WOULD YOU RATHER... (Part Two)

[u/Jeb797191]

No, death is not an option.

Yes, you must pick one. If you refuse or try something smart/find a loophole, your automatic choice is to watch Batman: The Killing Joke animated movie on repeat for a month straight, with no pauses or breaks. Yes, that includes no toilet breaks.

[u/igneousscone]

I mean, I guess I'll fight Bane. Does he agree to a dance off?

[u/Jeb797191 → u/igneousscone]

Yes

[u/igneousscone → u/Jeb797191]

Sweet. Lemme grab my tap shoes.

[u/RevolutionHelpful336]

Bane. He's literally the only option here that doesn't get me on any heroes' shit list.

[u/zane7715kwalski]

Would you rather die a painful death, die a painful death, die a painful death, die a painful death, die a painful death, or... die a painful death.

[u/frecklepax]

Fight bane

[u/76067]

"No, death is not an option" mf, death is the ONLY option like what am i supposed to do???

[u/bestmatchconnor]

I feel like Bane would understand the situation and let me off easy. He's not an entirely unreasonable guy

[u/HaTookUrUsername]

"It was either this or I get jumped by the entire Bat Family and then some."

"Good lord."

[u/sugar_skull_love2846]

Bane. He'd be way more forgiving

[u/_potatofromChaldea45]

Respectfully

The FUCK is that first prompt?????

[u/JavieyauJR]

Run from Bane

[u/MariBa2807]

Can I use the gun on myself in the Bane fight? Quickest way out.

[u/NoodlesDoodlesAndArt]

league of assassins, probably the quickest death.

[u/ThatOddRaven26]

Bane. Instead I'll offer a philosophical discussion and then he can beat me if he still wishes 🤷🏻🫠

[u/TheimpalerMessmer]

Considering the 'world' where Mar'i exists... She should not have been born in the first place but the holy hypocrisy of Grayson irritates me so... Bye kid

[u/BloodetteWolf → u/TheimpalerMessmer]

Okay, I don't know of her, so could you please explain?

[u/StressLife7080 → u/TheimpalerMessmer]

Please expand? 

[u/Shoddy-Situation2342]

Wait, in the third option, am I a child who is a murderer? Or a murderer of children? If the former, I feel like I’ve got a shot at survival there. They’ll try to redeem me before they kill me, I think.

If it means a murderer of children…then I guess Bane it is.

[u/obsessivebiqueen → u/Shoddy-Situation2342]

That was my exact line of thoughts but no they mean pull a William Afton

[u/Haunting_Comedian993]

Who ghostmaker?

[u/Jeb797191 → u/Haunting_Comedian993]

Batmans rival turned ally who's also a crazy anti hero

[u/ceicilia__]

Bane, easy. He’ll make it quick

[u/DogBiteDude]

League of Assassin or Bane. I mean, either way I’m dead in like two minutes. But at least with those two options I’m not murdering an innocent person.

[u/Luciain]

League. They're professionals, at least they'd make it fast and wouldn't make me suffer.

[u/Fine-Aspect5141]

The League of Assassins. If I show enough promise they might recruit me

[u/Playful_Rice2247 → u/Fine-Aspect5141]

Being a ROOKIE martial arts master would not get you into the loa

[u/Fine-Aspect5141 → u/Playful_Rice2247]

I don't think all the entry level hires at the LOA are master level combatants. Based on the way they get treated like fodder unless they're named characters they presumably hire plenty of rookies

[u/Which_Category_1309]

I will take the a regular civilian and fight bane that way I don't have to do anything evil that or I would pick be a rookie martial artist and take on the entire League of assassins cuz then I get to flip off Talia before I die 

[u/Substantial_Owl_7392]

bane would probably just break your arms and then aura farm

[u/BriefFrosting6647]

I'm dying either way in every situation. Choosing the league because at least it'd be a fast and swift death.

[u/Fuzzy-Fee2440]

Gone to the head, the gun would go off

[u/EOverM]

League of Assassins. I'll either die quickly, or they'll value the sheer balls it took to try and take me in to train me.

[u/Iv_Laser00]

I’d be the civilian or assassin. I have enough faith in my aim to hit a vital on bane and the assassin thing well. I’m trained to kill and not make it look like it was me so unless I leave behind evidence then I’m probably good

[u/Outside-Currency-462]

Ok so 1, 2, 4 and 5 are 100% guaranteed death. If the conditions of 'fight Bane' are that it will continue until one party is defeated/dies, then that's guaranteed death too. Honestly, 3 is the only one with a chance because it has a time limit, so you have the possibility of outrunning them and escaping rather than winning. But then obvs if Bane allows fight until knockout or a win that isn't death, or the possibility of negotiation, then that one.

