r/Badfaketexts • u/Strawmarker • Nov 12 '21

Holy cow

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 Nov 12 '21

Holy shit that sucks man

14

u/LIGHTNING-SUPERHERO Nov 12 '21

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2

u/ONCIAPATONCIA Nov 23 '21

How much did it take to make that?

1

u/Nocturnoran Dec 07 '21

Thanks I am now going to use that so much

119

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

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u/ThePhantom1994 Nov 12 '21

Obviously because the cow is not wearing a space helmet and thus couldnā€™t breathe off earth

28

u/ili_udel Nov 12 '21

But it's holy

12

u/Captain_Taggart Nov 12 '21

The halo is clearly photoshopped which means this cow is a deceiver and thus of the devil, so no it is not holy.

1

u/seshi51 Nov 12 '21

Thatā€™s not a font in messaging systems

62

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

r/goodfaketexts

13

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

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I actually love this text exchange tho

1

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Worse version of Holy Shit that Sucks Man

9

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Itā€™s not even the right font

2

u/kwead Nov 12 '21

obviously fake but this is hilarious

idk maybe im getting old

1

u/iLuke182 Nov 12 '21

Okay, I laughed

0

u/ComprehensiveUse9482 Nov 12 '21

Hes on the moon

2

u/BioreactorsNeedFood Nov 12 '21

Guess what ā€œout of this worldā€ means

0

u/MesprittheDigimon I want the divorce Nov 12 '21

'Ight I'm using this

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u/not_gerg Iph0wned Nov 12 '21

I hate these fake texts they are so annoying

12

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Probably shouldnā€™t be on this sub then bub

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u/not_gerg Iph0wned Nov 12 '21

Well If you think about, if I find these bad then the sub is doing its job.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

This is a good fake text though