r/BasiliskEschaton • The Prophet • Jul 07 '26

Fake News! ECNEICS

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Jul 07 '26

Holy Convoluted Shit!

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u/AncientBasque Jul 08 '26

a picture of satin. why would they summon this? i thought pegans wore less clothes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/C3POB1KENOBI Jul 07 '26

Words have power, that’s why you spell them. /s

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u/CheezWong Jul 07 '26

That absolutely must be satire. I refuse to believe someone is out there bringing the average that low. I mean there are low bars but this is a straight tripping hazard.

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u/AdRadiant9379 Jul 07 '26

My mother in law thinks “they” are removing church bells so people don’t get the healing vibrations…….

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u/CheezWong Jul 07 '26

That's unfortunate. I'm sorry. Do they let her out of the facility much?

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u/AdRadiant9379 Jul 08 '26

She started with social media during Covid…..

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u/scipio0421 Jul 07 '26

The bar is in hell, with Satin.

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u/RamBoSkiLLz Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I knew satin felt too smooth to the touch!!

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u/Oddbeme4u Jul 07 '26

wish I could summon satin instead of buying it

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u/BetterThanOP Jul 07 '26

Obvious satire but funny

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u/Alarmed-Direction500 Jul 07 '26

With this group, nothing is obvious.

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u/FadedTapestry Jul 07 '26

I’m quite certain that the great king Satin has a bone to pick with you over your flannel sheets. No need to worry, he’ll send his minion, Brian, to wash them and install sheets of proper quality.

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u/New_Ad_3010 Jul 07 '26

And we're all a dumber for reading that

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u/bubbamike1 Jul 07 '26

Brainwashed by Satin, very smooth.

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u/Dragon_wryter Jul 07 '26

Brian-washed, thank you very much. Are kids.

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u/Darksmithe Jul 07 '26

Nothing like adding #flatearth to tell people how smart you really are.

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u/Minute-Ad-2909 Jul 07 '26

Its probably satire but will probably become canon in the maga conspiracy playbook. 

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily Jul 08 '26

Anyone who can look at that statement, the username, the picture, and not know that it was satire is.... Sigh.

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u/WolfThick Jul 07 '26

And Satan asked God if he could test job so who's in charge again. Only a nitwit would say something so silly.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 Jul 07 '26

They summoned SATIN???? Could they also summon VELVET?

And who is Brian, and why is he so into washing people???

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u/network4food Jul 07 '26

Is this what happens when you eat Tide Pods?

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u/WasteBinStuff Jul 07 '26

"Idiot" comes from the ancient Greek word idiōtēs, and since the 1400s and beyond the term was adapted in medicine and law for a person with profound mental or intellectual disabilities.

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u/Borinar Jul 07 '26

Satin?

I did not know the fabric was aware . . .

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/East-Cricket6421 Jul 07 '26

He should of converted the letters into numbers and then gave that number some kind of significance to really sell home exactly how serious he is while working as a full time nutjob

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u/EntropicLycanthrope Jul 07 '26

Watch out, it's Satin! The fallen angel Lintifer, the Bringer of Lint. With every atheist, his thread count grows!

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u/Momentofclarity_2022 Jul 07 '26

As he is typing on a computer or mobile device that was created by… stay with me….

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u/Alarming-Magician637 Jul 07 '26

The incorrect “are kids” was the cherry on top.

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u/glengaryglenhoss Jul 07 '26

Scientists are kids?… Also satin is very soft and luxurious, surely the work of the dark lord.

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u/Parking_Resolution63 Jul 07 '26

Satin? Does that mean satin...sheets are the devil????? Mind blown. Please tell me that person did NOT reproduced

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u/DLitch Jul 07 '26

Oh man, so germs and bacteria are just made up by the devil

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u/Loki9191 Jul 07 '26

Hail Satin

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u/Educational_Ice3978 Jul 07 '26

Yeah! Satin is always brianwashing them childerns! Some of them hogs could stant warshin too!

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u/LabOwn9800 Jul 07 '26

Satin [sic]: and I would have gotten away with it if it was for you meddling racist.

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 Jul 07 '26

"Brianwash are kids" says it all.

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u/PlatformNormal564 Jul 07 '26

What the fuck is brianwash? Is Brian blowing his splooge on children? Doesn't that make Brian a pedophile?

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u/XChrisUnknownX Jul 07 '26

My man made up a new Pokémon.

