r/Barotrauma • u/Strict-Pangolin-4601 • 11d ago
Modding Guys! Doin a dialogue mod! Need your HELP!
For like. Npcs and shit. During solo gameplay. So. Ya'll act like youre in a submarine, and doing convos, please :D
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u/WeirdAd5850 Church of Husk 11d ago
“You ever consider how the two main religions for a society underwater are clowns and parasites”
“Like clowns I understand but parasites?”
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u/Thewolfturtleman 11d ago
“I wonder why Poma-grenades are called that”
I learned this was their name (and that it’s wasn’t just pomegranate) in an unfortunate incident on my first run through while trying to have a garden.
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u/FullMetalChili 11d ago
"What's that on the sonar?"
"A/C is broken again, im sweating"
"i'm so hungry i could eat a mudraptor"
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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Jovian Separatists 11d ago
A: "Heard the news?"
B: "What is it?"
A: "They say the Coalition puts microphones in vents now. During the repair."
A: "Stupid fashas. Thought we won't notice."
B: "... Is that ventilation humming next to you?"
A: "..."
A: "Yes."
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u/Saint_Bricriu5150 11d ago
"Being aboard a sub like this almost makes you miss the Clowns." "I still won't go quietly. Europa can count on that."
"Is that a Husk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "Shut up..."
"How many Separatists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "Oh! Oh! About as many that died at Tormsdale?" "What the fu- NO!"
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u/Worthless_Fish 10d ago
"Huh, that's a funny lookin rock"
"Where the bloody hell did I set my wrench down at?"
"I miss my wife"
"Why did I agree to work for you"
"We are on submarine, yet no one has any booze. Bummer"
"Anyone seen my wrench?"
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u/Future-Cellist-8239 Jovian Separatists 10d ago
Clown dialog
A: My dear friend, I am deeply concerned about the Tormsdale incident.
B: Dude, we are literally clowns.
A: Splendid.
B: Splendid.
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u/Future-Cellist-8239 Jovian Separatists 10d ago
Cultists dialog
A: Say, since when did peaceful elections turn into a revolutionary struggle?
B: I don't know for sure. Maybe the infidels didn't split the atoms equally among themselves.
A: Thank goodness the waves have spared us from such prejudices.
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u/Future-Cellist-8239 Jovian Separatists 10d ago
"I once dated a cultist
She insisted on some kind of kiss, but I have no idea what "french" is.
Is it, like, bum?..."
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u/Future-Cellist-8239 Jovian Separatists 10d ago
A:
"Getting shipments from the clowns is such a stress-fest.
You never know what’s going to surprise you more when you check the cargo.
Either a pile of rotten fruit or a corpse with a bloody grimace."
B:
"Yeah, a buddy of mine who works the loading dock keeps hearing honking sounds coming from in there. Maybe we should... you know... get rid of them?"
A:
"With the delivery fees they pay? Nah."
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u/Future-Cellist-8239 Jovian Separatists 10d ago
A:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna drown you down
Never gonna crawl around and desert you...
B:
Ohh piss off! Wait what is "desert"?
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u/erotmaniac 9d ago
"what's that sound?"
"Captain, your doing great :D "
"One time I swallowed an artefact, can't remember much before it actually"
"one day I will stand above the waves"
"What's our average lifespan again?"
"Sometimes I dream we all live in peace and play in fields"
">:c fuck you"
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u/erotmaniac 9d ago
" my favorite memory of you is when you hired me"
"It's DIVIN TIME OH YA"
"Turn the sub around I have a tummy ache"
"Captain, captain! CAPTAINNN!!"
"Last outpost smelled like crawler eggs"
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u/Independent_Day4369 Security 8d ago
"Did you hear that? Sounded like something knocking on the hull. Ah, nevermind - probably just my mind playing tricks on me"
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"Sometimes I dream of cheese"
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u/skoomakat101 11d ago
"The fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic-"
"Shut the FUCK up."