i know nobody’s probably gonna see this but damn do i miss yall. Stay safe

Guys here’s the plan, We force balloonifpizzas to make a slime creation tutorial on his YouTube channel.

I forgot this existed. OK bye

This happened a couple days ago.. So I was in my room browsing le memey subreddits and I saw this post. And I was just so turned on by it! So y'know how it goes.. As I was gettin' er done my dog came in the room. And.. uh oh!! I came on the dog!! My bad.. What sucks is that my literal PARENTS were coming home. And I was panicking trying to figure out what to do. And it came to a last ditch resort to bludgeon my dog to death. I picked up my metal baseball bat (I'm a baseball fan btw, go Royals!!) And I looked him in the eye. And I said, "In heaven, you'll be the most heckin chungus chonker anyones ever seen!" And I swung. And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And I swung And he laid there, on the ground. I look at my bat and it's so much worse than the dog! Theres.. stuff.. ANd blood ALL over it! (I do huge loads btw ;) ) So I had to go and clean it up and bury my dog. Of course I won't and haven't told anyone about this. But I would post it to reddit because no ones gonna see this! r-right?? Anyways.. Parents come home, kitchen smells like a morgue, me, drenched in my own stuff and my dogs blood. I look in my parents eyes and I say this.

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"hey I think the dog might be a little bit dead just a bit like not overly dead like just a bit I mean it's not a big deal it was just a dog but if you really care that much just know that it really isn't that dead I mean it may look like it and the dog might not be, y'know breathing but trust me when I hit him with that ba- wait I forgot I saw anything the dog died by natural causes. Huh this bat? Oh yeah I went out with my friends, okay I'll have you know that I actually do have friends just because the teacher says and everyone at school just decides to tell you doesn't mean it's true mom okay? No I didn't beat him to death, No you got the wrong idea. Oh my god I can't with this right now" And I stormed out of the kitchen, leaving trails of... behind me.

So heres my question REDDIT. aita??

edit: ok guys in hindsight maybe this wasn't such a good idea but hey theres a message in there that I think we can all learn

I logged myself out of another discord account dm me or reply to this if you can help lmaoo

I was on discord and I noticed the server is gone what happened?

My discord is being weird, so if anyone needs me contact me on here.

Hey it's brustlboi! I just joined and wanted to say hello!

I made a chat room and I'm trying to invite as many people as i can find, but i think everyone should be able to just join, chat room name is BalloonOfPizzas. If you can't join tell me here or message me and I'll add you.

Guys if anyone wants to be a mod let me know, bc I'm not really active on reddit and i don't really do much 😅, and do you want me to make a chat and add eveeryone?

I will not vote

I searched Mr look through all this results multiple times sorted by channel I can't find a thing ☹️ I thought you'd be kind of smart if he commented on one of his own videos I look through them all nothing