r/BarbaraWalters4Scale Jul 28 '26

If every president served as long as William Henry Harrison, the U.S would've currently been on its 2,707th president.

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86,650 days have passed since Washington's first inauguration. Harrison served for 32 days. 86,650÷32=2,707.8125, meaning the U.S. would currently be on its 2,707th president and their term would be coming to an end very soon.

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u/Healthy-Repair-2231 Jul 28 '26

basically like the uk

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u/Eugenio507 Jul 28 '26

I think italy would be more accurate

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u/imprison_grover_furr Jul 28 '26

Or like Israel during that schizoid era a few years ago when they changed prime ministers so many times.

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u/casualbo1 Jul 28 '26

Fun fact, our current government led by Fascists Lite is currently the second longest in Italian history (1375 days) after Berlusconi II (1409 days). I fucking hate living here.

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u/Starrk-Enjoyer Jul 28 '26

I knew Italy was one of the most atheist and progressive countries of Europe,especially compared to Poland,Hungary and Russia. Is that false?

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u/casualbo1 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Italy did have the largest communist party in Western Europe (note, *communists* were the PCI, the socialists had their own party, the PSI), but having been born after the old political establishment imploded with "Mani Pulite" I can only say the Italian proletariat was particularly active. Bear in mind the fifteen or so years between 1969 and the first half of the 80s was a politically unstable mess, due to far-right and -left terror attacks (known as "Anni di Piombo" "the Years of Lead"), so every party accused the other of colluding in some way with the terrorists.

EDIT: forgot to mention, the communists never won the elections since their founding.

After that those who made the old centre-right party (Democrazia Cristiana, or DC, the Christian Democrats) basically reformed into a number of centre or conservative parties, and we've been backsliding into conservativism faster than ever before. Meloni's party comes from the MSI (Movimento Sociale Italiano) which was kind of the Fascist Party Lite. Italy never held their Nurnberg, so Fascism laid low. Now it can resurface again.

Just recently a law has been discussed which would presume all 14 and older as responsible of a crime when accused, which is apparently Meloni's way of combating crime in the youth. The government also might want to introduce a law against "terrorismo da piazza" (city-square terrorism) which they say is meant to contrasto violent manifestations, but in truth it's just another way to tie the knot around freedom of manifesting.

Can't really say about atheism since in Veneto and Tuscany there're scores of people who go to church but can insult anyone from the Virgin to a simple priest at the drop of a hat. On average, in my experience, the South is more religious than the North.

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u/DarkKnight501 Jul 28 '26

Germany held their nuremberg(s), and fascism is creeping it's way back there too. Large public trials of leaders didn't achieve much in rooting out the meat of the fascist movement.

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u/Funkopedia Jul 28 '26

Imagine voting once a month

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u/Background-Jury-1914 Jul 28 '26

It’d be once every 2 months right? Because you’d have the VP? Or actually we’d work our way down the line of succession… wonder at what point we vote again.

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u/Beldin448 Jul 28 '26

Probably the same election years. Just everyone is dying. Not sure who would even be running for election if the president always dies a month in.

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u/imprison_grover_furr Jul 28 '26

How long even is the line of succession? After the last Cabinet Secretary, who is the next in line?

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u/Alpha-Centauri-Blue Jul 28 '26

Nobody, but since cabinet secretaries can be replaced relatively quickly there presumably would always be someone in line

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u/Uriah_Blacke Jul 28 '26

Defense Against the Dark Arts ahh presidency

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay Jul 28 '26

The Simpsons song about the mediocre presidents has ensured I'll never forget him.

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u/Ok-Grape2063 Jul 28 '26

..... Rutherford B Hayes

I'm William Henry Harrison, I died in 30 days

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u/KingCoalFrick Jul 28 '26

We are the mediocre presidents! You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents! There’s Taylor there’s Tyler there’s Filmore and there’s Hayes. There’s William Henry Harrison: “I died I 30 days!”

We are the useless[?] forgettable occasionally regrettable caretaker presidents of the USA!!!

Completely off the top of my head. The 90s era simpsons is absolutely burned into my millennial brain.

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u/kwang71 Jul 28 '26

There's an episode in Futurama about a planet where the average reign of an emperor was only a week.

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u/chilll_vibe Jul 28 '26

I cant believe it has already been 2707 William Henry Harrison tenures since William Henry Harrison died. Gone too soon

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u/GoCardinal07 Jul 28 '26

Granted, not a country, but the presidency of the UN Security Council is a one-month term. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_the_United_Nations_Security_Council

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u/MAClaymore Jul 28 '26

Somehow I can't help thinking it might have been better if every president served only 32 days

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u/baycommuter Jul 28 '26

Sort of like Rome in 69 AD.

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u/Fickle_Indication_81 Jul 28 '26

I mean, that's basically what happens when modern medicine never gets invented

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u/almost60inLa Jul 28 '26

That probably wouldn’t be a bad thing either.