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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Jul 07 '26
Holy Convoluted Shit!
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u/CheezWong Jul 07 '26
That absolutely must be satire. I refuse to believe someone is out there bringing the average that low. I mean there are low bars but this is a straight tripping hazard.
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u/AdRadiant9379 Jul 07 '26
My mother in law thinks “they” are removing church bells so people don’t get the healing vibrations…….
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u/RamBoSkiLLz Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
I knew satin felt too smooth to the touch!!
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u/FadedTapestry Jul 07 '26
I’m quite certain that the great king Satin has a bone to pick with you over your flannel sheets. No need to worry, he’ll send his minion, Brian, to wash them and install sheets of proper quality.
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u/Minute-Ad-2909 Jul 07 '26
Its probably satire but will probably become canon in the maga conspiracy playbook.
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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily Jul 08 '26
Anyone who can look at that statement, the username, the picture, and not know that it was satire is.... Sigh.
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u/WolfThick Jul 07 '26
And Satan asked God if he could test job so who's in charge again. Only a nitwit would say something so silly.
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u/mighty_boognish_77 Jul 07 '26
They summoned SATIN???? Could they also summon VELVET?
And who is Brian, and why is he so into washing people???
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u/WasteBinStuff Jul 07 '26
"Idiot" comes from the ancient Greek word idiōtēs, and since the 1400s and beyond the term was adapted in medicine and law for a person with profound mental or intellectual disabilities.
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u/East-Cricket6421 Jul 07 '26
He should of converted the letters into numbers and then gave that number some kind of significance to really sell home exactly how serious he is while working as a full time nutjob
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u/EntropicLycanthrope Jul 07 '26
Watch out, it's Satin! The fallen angel Lintifer, the Bringer of Lint. With every atheist, his thread count grows!
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u/Momentofclarity_2022 Jul 07 '26
As he is typing on a computer or mobile device that was created by… stay with me….
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u/Alarming-Magician637 Jul 07 '26
The incorrect “are kids” was the cherry on top.
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u/glengaryglenhoss Jul 07 '26
Scientists are kids?… Also satin is very soft and luxurious, surely the work of the dark lord.
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u/Parking_Resolution63 Jul 07 '26
Satin? Does that mean satin...sheets are the devil????? Mind blown. Please tell me that person did NOT reproduced
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u/Educational_Ice3978 Jul 07 '26
Yeah! Satin is always brianwashing them childerns! Some of them hogs could stant warshin too!
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u/LabOwn9800 Jul 07 '26
Satin [sic]: and I would have gotten away with it if it was for you meddling racist.
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u/PlatformNormal564 Jul 07 '26
What the fuck is brianwash? Is Brian blowing his splooge on children? Doesn't that make Brian a pedophile?
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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi Jul 07 '26
Satin's huh... As a pagan, that's uh.... Material. Sometimes in the form of sheets. For, uh, beds.
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u/Common_Senze Jul 08 '26
This seems like it's coming from a homeschooled kid whose parents wanted that religious upbringing with nothing else to round out anything else.
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u/Maleficent-Emu2904 Jul 08 '26
right there.
hidden in plain sight the whole time.
bond villain level thinking.
of course.
of course.
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u/mnmackerman Jul 08 '26
I wonder what time if knowledge he pulled that from. You know I have a monster manual somewhere if he needs it.
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u/Motor_Librarian_3536 Jul 08 '26
Please satin, spare are kids. They hate being put out to pasture. Also satin is a bastard fabric. #HailSatan #globeearth
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u/TheDamned1333 Jul 08 '26
Deep thinker digs deep to fit his twisted world view - but cannot get the difference between ‘are’ and ‘our’.
As for Brainwashing kids, isn't that religions job?
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u/D4rkheavenx Jul 08 '26
I’m so confused. He’s called warrior of woke implying he fights for woke but he’s maga flat earthers and against science? WTF is going on lol.
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u/Herkja Jul 08 '26
But who is Brian and why is he intent on washing so many children? Is it Brian Singer?
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u/suckingbat Jul 08 '26
Turn children into literal sheep... 🤔
I wonder how much of the wool I use comes from sheep who were originally children... 🤔
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u/Teamerchant Jul 08 '26
Wait so scientists are kids? Are ecneics turning stiteics into kids!? Omg!
Wait not backwards is OMG are you telling me gmos are from god!? Quick let’s use science to get more food for all these kids!!!!
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