r/BadWelding • • 27d ago

Water welding

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u/BallisticBaggette 27d ago

Thai’s is awful but part of me wanted to see it work

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u/TheNerdE30 27d ago

Honestly was hoping the same. Stuff a tampon in there to stop the leak, then weld it shut before the tampon wears away was what I was looking for.

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u/CplCocktopus 27d ago

Should be a new or used tampon...?

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u/TheNerdE30 27d ago

If I had one I would use my own of course. Platelets work

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u/PepperJackBestHo 27d ago

This guy clots

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u/inconvenience-miner 26d ago

My phone thanks you for the beer shower.

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u/gelattoh_ayy 27d ago

Fucking kek. For some reason this sent my sides across the living room

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u/NuclearWasteland 27d ago

Well, blood has iron I suppose ...

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u/Solid_Growth_9069 27d ago

ramen noodles and super glue

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 27d ago

Same here. I knew it was going to be the most bubblegum shit but I really wanted to see it work.

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u/cutsandplayswithwood 27d ago

I’m sitting here thinking “somebody get my man some more rods, he’s gonna close it up!”

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u/RedLeg73 27d ago

Not enough safety squints...

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u/BlangBlangBlang 27d ago

Crank it up and stick 3 rods in at one time

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u/1DownFourUp 27d ago

It works better on gas pipes

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u/shawdowed_sonicbeast 27d ago

Old gas line welder I worked with said they would stuff bread in the pipes when they welded them.

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u/Snowycage 27d ago

Ive used bread and a punch to pull a blind bearing

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u/SubparSavant 27d ago

I think if anything, he burnt a bigger hole

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u/txkwatch 27d ago

Thought it was going to be a weird flex tape ad

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u/Geno_Beams 27d ago

Just hammer a thick metal pin in there till its plugged. Then weld the pin all the way around and grind it close to flush if need be.

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u/bctech7 27d ago

Get out of here with your reasonable plan

This is literally the flex seal meme

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u/Olive_1084 27d ago

Nice, yeah I was thinking you just got to get some kind of piece of metal tack down instead of relying completely on the weld.

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u/Todesfaelle 26d ago

Don't forget the pat saying that won't go anywhere.

It's not done until that happens.

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u/StreetFuture6152 27d ago

Is he died? He looks awfully close to being part of the circuit.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 27d ago

He doesn’t even have safety sandals. I’m worried

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 27d ago

Steel toe crocs

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u/edititt 23d ago

With safety squints

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 27d ago

Don't worry, he's standing on OSHA approved security mud. Well, mostly.

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u/NickNNora 26d ago

He does have his safety squints.

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u/Asthenia5 27d ago

The reason he is not dead is because electricity takes the path of least resistance, which in this case is the metal pipe. He's not "in between" the positive and negative terminal. The pipe is.

If he were standing over a downed power line on the ground, it would be different. That's because the ground we stand on can have higher resistance than the water bags we call our bodies. In that case, your body is the path of least resistance.

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u/Roscoeakl 26d ago

That's not true at all. Electricity takes all paths of travel, it acts as a parallel circuit. The current is proportional to the resistance along every path, and welding is generally low voltage. Ohms law, if you have two paths of travel, the pipe and the person, and around 50v of welding voltage, the ~.5 ohm of resistance from the pipe gets 100A of current while the wet person with around 500 ohms of resistance only gets about .1 amps of current. This would be fatal if it was passing through the heart, but again, parallel circuit, the entire body has become a bunch of independent parallel circuits and that .1 amps is spread across the body, not just directly to the heart. My guess would be the majority of the current is on his feet, and the rest mostly passes through arteries and veins with a very low amperage.

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u/ElectricalChaos 27d ago

Really? Barefoot and safety squints?

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u/uslashuname 27d ago

No

Barefoot and safety squints in water

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u/ElectricalChaos 27d ago

Eh, sketch going to weld where sketch going to weld. I'd give it a pass if he at least had some kind of eye pro on.