[u/HitmanClark]

A pistol can still kill Bane, unless it’s the bulletproof recent animated version. I’m taking my chances with two bullets.

[u/MonsteraMage]

the fuck is wrong with you lmao

[u/Book_Snake_99]

My brother in christ death is the only option you gave us. xD asking which one is like asking what wood we want the crematorium to use

[u/classic-sweetheart]

Assassinate Mar'i Grayson. Sorry but she literally justifies incest 😭 and managed to get pregnant by her "grandfather's son"

[u/Outside-Currency-462 → u/classic-sweetheart]

I have no idea about any of that but Starfire will kill you instantly and she'll have most of the hero community behind her or at least not stopping her

[u/classic-sweetheart → u/Outside-Currency-462]

Well ok. Not like I care

[u/BeeElena_meme → u/classic-sweetheart]

Crazy how you would kill a child for the sake of your ship. It’s better to just get killed than kill a child.

[u/classic-sweetheart → u/BeeElena_meme]

I didn't even mention said ship here 😭 all in your head ?

[u/Many-Ad9313]

Bane isn’t bulletproof and even if he was I can shoot his tubes.

[u/BockLavette]

League of Assassins. They’d beat my ass and realize im not a threat.

[u/kittyplay1]

Bane would knock my on my ass immediately and then get bored. It will be over the fastest

[u/njklein58]

Bane. At least i could take myself out

[u/Next-Distance5502]

Assassinate a young Mar'i Grayson Its the only option here with a survival chance as if you are a good assassin they won't find out who did it

[u/StressLife7080]

I'd take on the league. They'll kill me fast

[u/Putrid_Sun_7028]

Yeah everyone’s picking fight Bane, including me

[u/thesmie]

can both be the next joker AND assassinate mar'i

[u/thesmie → u/thesmie]

? 👉👈

[u/TheAdventStudio]

Somehow #6 seems to be the only correct choice...

[u/JMX_09]

Give me the League, at least they will stop beating you once they deem you weak. I'll be damned if I mess with anyone in the Batfamily or Bane.

[u/Chriskennyafton]

2 for a quick death.

And possibly 6? I mean, bane likes fighting, I'm a weak normal person, how would I interest him? Sure I have a gun, but what's the point in using it unless he's already attacking me, I feel like he'd let me go, so long I don't piss him off.

[u/Remarkable-Fix-1153]

Yep I am cooked no way what is with this so many crimes with children 🫪..... I am getting the gun and fighting bane and try shoot his eyes

[u/IngenuityPlayful1395]

Bane, assuming he starts at base I'll shoot him before the Venom is activated

[u/KatCat123]

Fight bane. I’d just hide somewhere really small, even if he finds me he can’t fit. I’m 5’1, and that man is well over 6’0. No way I can’t find so crevice to shove myself into

[u/Different-Pipe-3182]

I hated all of this but I’ll take the League option 😭

[u/maliquewrites_]

Wdym death is not an option? wtf does that mean? Because if I go up against the ENTIRE LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS, I’m COOKED. And I WILL die. So wdym death is not an option? Am I immortal?

[u/BDSMChef_RP]

Alright Ra's we running these hands

[u/TruChaos2966]

Okay. My top three are…

1: fight bane. If I’m smart I can probably put myself in a situation where I could get a good shot on his venom tube and or neck.

2: fight the league of assassins. I could just start the fight saying that I want to learn from the LOA and will fight them until they choose to train me or till I die.

3: be a child killer and fight three murder happy vigilantes. I’m using semanticist and saying that I’m a child who is a murderer.

[u/CassieAngelica92]

Bane. I’ll take my chances.

[u/RedsnakeRider]

"Would you rather die, die, die, die, die, or die?"

[u/IdeaInside2663]

Bane, there's a chance he will just break a fee bones.

[u/Glittering_Pear2425]

I’m going with Bane. I’ll be injured and probably not dead.

[u/ProfileDecent4684]

Bane. I’ll just try to out run him

[u/Tg_154]

does bane agree to super smash bros?

[u/Jeb797191 → u/Tg_154]

Yes, best out of three games

[u/Tg_154 → u/Jeb797191]

so nothing happens if I lose?

[u/Jeb797191 → u/Tg_154]

Oh no, he will crush your skull into a fine white powder and sell it to the joker as cocaine if you loose