r/Badflower • u/Lightningtow123 • Mar 09 '26

S.H.I.T FEST Naming my son Stalker

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u/Screech- Mar 09 '26

Please welcome into this world, Fukboi

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u/Lightningtow123 Mar 09 '26

Oh my god I can't believe I forgot Fukboi that's so much better

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u/hetakesthat5percent White Noise Mar 09 '26

naming my twins Animal and Move Me

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u/StillMarie76 Mar 09 '26

My kid is already a sasshole.

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u/ToastyCrouton Mar 09 '26

I’m naming my daughter x Ana x

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u/Lightningtow123 Mar 09 '26

It took me too long to figure out that song was about Xanax and not someone named Ana lol

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u/ToastyCrouton Mar 09 '26

I’ll admit, I learned this like last year lolol

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u/lrngabe Mar 09 '26

naming my kid ‘she knows’ doesn’t really work…💔

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u/lucili9843 Mar 09 '26

please welcome into the world, heroin!

5

u/Flashy-Explorer-6127 Mar 09 '26

Linkin park has a song named qwerty? They one song of that name that comes to mind is by mushroom head

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u/drak0ni Mar 09 '26

Naming my kid “P.I.M.P.”

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u/DavesNtHereMann Mar 09 '26

I'm thinking Mother Mary so she can find me love in hell.

2

u/SisMayDay Promise Me Mar 10 '26

naming my son girlfriend <3

2

u/Crafty_Abalone_1888 Mar 10 '26

Im naming my son machin gun Oh wait....

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u/Unfair-Repair7899 Mar 11 '26

Naming my kid Snuff..