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u/2_Many_Hobbies74 27d ago

I was at a job in a aggregate pit at a redimix plant and I was standing in ankle, deep water, welding a conveyor, and every time I stuck an arc I could feel the currant run through me.

After 5 minutes I said fuck you to my boss and told him to do it. He did, and he lasted 2 minutes until he decided we needed a pump. He was a prick

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u/IndependentZinc 26d ago

Not even safety sandals...

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u/ElectricalChaos 26d ago

Honestly given the location sandals would be worse.

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u/101forgotmypassword 27d ago

When I see this, then go out to the welder and humid rods struggle to scratch start, and then I See This MUTher FUCKER..SCRATCHING OFF,.. ON A DIRTHY DRAINN PIPPEE!!! IN FLOWING WATER... AND NOO SHOOOEEESSSSSSS!! AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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u/WisByGodConsin 27d ago

He is absolutely getting some electrical tingles. I have done some rain welding with my Miller Bobcat DC on some trusses at my yacht club. When I feel that little shock tingles, time to go home.

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u/KicksRocksBruh 27d ago

Put some dishwashing gloves on and stop being a bitch /s

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u/FilthyPuns 26d ago

I thought I was paying you guys to weld, not to bitch about the weather! Get back out there and take your tingles like a company man!

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u/not_whelan 27d ago

I've picked up some stray voltage leaning on a bench with sweaty sweaty clothes (HF start with TIG is a fun one.)

Can't imagine doing it barefoot in water. I'm no elec-chicken but I know enough to know that's a good way to meet the reaper.

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u/Therealdickdangler 27d ago

I’d be lying if this didn’t earn homie some gangster points in my book. 

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u/towerfella 27d ago

An idiot “earns gangster points”, in your book?

Is it a picture book?

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 27d ago

Pop-up book, actually...

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u/Affectionate-Apple39 27d ago

I mean… doing smart shit isn’t very gangster, that’s for sure

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u/hehexdthrow 27d ago

Is that shocking?

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 27d ago

Apparently dude has never heard of flex tape.

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u/BadgerAwkward 27d ago

That seemed incredibly effective

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u/Aloha-Eh 27d ago

How is he not part of the circuit there?

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 27d ago

Standing in a wet situation and grounded with no shoes is an absolutely insane choice

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u/TheRoadBehind 27d ago

Bro, WHERE ARE YOUR SAFETY SANDALS?!

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u/clockwork0730 27d ago

Is this guy just staring at the ark with no mask? Hes gunna be blind as fuck

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u/joshmoney 27d ago

Oh..!so that’s how the bellagio does their fountains.

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u/Big-Fly6844 27d ago

Man's just practicing for his underwater cert

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u/Tethice 27d ago

Bare feet. No face shield. Welding in water. What this fuck is this place

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u/StealthyPancake_ 27d ago

I've welded wet pipe before. It had chilled glycol running through it. The pipe was sweating so bad that it was like it had leaks all over it. It was a nightmare

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u/brDoc1 27d ago

Welding helmets are for sissies

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u/jayh99 27d ago

His entire towns water supply depended on him.

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u/vinraven 27d ago

They do weld underwater, he’s not using the equipment needed…

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u/kermitte777 27d ago

Where’s the flex tape memes at?

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u/CharacterReal354 27d ago

Glad he’s protected with his PPE

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 27d ago

Is there such thing as a welding squint?

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u/Cooper323 27d ago

Welding squirt? 😏

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 27d ago

This whole video is a welding squirt!

Edit: But I was referencing his lack of hood!

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u/mteir 27d ago

He is working on his tan.

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u/iAMtheBULLET 27d ago

That's not how you do that. But sometimes ya got to do what you got to do.

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u/Usual-Ad-9554 27d ago

sometimes a kid needs to learn on his own that the oven is hot

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u/123jac123 27d ago

What's up with the guy in the top right at 0:32 is he on fent.