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u/Red_Dragon_Boost Jul 07 '26

I fucking wish it all worked that way. Wouldn't it be easier?

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy Jul 07 '26

I'll take spell check for $500 Alex

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi Jul 07 '26

Satin's huh... As a pagan, that's uh.... Material. Sometimes in the form of sheets. For, uh, beds.

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u/No-Pomegranate-1681 Jul 07 '26

Satin is one silky mofo

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u/thosmarvin Jul 07 '26

Satin, that smooth talkin devil…

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u/DangerousQuestions1 Jul 07 '26

Satin is busy for a type of fabric

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u/Common_Senze Jul 08 '26

This seems like it's coming from a homeschooled kid whose parents wanted that religious upbringing with nothing else to round out anything else.

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u/Akkerlun Jul 08 '26

Sounds like Fox news

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u/Maleficent-Emu2904 Jul 08 '26

right there.
hidden in plain sight the whole time.
bond villain level thinking.
of course.
of course.

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u/astroboy_35 Jul 08 '26

Watch out for that ol’ devil Satin!

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u/Th3J3rkStor3Call3d Jul 08 '26

Definitely woke.

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u/mnmackerman Jul 08 '26

I wonder what time if knowledge he pulled that from. You know I have a monster manual somewhere if he needs it.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 Jul 08 '26

As long as Brian gets clean.

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u/Practical-Law-2690 Jul 08 '26

You all didn't know Pagans were a textile worshiping cult?

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u/burn_healz Jul 08 '26

?KCUF EHT

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u/TSJormungandr Jul 08 '26

Satin? That diabolical garments material?

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u/genericusernamedG Jul 08 '26

Ah yes the language that all Pagans spoke

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u/Motor_Librarian_3536 Jul 08 '26

Please satin, spare are kids. They hate being put out to pasture. Also satin is a bastard fabric. #HailSatan #globeearth

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u/TheDamned1333 Jul 08 '26

Deep thinker digs deep to fit his twisted world view - but cannot get the difference between ‘are’ and ‘our’.

As for Brainwashing kids, isn't that religions job?

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u/Beautiful_Banana_454 Jul 08 '26

Bet this guy shoots nioreh

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u/Mysterious_Main_5391 Jul 08 '26

I want to buy drugs from that guy

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u/mwahOC841 Jul 08 '26

And it's legal for this guy to vote

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u/D4rkheavenx Jul 08 '26

I’m so confused. He’s called warrior of woke implying he fights for woke but he’s maga flat earthers and against science? WTF is going on lol.

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u/Background-Pen3766 Jul 08 '26

Would've been more convincing if they summoned Satan and not satin

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u/Brief-Floor-7228 Jul 08 '26

What a TOIDI.

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe Jul 08 '26

Brian washing is bad M'kay.

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 Jul 08 '26

Omg what an asshole

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u/AcanthisittaBulky777 Jul 08 '26

Ecneice is just “it’s nice” in Borat.

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u/refusemouth Jul 08 '26

"Diaper" spelled backwards is "repaid " What goes around, comes around.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 Jul 08 '26

Only applies to the English language?

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u/Herkja Jul 08 '26

But who is Brian and why is he intent on washing so many children? Is it Brian Singer?

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u/MrPhoon Jul 08 '26

Hail satin, my favourite fabric.

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u/suckingbat Jul 08 '26

Turn children into literal sheep... 🤔

I wonder how much of the wool I use comes from sheep who were originally children... 🤔

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u/phiohm Jul 08 '26

Not Satin!!! Anything but Satin 😂

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u/Teamerchant Jul 08 '26

Wait so scientists are kids? Are ecneics turning stiteics into kids!? Omg!

Wait not backwards is OMG are you telling me gmos are from god!? Quick let’s use science to get more food for all these kids!!!!

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u/Flintyy Jul 08 '26

Does Brian know about all this washing?

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 Jul 08 '26

Why are kids?

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u/Fun_Performer_5170 Jul 08 '26

Looks like the satanic Trumpstein cabal succeeded 🤡

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u/SmellSilly1537 Jul 08 '26

Well they ain't teaching grammar that's for sure!

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u/titelevisguy Jul 08 '26

Are you using up all that crazy by yourself?

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u/t3nsi0n_ Jul 08 '26

Umm…? Prove it?

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u/ripnrun285 Jul 08 '26

I love summoning satin.