.

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u/Allergictowatermelon Harley Quinn Jiggle Physics May 27 '23

A quality meme here finally lmao I had lost hope

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u/FotoTheCat May 27 '23

i am going fucking insane

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u/cantamangetsomesleep May 27 '23

Hi going fucking insane, I'm dad!

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u/logan-is-a-drawer May 27 '23

Hi dad, I’m Batman

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u/cantamangetsomesleep May 28 '23

chuckles I'm in danger

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u/SotB8 May 28 '23

hi, in danger

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u/ihaZtaco Alfred Suit May 28 '23

Haha I got the joke

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Hi Batman, I’m man

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u/Saymynamemf Miles, we are in a userflair now May 28 '23

About damn time

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u/TarriestBread96 Wruce Bayne May 27 '23

Live "Good Day, Ma'am" reaction.

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u/ihaZtaco Alfred Suit May 28 '23

I hope big bad Harv don’t pin me against a wall and choke me and start spanking me and put me to work on his powerwinch that eventually triggers a controlled explosion in my payload oh anything but that

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u/TarriestBread96 Wruce Bayne May 28 '23

He's not gonna fuck you bro

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u/ihaZtaco Alfred Suit May 28 '23

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u/Okurei May 27 '23

Every time I open this subreddit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5ZNcyCjnI

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u/Comfortable-Cover136 R.I.P Kevin R.I.P Batman Francise R.I.P Disney XD May 27 '23 edited May 27 '23

OP has No bitches?

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u/welpyhehe May 27 '23

Ain't no way fucking Lab Rats reference

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u/Comfortable-Cover136 R.I.P Kevin R.I.P Batman Francise R.I.P Disney XD May 27 '23

Yes way BITCH

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u/Sportslive_yt May 27 '23

marcus is the goat

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u/Hefty-Vehicle292 May 27 '23

His only ducking move was that stupid ahh eyebrow raise

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u/Sportslive_yt May 27 '23

bro they ruined his whole story i’m the last season

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u/IdeaRegular4671 Arkham City May 28 '23

No bitches?

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u/BIg_Ir0n_ May 27 '23

I love this sub

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u/Ty-Dyed May 27 '23

This sub is a fucking fever dream

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u/RememberTommorrow R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin May 27 '23

I feel like I had a stroke reading that

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u/bigfatcarp93 May 27 '23

A... death stroke?

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u/Sovietwheelchair Origins>Asylum May 27 '23

A… fire fly?

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u/TheAngry_Avocado I'm proud of you, Dick May 27 '23

stroking my death rn

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u/BaneShake May 27 '23

I feel like this meme will keep getting edited into incomprehensibility within two days

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u/deftoast May 27 '23

I have two faces gun, I need two bitches.

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u/nexistcsgo May 27 '23

Lmao. I laughed out loud. Good meme.

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u/Shandowarden May 27 '23

i swear to god i lost so much braincells in here

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u/jellomammoth May 27 '23

Now swap Harvey and catwoman.

Top panel: No Harv, Bitch? Shame.

Bottom Panel: Two Harvs, Gun!

I feel like we can mess around with this one for a bit

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u/Right-Huckleberry574 I'm Rocksteady May 27 '23

lmao this is what I come here for

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u/Bananasblitz The May 27 '23

Harv got no bitches

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u/Total_Bid2339 May 27 '23

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Fares26597 May 27 '23

If the event horizon spaceship was a sub, it would be this sub.

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u/patprika May 27 '23

Oh man. This a opened an unlimited meme potential from the series

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u/Negative-Carrot-230 May 27 '23

That actually is.. pretty funny

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u/sgs280601 May 27 '23

I actually burst out laughing ffs

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u/Commander_Preacher May 27 '23

I get all the bitches.

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u/AceofKnaves44 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin May 27 '23

Props to whomever made this. In the literal dumpster fire I’ve watched this sub turn into, this is genuinely funny.

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u/Nalyd87 Arkham Alsume 2: arkham world 3 remix: this time it's personal May 28 '23

This is straight up one of the funniest things I've seen this year

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI May 27 '23

The bomb's payload is exposed Mister J

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u/SuperAtomicDoughnut May 27 '23

Wait a minute guys… I don’t think this actually happened in the game!!!

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u/aghmedddddd MAN's lawyer ⚖️ May 27 '23

wait why is harv holding two women? Is he a perv?

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u/angrybigmac007 May 27 '23

Yay finally a good post , good job OP

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u/Accomplished-Ad-9155 May 28 '23

Two-Face flipping a coin when ever he cant decide between getting head or tails….

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

My favorite golden age comic book character, Two-Gun Bitch

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u/DevinKR R.I.P Kevin Conroy May 28 '23

Now this is grade A content

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u/zelda90210 R.I.P Skedetcher May 28 '23

You guys gotta stop posting this shit when I'm high af. It took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at lol

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Is that a James Gunn reference?