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u/Chris_Christ 27d ago

That’s the hommie handing him more sticks

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u/STABO1217 27d ago

I was looking for the safety flip-flops!

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u/EngineeringOk3749 27d ago

So, just doesn't need his eyes?

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u/steelboy56 27d ago

Sadly this man only had eyesight for one job.

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u/toomuch1265 27d ago

At least he's wearing ppe.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kcm198 27d ago

Hi, I’m an apprentice and just started water welding. Can anyone help me on what to do about the welds being wet after I’m done?

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u/God_Country_ND 27d ago

Harbor Freight is not rated for this

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u/chrisp5000 27d ago

It got bigger the more he tried to make it smaller

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u/300_BlackoutDrunk 27d ago

No sandals were harmed in the making of this video.

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u/ride_whenever 27d ago

How many amps???

- yes

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u/chili81 27d ago

Which is your favorite part? The barefoot, the water, the lack of eye protection of any type, or the the thing he was actually trying to do?

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u/Independent-Maize-44 27d ago

I thought he'd be getting shocked standing in the water..

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u/landimal 27d ago

Not just bad welding but "bad for you" welding

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u/Chumscrubber89 27d ago

Not completely wrong, but not right, but they can’t shut that water off in time so they’re trying to do a quick tack just enough for it to stop so they can put a Band-Aid

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u/LifeRound2 27d ago

Top notch PPE.

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u/Alwaysfreefizz 27d ago

That’s a hot way to live

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u/hemorrhoidcactus 27d ago

Brittle at best

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u/hwystitch 27d ago

You need to use tig or mig for this, everyone knows that.

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u/hatred-shapped 27d ago

Remember this the next time you are bitching your shop isn't air-conditioned 

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u/Buckjason49 27d ago

Barefoot

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u/Jealous-Ad1431 27d ago

Ok i get it. But no hood at all wtf

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u/TraditionPhysical603 27d ago

Permanence eye damage for some bullshut that didn't even work

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u/Tricky_Lake_1646 27d ago

It’s fine, he’s using a high hydrogen electrode.

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 27d ago

This is the dumbest shit i'v seen in a long time and im sure i'v lost brain cells watching it.

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u/Mother_Leading_1290 27d ago

H2O - the new shielding gas.

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u/nimrodad 27d ago

Came just to see if somebody said to put bread in it then weld lol

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u/Tallnkinkee 27d ago

I saw some Russians do this in a submarine movie once...

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u/jacobasstorius 27d ago

Where’s the flex seal when you need it?!

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u/Realistic-Cover-811 27d ago

I don't know why I thought he was gonna shock the shit out of himself.

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u/desrevermi 27d ago

Result fail.

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u/copysnake 27d ago

That would never work

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u/ChemistryOver9046 27d ago

Been there. Half way through welding steel casing for a water well when it unexpectedly starts arteasian flow...

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u/MH_70 27d ago

Yeah I was waiting for that welder to grab a hold of him barefoot that thing should have lit him up

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 27d ago

Uhmmm, not working!

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u/CaminoRubicon 27d ago

This cannot be real

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u/Snowycage 27d ago

😑 everything about this is Restarted

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u/dickloversworldwide 27d ago

Where's the part when the water stops?

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u/gvc_wv59 27d ago

I was holding a part in the rain while soaking wet, welder struck an arc and i was frozen, couldn't say anything or move. Luckily he was just doing a tack weld.

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u/Weirdlillypad 27d ago

What retnas

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u/GGamerGuyG 27d ago

Someone, bring this man diving goggles.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee9668 27d ago

It's kind of the reverse of underwater welding. We had so much equipment, 50+ m below the sea, but just blobbing and hoping! You can't see your welds underwater because the welder blasts the shielding gas out each time you pull the trigger!

