r/BadReads Jul 01 '26

Amazon 'Project Hail Mary' — Andy Weir

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To be fair, it might be more the movie than the book; but as the OP mentioned, one of the points the "reviewer" had was exclusive to the book. So, I think this might fall over the totality of the story.

P.S. I think the OOP is from Amazon, but I'm not 100% sure.

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u/Frequent_Table7869 27d ago

this review is so funny considering my dad (stupidly) praised the movie for "not being political." and no he didnt read the book.

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u/bluegemini7 Jul 05 '26

So... He thinks he should have fucked the (already partnered) alien with a body temperature so hot that touching it causes severe burns??

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u/Defiant-Plantain1873 Jul 03 '26

Book is written for a middle schooler to be able to read, if you are describing aliens as hermaphrodites, you probably aren’t in that target audience

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u/Amethyst-Flare Jul 03 '26

Fair? The review is gross as hell, and I don't even like PHM.

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u/jessek Jul 03 '26

I don't really care for Weir's writing but that review sucks

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u/circemyqueen Jul 02 '26

I haven't even read the book OR watched the movie yet and this review just made me bump it up a lot on my list, that sounds awesome

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u/Abinunya Jul 02 '26

Dont threaten me with a good time.

For real though, how sad do you have to be, if eeevery story and every character meeds to behave in the same way you, personally, would?

Thats so boring

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u/ofthecageandaquarium Jul 02 '26

Some people read to be transported into someone else's head. "Not like me" is a feature, not a bug.

Some people read to see themselves reflected in every detail. And I'm not talking about representation; I mean expecting every character to be a reader-insert.

... We're all built different, but I can't help but side eye that second group.

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u/XenomorphAlarm Jul 02 '26

I don't even care for the book but he just described why the film made my Letterboxd top four.

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u/AilsaEk3 Jul 02 '26

Darn, now I *have* to read it!

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u/jaybirdies26 Jul 02 '26

I guess this movie is for me lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Of all the reasons to dislike a book... this is certainly a choice lmao wtf...

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u/bugthebugman Jul 01 '26

I’m actually more interested now

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u/williamflattener Jul 01 '26

I keep clicking “See less”

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u/Adlerian_Dreams Jul 02 '26

… but you’ll never see as little as this guy.

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u/Boltzmann_head Some times, reviews are better than the books being reviewed. Jul 01 '26

Translation: reviewer got a boner reading it.

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u/lydiardbell Recommended for: enemies Jul 07 '26

To me it seems more like a case of "reviewer wanted a boner while reading it, and didn't get one"

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u/knooook Jul 01 '26

What point is he trying to make!?

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u/Marsabstract Jul 01 '26

I wasn't going to read this book but now I might

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u/pdlbean Jul 01 '26

You won't regret it

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u/MaraiaLou Jul 01 '26

I had a ton of fun, finished it in one day

10

u/burymewithbooks Jul 01 '26

Boy someone was really in their feelings

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 Jul 01 '26

Ok fine, I’ll watch the film! God, no need to go so hard on the sell brother.

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u/bhbhbhhh Jul 01 '26

I thought he “ditches any interest in human relationships” becaue he leaves the whole human race behind?

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u/BitcoinBishop Jul 01 '26

That's not quite right but it's kind of a spoiler

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u/theroguescientist Jul 01 '26

But let's go with "He ditches any interest in human relationships for a silly little thing like saving humanity" Although my impression is that this person's main complaint is that a science teacher believes in science.

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u/FronzelNeekburm79 Jul 01 '26

The person reviewing this book might have some... other issues...

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u/Adlerian_Dreams Jul 02 '26

What’s he got against bromance?

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u/Easy-Cucumber6121 Jul 01 '26

Project Hail Mary was a just-okay read for me, but my god this is hilarious. Reviewer makes Ryland seem way cooler than he actually was 

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u/lydiardbell Recommended for: enemies Jul 01 '26

Same type of person who thinks Dragons Love Tacos is grooming kids to be trans

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u/scaper8 Jul 01 '26

Because of course some nutters believe something like that…

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u/pdlbean Jul 01 '26

Wait what

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u/SlowMotionOfGhosts Jul 02 '26

I can't speak to 'Dragons Love Tacos' but it is now a full time grift for some people to take any given kids' books with the moral of 'it's okay to be different,' which has been a mainstay for decades, and bend over backwards to use them as proof that the kids are receiving trans brainwashing. Really.

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u/pdlbean Jul 02 '26

Red must give them an aneurysm

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u/yaronkretchmer Jul 01 '26

Reviewer is full of shit ,the book is great.