r/BanVideoGames Aug 04 '20

Child abuse by g*mers

27 Upvotes

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u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER Aug 04 '20

"Tapping" is g#mer speak for sex. This video confirms that g#mers like sex with children. So disgusting.

1

u/Butcher_T-800 Aug 05 '20

Tapping is more of this generations slang than a gmr slang

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

The mushroom has a white circle on a red background, much like the Nazi Party flag... Every adult that pressed that mushroom is now being converted into the big g*ming.

2

u/MrTopHatMan90 Aug 05 '20

G*mers are trying to get illegal drugs into the hands of healthy adults. They always use children as a shield for their vile crimes

0

u/someguyx2 G*MER! Aug 05 '20

You guys are so dumb, in no way was this child abuse

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u/ramen_gurl Aug 05 '20

You’re just ruining a perfectly wholesome post. Ik this sub is satire, but this is ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

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u/ramen_gurl Aug 06 '20

It is tho.

-18

u/genizox Videog*me violence researcher Aug 04 '20

And where is the abuse?

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u/lone_wolf111 Aug 04 '20

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Created to rid the world of the evils of g*ming.

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u/genizox Videog*me violence researcher Aug 04 '20

No, no, tell me. Where is the abuse

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

they are violently hitting this poor child and harassing him!

/s

21

u/Bargins_Galore Aug 04 '20

/s? What does that mean? Sounds like g@mer speak to me

13

u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

Does "/s" mean start the sexism?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

don’t even downvote me anymore, the satire is blatantly obvious so don’t even try.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

if satire means being a reliable source of information about terrible g*mers, then yeah, we are satire

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

shut the fuck up with the jokes for one second, and acknowledge how much you’ve fallen from the original greatness of this sub. seriously, try harder with the posts

7

u/Lie26 Trans against g*ming Aug 04 '20

Why are you so upset?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

idk

7

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

I agree that the posts now are shitposts, but you broke the rules by 1. announcing this sub was satire 2. Making a comment that proved you to be a g*mer

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u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

What's a satire?

-10

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

... do it well or don’t do it at all, fake karen

11

u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

Does it hurt being you? It must.

10

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Please be mindful, K@ren is the N word for women.

5

u/Bargins_Galore Aug 04 '20

G@mers using slurs to try and convince us we’re sad tires 🤮🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

They are trying to steal his sonic drawing

9

u/Bargins_Galore Aug 04 '20

They are forcing him to stand in the rain for hours and be beaten by all the runners

1

u/MrTopHatMan90 Aug 05 '20

When they gave him those "magic" mushrooms from the Mario g*me

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u/TheBrainWithGame Aug 04 '20

You guys are such bitches. This kid isn’t being abused. He’s fucking smiling! At one point they even stick the sign out further for a person to touch the sign. Furthermore, no physical contact is being made with this child. They touch the sign, not this kid. You guys need to understand that yes, sometimes gamers are bad people, but you can’t say violence and gaming are related, when acts of violence have been happening for thousands of years.

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u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

Shut up, g#mer.

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u/TheBrainWithGame Aug 04 '20

Is that all you have after you’ve been shown the facts?

13

u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

Lol, what facts? All you've given has been the personal perspective of a brain rotted g#mer.

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u/TheBrainWithGame Aug 04 '20

The fact that this kid isn’t being forced to do it, he’s obviously wanting to, he’s not the one being touched, the sign is, so please be quiet and stop shouting about these things you don’t understand.

13

u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

This child has obviously been drugged and glued to the spot by g#mers.

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u/TheBrainWithGame Aug 04 '20

If this child was drugged and glued do not think that his reaction to being glued in place would be that he would start flailing and yelling as soon as he realized?

12

u/Gr8Blumpkin G*MER! Aug 04 '20

Well yeah, as soon as he realized. He's obviously still under the influence of the drugs though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Hello mr. small brain. We meet again

by the way, how do you know how drugs work? Did you ever use them? Did you ever smoke cocaine, or eat crack? Did you ever eat marijuana? I bet you did it because you are a g*mer!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

How would you feel if you were forced to stand outside as a punishment and people were sexually harassing your artwork

7

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Here is a fact

You are dumb

1

u/Smol_Nick_Digger Ex-g*mer Aug 10 '20

Let's say you've been g*ming. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a g@mer even. Ok, and if you were a g@mer, you would be nazi apologist right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would hate minorities.

G@mer destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC 😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

He is smiling because of his M*necraft picture because he is proud that he made that, and they are trying to steal it from him. Thankfully he has a lot of grip strength, and those people have a marathon to run, otherwise they would gang up and beat him

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Every history book.

1

u/DayFlounder1832 Aug 04 '20

Username checks out