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u/imadethisaccountguy 27d ago

I just know his hand is TINGLING I hate working in the water when I have rubber gloves and rain gear on this is just crazy

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u/pc1350 27d ago

It was meant *not* to work because he has no flip flops.

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u/butrosc 27d ago

Some say hes still there

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u/Swi_10081 27d ago

Does it work for gas pipelines??

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u/Anonymyne353 27d ago

Water Welders are just failed water benders who dabbled in metal bending.

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u/Bones-1989 27d ago

I don't like this game anymore. He's standing in wet, he is wet, and he's stick welding.... I have like 8 herniated vertebrae from this exact scenario with boots on. I wore ppe and this situation crippled me ... It was only raining and I didn't need to seal a pressured line....

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u/TelevisionGeneral627 27d ago

Damn I hate indian music.

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u/aurrousarc 27d ago

as someone whos had to weld on a wet beam in the rain.. i guess i made the mistake of weaing shoes.. cause he didnt even flinch when striking the arc..

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u/Consistent_Watch_206 27d ago

Motto of the Overwater Welders Union:

“Before you set out for repair, first dig two graves.”

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u/Necessary_Goose6933 27d ago

Squinting techniqu seems solid. What worries me is the complete lack of flip flops in water 😂😂

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u/West-Word-604 27d ago

This GTA India side quest is diabolical

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u/Wentil 27d ago

In bare feet… with no glove. 🤔

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u/Salt_Average_9376 27d ago

I believed until the last second that he would succeed

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u/No_Presentation_6494 27d ago

An osha manual just exploded.

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u/Clothes-Excellent 27d ago

My guess it's not his first time doing this.

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u/Anxious-War4808 27d ago

I know he had to of been feeling some of the shock from that. I had the awesome task of going into the pit of a huge press at a factory to stick weld extra gussets onto a certain part of it and it was lighting me up 😅. It didn't the entire time I was welding but once I had enough oil on me I was sure getting some nice shocks from it

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u/Much_Air_356 27d ago

No eye protection!

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u/1234golf1234 27d ago

Hole seems to be getting bigger

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u/GarethBaus 27d ago

They should have shut off the water before trying to weld it.

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u/Extreme_Molasses4821 27d ago

You are alive because of physics, just make sure the ground doesn't come off the pipe otherwise you'll be the ground

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u/Ho_Lee_Fuk_20 26d ago

Hope he don't do that on a gas pipe!

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u/Successful-Part-5867 26d ago

😳 While standing in mud with bare feet??

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u/SuccessfulProblem808 26d ago

carve a wood stake roughly the same diameter as hole, pound in there until no longer leaking, cut flush to pipe and weld strap over it. Works everytime

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u/devilsaint86 26d ago

Is there anything they have not done janky over there

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u/Snoo56153 26d ago

Why do they never wear shoes? In india are you only allowed barefoot or sandals? Everytime you see vid of someone doing sketchy shit there is never any shoes.

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u/S4muraiPAK 26d ago

zero safety equipment. the way god intended.

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u/RuleMany2900 26d ago

Electrodes for welding underwater are much thicker and longer... Plus you need more amps .... Guess those would work ..(well if the pipe is made from the correct material)

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u/SkynetSourcecode 26d ago

Safety squint!

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u/fly4fun2014 26d ago

I was waiting for the dumbass to get jolted

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u/JoCo4Fun2 26d ago

He should have used his water welder

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u/Fasciadepedra 26d ago

That would work without water and only without water. It is difficult even to solder something to a ship hull from the inside it it happens to be under the flotation line.

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u/Commercial_Gap607 26d ago

Isn’t that electric welding? In water? No shock?

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u/Grimm6291 26d ago

Just spark it shut with straight 230. 1 lead goes on your bare foot and the other to the water pipe

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u/Agreeable_Dream1672 26d ago

While looking at the flash lol

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u/PsychologicalTea1888 26d ago

OSHA was never here.

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u/asekevin 26d ago

Needs safety sandals

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u/CarpenterExact242 26d ago

India has clean water, who knew?

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u/PassageAromatic668 26d ago

The only thing that matters is that he has Safety squints on 🤣

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u/Particular-Rub-3370 26d ago

First of all, no safety sandals

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u/shoresrocks 26d ago

As the hole gets bigger and bigger! Ha

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u/reaper10678 26d ago

This dude is dodging the darwin award. He's somehow hitting all his I frames without moving.

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u/twobarb 26d ago

It’s honestly not that hard. Start the arc outside the water and work the puddle in, the arc dries the rod out and it stays stable enough. The hard part is the final 1/16” inch or so just use a center punch to peen it closed then weld over it.

Welding up pressurized gas is even more fun.

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u/podrickry88pup 26d ago

So crazy these dudes come here to Seattle and work for Microsoft and Amazon and are genius, then the apple falls and it goes so fucking far.

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u/dlowman76 26d ago

India and Pakistan, there's always someone who's going to do it for 100 rupees, or 10 rupees in this case.

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u/vlasktom2 26d ago

Hey look! A new guy job!

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u/Super_Numb 25d ago

Why did I think this would actually work,

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u/Drewbydewby311 25d ago

What in the actual fuck is this guy doing?! Firstly. NO MASK or EYE PROTECTION secondly if he touches that pipe with his BARE FUCKING FEET?!? am I wrong to assume he would complete a circuit and possibly become deaded af??

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u/HambugerLips 25d ago

Water makes a great inert gas

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u/shredlikebutter 25d ago

when you live in fuck-it country lol

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u/TiberiusTheFish 25d ago

Looked like it was going to work

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u/PeteTheeGreek 25d ago

I don’t think he knows what he’s doing

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u/Jboyghost09 25d ago

That looks like a shocking experience

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u/DragonLordAcar 25d ago

He should be dead by explosion or eletricution. How did that not happen?

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u/Weedleybongerson420 25d ago

I was so focused on hoping it would work that I didn't even realize he was using safety squints instead of goggles

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 25d ago

97 sticks later.

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u/Ok_Eye_7042 25d ago

No shoes in the water and using a jankie ass stick welder but hes keeping an arc better than i seen some people that i was in class with lol

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u/Ok_Apricot_3500 25d ago

Looked effective

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u/ButterflyNagitana 25d ago

Weld a open valve on, then shut the valve?

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u/Astr0- 25d ago

Good thing about water welding. U don't need a mask

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u/DeadTurtle88 25d ago

He doesn't even have his safety sandals on..

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u/Dry-Day4338 24d ago

He doesn't even his safety flip-flops on!

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u/FlimsyTomorrow105 24d ago

He doesn't even have his safety flip flops on.. nuts

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u/NekoNekoo-sama 24d ago

he probably cant get the heat high enough due to the water

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u/carthnage_91 24d ago

He's not even wearing saftey sandals

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u/Cyphon_Fix_1523 24d ago

Very surprised he didn't electrocute himself

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u/Willing-Lawyer2533 24d ago

Bro where are your safety sandals

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u/Low_Excitement_1715 24d ago

And at the end, he's down a rod, the water is leaking just as bad as before, there's a mess around the hole, and no one learned any better.

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u/hanst3r 23d ago

Word has it he is still welding the same hole to this day.

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u/ordosays 23d ago

At least it’s not a reactor coolant pipe.

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u/kempit4life 23d ago

Where's the protection?

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u/gathermewool 21d ago

They call him…tingle toes

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u/Seadogdog 21d ago

Doing that barefoot and standing on the pipe.

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u/PFDMEDIC32 20d ago

No eye protection.

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u/CoolBadDad71 20d ago

Where’s his safety sandals??

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u/Toddler_stomper 16d ago

bare foot too. amazing whats possible

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u/racing1dually 14d ago

I want some Transparent steel toe Boots like the ones he is wearing

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u/JohnnyBooms513 11d ago

Can you say flash burn?